Star.

I'm really bad with haircuts. I get my haircut maybe once a year. I let my sister trim my fringe when it needs a trim. Bad service puts me off. I misread the time for an appointment. Thought it was 12:15 but it's 14:15. Got all ready and stuff :c EDIT: Also, I thought I was the shit for making this: Dat font

No. Sir Squab.

There's a friendly ginger cat who we've named Simba that roams around our neighbourhood. Not sure who the owners are but today I'm gonna buy a cat toy and wait for it to come into my driveway so I can pretend it's mine.

Banned for not shipping onesided Blaze x Alg.

Yay 06'ers. Challenge! Look at your 06 posts without cringing.

Banned for conceding defeat easily.

Yes. Alg.

Banned for starting a new page.

Granted, but because it is a strange phenomenon it garners the attention of the scientists who chop it up to take back to their research lab. I wish I could.... you know.... do that. Not this but that.

You are playing baseball in the park and are struck by frozen urine spear from the passing aircraft.

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Kimberly Nope. Blaze.

Banned for using the word 'quit' incorrectly.

Threads can be revived from the dark ages as long as the necromancer isn't spamming with a standard reply or if there isn't a more recent thread of the same topic.

New page go! 29,861

But dies and has to start from Level 1 again. 54 HP

Banned for not taking responsibility.

I play with minimal settings on my laptop so it doesn't look majestic but this is my current project: [hide] [/hide] It's going to be a huge underground base. This is the first level and will consist of those stone bricks. Not sure what to put up here yet. The next level will be those clay brick thingies against wood for a classier look. It'll have an automated farmland down there to produce wheat to feed my pigs that are above land. Just at a loss of what to put in.

I don't even buy theater food. Smuggle my own stuff in.

Well.. As of late the posts have been slowing down but I'd say I have a sizeable amount in 'ere. TPUM is a thug fo life.

29,872 little monkeys jumping on the bed. 1 fell off and broke his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed." 29,871 little monkeys jumping on the bed

The wall yolos your yoyos. 52 HP

. "Is anyone there?"

Banned because I never click on any links you provide.

I wish people said my name with love. Squab.