Star.

Yep. @Naive

Banned for promoting white power.

Incompetent Jobcentre advisers. Mine keeps sending me to these random little work schemes where you sit in a room with 10 other uninterested people and not-so-joyfully browse the net for jobs. I do this at home already. What I desperately need is a work placement but it's been one and a half month without any results ...

29,782 There was a post in between his that had to be removed.

Yep :o Huh, where did that opening post go? O_o I'll have a look for it. Alg.

() --|-- /\ TNPW post a picture of their phone.

Banned for building your castle in minecraft out of cobblestone.

Banned for being post #35091.

I now know not to post if I see that Mr Devnull is the last person to have posted :P Nope. Blaze.

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This isn't the mod you are looking for. Lokie.

But he is still ostracized by society so he becomes a villain. 53hP

Banned because I agree. We can expect activity to rise a bit :P

Trying to teach a technology inept parent on how to use that touch-screen phone they just had to buy. My dad is so adamant on getting internet but it's so frustrating to explain to him how it works. He kept on thinking an iPad was called wi-fi no matter how much I corrected him. This seriously made me contemplate ending my own life.

Banned for funny back and forth banter.

Moved to Help and Advice.

Caught a cold somehow after what can only be described as minimal interaction with humans. Normally I'd keep bog roll by my bedside so I don't have to move but my mom got those huge rolls of paper that you'd see in public bathrooms and they're the length of my arm and really thin so instead I have an unorganised pile of paper. I'm gonna forget what part I wiped my nose with. Oh well, at least I'm not on my period. I'm gonna try some candy corn for the first time ever. Better be worth for £2.99 a bag...

Banned for not eating nachos today.

Nope. Lokie.

I did this and today the cat entered the kitchen through the open door as my unsuspecting mother boiled dinner. Cat is mine. Cat Chronicles #2

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Banned because Coca-cola is very yummy so I can understand your addiction.

No. Blaze.

I'm really bad with haircuts. I get my haircut maybe once a year. I let my sister trim my fringe when it needs a trim. Bad service puts me off. I misread the time for an appointment. Thought it was 12:15 but it's 14:15. Got all ready and stuff :c EDIT: Also, I thought I was the shit for making this: Dat font