Screwy

You get an purple rhino whit green dots and Donalds Trumps face. * Insert a coin *

Banned for changing the s to an e.

Your wrong, four rights make a left. Condoms are save.

Banned for banning.

Its the church in East Ardougne, where you start the 'Plague City' qeust or 'Sheep Herder' qeust.

Banned for confusing me.

I'll let you trip, grab your party hat and run away. You'll die of your own shades, after that your getting banned for marcroing.

You want that as a new qeust? Hahaha. 'Bring 10 Planks and 12 nails to Juliet to finish the qeust'.

Almost forgot about that, it was funny when the duke got teleported of a MOM.

My friend got banned for autoing, I knew him for about 2 weeks, we did Hero's qeust Master Thief Armband together and since then we became friends, after he got banned he pmed me whit a other character, and asked me to give me mine account, I told him no and asked if the character he was on now was any good, he said no and repeated the qeustion, I still sayed no. Since then he freaking keeps saying to me 'plz gimme ur account' I don't even believe him, his account is still on the highscores and his RuneWeb signature is still updates. I ignored him now, he kept yelling at me and said he hates me and would've hacked me, reported him for rule 1.

Good thing I still have the Ice gloves of Heros qeust then. hehe.

Firstly, talk to to Blurberry'. He's located on the second floor of the Grand tree, he'll give you some ingredients of a kind of Coctail, and a book that tells you how to make it. If your lucky, you'll get the ingredients of a Fruit Blast, if not, make the other coctail you got and get a Pineapple, 2x Lemon and a Orange. Use the Pineapple on the shaker, then the Orange, then the Lemon, and pour that in the coctail glass, then slice the second lemon and use that on the unfinished coctail. If you have your fruit blast, use some ashes on it.

Where can I find a Pineapple, ain't seeing them for sell in the gnome stronghold. :'(

The answer is in this very topic...but i spose your too idiotic and lazy to go through the whole 6 pages to look for the answer yourself?! Fruit Blast + Ashes = Dirty Blast :roll: Thats for calling me idiotic and lazy, idiot. Also, when I try using ashes on the Fruit blast it will say that the cook doesn't want that.

Somebody tell me how to make a darn Dirty blast.

Shame! The cook only gave me 100 coins to fill up my spendings :'(

Qeust already came out, 'A recipe for Disaster'.

I got that some days ago and almost died at the ranging guild of that, wanted to know the place to exchange tickets and got lured into the towers and got hitting some 11's and survived whit 20 hp.

Does that mean that F2p can't hold any drop parties?

Welcome to RuneScape - I was forced to play this as a child. - Piano.

Omg I was killed by.. Nothing because I have zee Godmode!

Banned for having a knive in your signature, which is very offensive to other players. PERM.

I've got a Shade bottom once of a shade, I really don't get shades that often either.

This has been done before I geuss, but I'll share mine.. Drunken Dwarf - Mostly while cooking and mining. Sandwich Lady - Got 2 before, both at rock crabs. Maze - Got 2 times at ranging and cooking. I never had a Mime, frog, drill demon, forester, or something.

Wow, the topic changed into a Grammar contest!