Darkluniux

My score is.... 5.133333333333334 You should practice doing things with your left hand. Left hand? What that means? I don't do salutes with my right hand all the time! What? Left hand? I'll never be communist! Ok, according to this test, I'm a trully fascist then xD ? Yay for the next FÃÆÃâÃâührer (me) :D HEIL DARKLUNIUX!

What the hell with the public sexuality fetish? Do you really think that those things in public while a camera records you is historical?

HOLY GOD! NAZI GERMS!

Updated...*sigh* again.

Becoming a dictator is extremely difficult, I know, i've tried. Anyway, Adolf Hitler wasn't that smart, it was his advisers he was just a really really really good speaker and motivator and fooled lots of people. You're wrong, Hitler was a brilliant man. You both are wrong, Hitler comes from an island called Vril, near Antartica, he used his great mystical powers to brainwash the people trought words! << Adolf Hitler was a great leader who mixed the sincretism with his oratory powers and his mind to create a very strong spirit of nationalism in order to make a proud country that decided to fight in name of what they considered just. However, we will keep those pesky comments like "he was not so smart, serious he was mad" just because, the history is written by the winners... But are we sure that the third reich is dead? Are we sure that those conspiracies are not true? Are we sure that Adolf Hitler didn't disccovered the island Vril and made a fortress in the Antartica or even lived and died in Argentina or Chile while his followers developed new forms of flying soucers?

Normal style: I laught at the pathetic catholic zealot wanna-be crusader, Knight Templar's copycat!! Mr.T style: I pity the foo who plagiarizes da dead pope. 1337 style:L0L 4t d3 n00b. N00b internet slang style: ROLFMA0BBQ AT DA N00B CRUZ4R ROFLLMA !11111SHIF+ELEVEN!11111

O, thou lord, hath ye olde mercy on this poor soul for saying that ye name of ye awful cowboy. Ok, now you cna flame him for saying Chuck Norris and president in the same sentence :) By the way, the toast is an awesome invent, but no one cares about who invented it :P

To be remembered in the history, there are two paths: The easy but bad one, and the extremely hard but good one. Easy one: *Become a serial killer, you only need to be never spotted and to have a big bloodlust. -Jack the ripper. -Jack the not soo much ripper. -Jack the rapper <<< ??? *Become a dictator and make/follow a new ideology/form of thinking that is related to rascism/genocide/occultism/anti-tabacco campaigns and then start to kill thousands of people just because you hate then, and if you can, start a war against the most powerful countries (doesn't matter if you can't win). -Adolf Hitler. -Stalin. *Become an evil dictator with a lot of bloodlust and a funny accent. -Vlad Tepes...Yeah, the count Dracula! MWUAHAHAHAH! *Create a terrorist organization and crash a plane against the Empire state Building (Because the World Trade center are Taken). *Kill JFK. *Shoot the pope. *Become a demon despicted in the bible or other holy book (Yeah, satan is popular). Now, the hard way: *Be a extremely good man and with the grace of god you'll become a Saint or even someone like Budha. *Become a great man that have a bloodline with god and is despicte din the bible/other holy book and then, make that a cartoon character like Homer Simpson makes a funny nickname out of your name. -That's why Jesus is soo popular, including his nickname Jebus. *Become a pope and travel arround!!!! (However, do not revive the holy inquisition or you will be remembered as evil). *Make yourself being persecuted by some oriental goverment but instead declaring the war, say "long life to da luv lolz". -Dalai Lama. *Make yourself rich and with the money create a prize with oyur last name (just like the Novel guy did). *Defend a just cause and start a speech that starts with the phrase: "I had a dream..". But not somthing like "I had a dream... I was freaking flying!!" BIG NO-NO'S= *Do not discover the cure to the AIDS, our goverments will not let it to exists because they invented it as part of a conspiracy, by the way, I use Vitamin C pills without caring who invented them. PROOF THAT THE AIDS IS A NAZI/GOVERMENT/ALIEN CONSPIRACY: *Do not say "LOL N00B!!" in a presidential speech. Keep the ideas goin c'mon. BECOME A PARADOX!!11111

Yeah, but the idea is not to fill the list with beatle's music. So we need just one or two.

Short answer: You are in the adulthood when you you can exist in this evil but wonderful world without help of others because you got the neecesary skills like your knowledge that will help you to get whatever you need like a place in hwere to live. Because you can be an adult and virgin at the same time. Even more short answer with less time to think of: You're an adult when you buy Playboy magazines in a public place and no one cares.

Short answer: You are in the adulthood when you you can exist in this evil but wonderful world without help of others because you got the neecesary skills like your knowledge that will help you to get whatever you need like a place in hwere to live. Because you can be an adult and virgin at the same time. Even more short answer with less time to think of: You're an adult when you buy Playboy magazines in a public place and no one cares.

WHO ART THOU POINTING AT?!?! Said Scar, the evil nazi lion reencarnation of Hitler.

By the way, how about this crazy theory: In acient times, Hermes Trimegistro, a great alchemist discovered a form of eternal life via the reencarnation, using his mystical power, he reencarned many times, until he. became a Knight Templar and discovered many holy artifacts as the Spear of Longinus and the arc of convenant, then he decided that he would not need to reencarnate anymore if he mixed his life with these great instruments... He reencarned many times trying to get the power, he even became the legendary Count of Saint Germain. He then discovered, that these artifacts had some magical properties that come from an acient island that practiced the magic, it might be the Atlantis, or Thule, or Mu or Vril, any of those islands existed and he must know the truth. Then he created many Templar Traditions that were chained later to the freemasonry, he became Adam Weishaupt to create the illuminati order of Bavaria so they could controll the masonic lodges once more to invest resources in seeking the fountain of magic. Then he create dthe Thule society, later became in the Nazi Party and get all the sacred artifacts (including the saint grial) by brainwashing Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. Then he discovered it..The secret of the magic. Then today, this alchemist became Lord Voldemort who decided to make Horcrux with the Hogwarts' premiums because he doesn't remember who really is, but in time of his death, he will become Hermer trimegistro once more to make 7 powerful Horcruxes with the Holy artifacts like holy grial and will make a new age empire with Dan Brown as prince of Sicilia!

The problem is, that we just are going nothing far... We must be open-minded and we just are wrong if we thing J.K will write things soo basics and easy to guess like the R.A.B theory about the black family. I'm sure there will be more characters in this book, characters that we even didn't they might exists, for example, we'll learn about Dumbledore's family, perhaps there is some new mage who will help Harry? How about the Neville Longbottom theory? We can't forget that Neville was born in the same date as Harry...And probably Voldemort knew that Neville was his trully match, so he decided to make a fake defeat and to create a Horcrux...In Harry's head, so everybody thought Potter's was the only human that survived the Voldemort's Avada Kedavra, but in fact, he just made a spell for Horcrux...Making Neville go away form his trully destiny. Or perhaps Dumbledore is a horcrux himself lol.

I wouldn't, I don't see what the common people do in a club, seriously, what's the fun in moving yourself like an undead with some strident music while your friends are drunk and can't even get up while girls start to rob their wallets? And if the guards of the entrance discovers that you're underage, it'll be shameful for you, if you got lucky the people of the town will stop calling you baby-disco after 7 years. However, is your decition, perhaps your parents can give you osme advice, who knows? After all, many of our parents did incredible crazy things when they had our age... Next time go to the bowling instead!

No more stupid things please, the Big Brother will watch you anyways!

Thanks for the cooperation mate, as I see, I have lived under a rock many many time... By the way, I'm a believer is a very popular song that will be added. I think that is better that I don't put in theme songs because it will be fun with themes like 007 or the star wars' imperial march :P

The simpsons of course, doesn't need to have vulgar language to be funny!

Sorry for this BUMP! but I have to..Because I have updated after months of neglygency!

Too many people quoting those lents, so I donnot know what they mean. WHATEVER

But you can better the spartans outfits by using this: Bronze plate for Verak's plate. Bronze legs for dwarven brown shorts. Boots for some sandals from the Tai Bwana clean up mini game. Wooden shield for fremmenik shield (dropped by fremmenik guards).

Pure evilness of doom!!!!! Exepting the background and some weapons, that's me when I'm angry.

But the reaper got replaced...

So how can I then buy silver commemorative nazi coins data 1936 if they can't be sold in eBay? Seriously, the holocaust happened, and forgotting it will not get their victims back to life. The nazism is a dead ideology, I don't think than an actual goverment is going to become nazi because it will get the most horrible diplomatic relaitions with the most powerful countries of the world. We can compare the nazism to any acient goverment, like for example, the reign of Louis XIV, just another part of our history. If we can wear costumes of crusaders who killed muslims in name of their faith and for just more lands talking politicaly, why we flame an english prince for wearing an AfrikaKorps uniform in a costume party?