Rebdragon

Off the computer, ya. But on an internet forum, not so much. It's only funny when people are trying to be hard if they can get punched in the face.

If that's a joke happy, it's a disturbing and vile one. If it's not, then my God, it does not take much to stimulate you. Which is also disturbing. Risque? No, I wouldn't say so. I'm just curious as to why you felt a need to tell a bunch of preteen males on an internet forum that the 'sex is amazing'. Seriously, the only person I want to hear that from is Goddess, and only when she's going down on another chick.

TIF doesn't go in cycles. That's merely an illusion formed by the presence of threads that are created from a thought triggered by another thread. That is, someone posts a funny thread, someone thinks of something else funny and posts it. Someone posts a book thread, and someone else posts a thread about newspapers. One person posts about spirituality and ghosts, and another makes a thread about Buddhism. The nature of the forum is thought triggering, not cyclical. Are you going to be the guy who takes every chance he gets to flame someone? Aka, the one nobody likes? Anyway, I just miss the cheery threads, this has become the equivalent of the news. As Quoi_Tu said, we might be seeing some good ones soon, if he's right about his TIF cycle. Ah, but you see in my case no one on an internet forum likes me. These are people I have not and will never meet in my life, people who don't give a flying [cabbage] about me and to whom I feel likewise. In your case, if I'm any sort of judge of character, your attitude negatively affects your outward appearance in the real world. Stop looking for the good ol' days, stop expecting everything to always be at their best. It's annoying, if nothing else.

You're like the kid that goes "well this is awkward" ten seconds after everyone stops talking. You know, the one nobody likes.

Jesus Christ people, I was just making a quick point. Stop turning this into surveyfest 2009 and get the f back on topic. Unless, of course, you think spending your time denying stereotypes is "revealing confession and secrets", then by all means, go ahead.

How much did she cost? Depends what price you would put on two and half months of waiting and a couple thousand computer based messages. God damnit, I really think I'd get banned for responding to this properly.

disp('How am I being a douche? And why didn't you tell me the values of a and b so I could help you?'); disp('Okay, nufs enuf') Seriously, I don't get how I was being a douche. If she loves you back, then you could try keeping the relationship alive, although longterm relationships tend to fail hard. It's more of a question of how long you've been going out/how deep your relationship is. If you're just a friend who thinks they're more than a friend but really ain't, then don't be a douche and not stay in touch, but don't treat her special. If she doesn't know you that well/she doesn't even like you, then don't sketch her out by calling a lot. Great. Now my program's useless because I had to explain myself anyways. God damnit.

I'm going to try to respond in a language more well known on this forum, seeing as how my previous attempts in English have failed. %Script Rebdragon's Response %Makes Rebdragon's life easier string a = ('She loves you'); string b = ('She doesn't even like you'); string response = ('wtf'); if a == 1 response = ('MOVE TO AUSTRALIA'); elseif b == 1 response = (MOVE THE F**K ON'); else response = ('Uh, stay in touch but don't be so clingy?'); end disp(response) disp('\n CAPICHE?')

You kind of kill the joke when you have to explain it to everyone. I know, but I get really sick of getting PMs because of "heartlessness". :x Meh, fair 'nuf. Except, does that mean that you really mean what you said, or is it just a bad joke?

You kind of kill the joke when you have to explain it to everyone.

Or you could die of living in a third world country and be eaten by a Snorlax. boo.

Did you know, that the Hebrew word for "day" in Genesis, means a literal day? And it's used over 100 other times in the OT, every time meaning a literal day? Source? I've heard otherwise.

Lookin' good Das :thumbup: . Honestly man, you're handsome; good haircut, face, and the glasses suit ya (although I think you'd look good with contacts). Just keep on truckin' and droppin them pounds (which don't seem to manifest on your face), and I'm thinkin' you'll make a 9. Although, I am comparing you to the rest of this group somewhat, so sorry if there's a bit of bias in that :lol: .

Holy [cabbage] you call that fat?!?! You're far from fat. actually. im relaively chubby. that picture doesn't show it. This is what we call fishing for compliments. If you are not a girl, and you do this, you have two options. Either get gender reassignment surgery, or stop being a pussy.

Quiet Reserved Shy Decent with computers Not popular Excellent in mathematics Introverted Grade A student Small group of friends Short No girlfriend Loser Weak musclewise Weird hairstyle Glasses Reclusive High IQ Low Social IQ Skinny 90% of this forum fits 90% of this criteria. Similarity is not a rarity.

1) I didn't see his post. 2) I just read his post. I wouldn't recommending using "it" as if what you said is the same thing that he did. 3)(edit) No, seriously. Lenin came off as a cool yet quiet guy, and penguin came across as, well, both a loser and an arrogant ***hole.

(My mother sent this to me at college to cheer me up; that is how I came across it. I am sorry for not saying "COPYPASTA" in the OP, I did not wish to detract from it.)

We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? 0A He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.' They really should get lives. ' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private sch ool before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really bui ld some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! ' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on George town and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those20guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. ' Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can20give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so h is Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable..' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions.. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse... God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

I'm going to be a jerk. Everyone knows my name. I was the fastest, most athletic kid in elementary school. And middle school. In the biggest public school in the city. But I wasn't the fastest, most athletic kid in high school. Wait... damnit. penguin, shut up. No one likes the smartass nerd. Wait.... damnit.

Haha. Not a good idea mate. Ap us is a [bleep].

Your post really depresses me for some reason. Maybe I just pity your view on life. You seem so angry and sad. Cheer up mate :) .

I'm loving all the "I hate people because they're so stupid/immature/beneath me" statements. If it's a joke, it's a bad one on the internet, and if it's for real, I pity thee. IRONY LIKE A BRICK WALL DROP KICKING YOU IN THE NUTS. Holy [cabbage] dude, deal with it. They'll drop in a year or two, Christ. Just try not to kill anyone before they do. Call [rooster]. If they don't get it, they deserve it.

Not to start an argument, but... really?

The more of these I read the more fake they all seem.

Stubborn? Eh... annoyed would fit the bill better I guess. On an internet forum? Feel reassured.