Star.

The first, I've done it before ◕ ◡ ◕ Would you rather risk a trip through Afghanistan with only the clothes on your back to get to your country's embassy or live homeless in a foreign Asian country?

Oh my. Blaze.

The wall is still traumatised by the licking. 53 HP

I can't control my facial expressions very well when I am talking to my sister because I get pretty animated when we're conversing. I'd be like, "Yay, they have falooda ＼(＞ヮ＜)／." or Sister: "Look at his hair." Me: "ಠ_ಠ" It's not a bad thing usually but that happened at a wedding where you are supposed to display exemplary decorum.

Found the hole in our kitchen where the ants have been hiding, reproducing and advancing to their next stage in life. First maggots, now these.

Banned for enforcing the rules.

Because 99% of people cite Pokemon as their favourite. At least that's why I think Naive didn't want it mentioned. TNPW give me their money.

Too Many Ninja

[/hide] Doesn't bother me at all, kinda the point of this thread. :shades: TNPW use exactly 7 words. Look, seven words and a sexy picture: [hide] [/hide] TNPW make a quote within a quote within a hide tag within a quote.

Kill it with fire! How would you deal with insects? Kill it with fire! No, I'd throw a shoe at it.

Princess Of China feat Rihanna (Kiss Remix)

I strip the wall of his ability to function. I.E. he is no more wall. 55 HP

Banned because that pain doesn't compare to the one on my foot after I dropped a bed on it.

I just listen to RoosterTeeth's podcasts. They are the only team which have the least amount of annoying members.

This part I disagree with the most :V

Anyone else ever picked up a book at random in a library, took it home and enjoyed it and then researched it only to find out you've just read the latest book in a series? :evil:

From the ashes of the old wall a new wall rises. 50 HP

Star swoops in to (attempt to) save the wall in its moment of need. 6HP

Banned because Pokemon do not exist therefore rendering them unable to kick Squab's ass.

Just received a strange email from UCAS. I could have a place in Uni for 2013. This would be ideal for me because then I could work one year instead of working and part time college like I thought I would have to do. Scary phonecall. EDIT: Wankers. I rang them up at 3pm, was put on hold for the longest time, got an automated message that the system is down (now: 4:40pm), rang back at 4:45pm and got told the offices are closed (even though they are supposed to close at 5pm). I have to bit my fingernails until tomorrow.

What the heck is fridge horror?

Banned because I am two-thirds of a real woman.

She just kind of looked at it, and then awkwardly gave me her little speech before asking if I had anything else. I get mine directly from the bank too, so I know they're legit. Don't American dollar notes have a way of telling if they are fake? Our England notes have a watermark that you can see when you hold them up against the light and something happens to them specifically when you place them under a UV light.

From what I've seen from the Optical Express adverts on TV, it removes the outer layer of your cornea and does pew pew laser stuff to adjust it and the removed outer layer is put back in place.