Rebdragon

This argument is the language arts equivalent of arguing the spelling of Djibouti. I don't give a flying s**t if that silent 'd' looks off to you, YOURE WRONG.

The feeling is not mutual for fear of temporary if not permanent insanity.

You just compared yourself to a Navy Seal. Through a video game. I... I can't even facepalm that. There has to be something else. Some other way to portray... something beyond facepalm.

i iz 2fast muahaha.

Blah, okay, I'll stop.

Go back and study what led up the first the two world wars. Also, go back and study how much everyone hates North Korea. EVERYONE.

Meh, force of habit.

He's mimicing me, learn the trade. As for your question dizzle, I'm honestly just curious. Does he really think NK could actually cause a world war?

Were you dropped on your head as a child or were you just born stupid?

How do we decrease suicide rates? Solve the problem that induces suicide. What induces suicide? Sadness. How do we get rid of sadness? Happiness. How do we find happiness? ... ... HOLY SH*T. IT'S A WALL.

If I could have any one wish granted, I'd wish that the entirety of North Korea, citizens, landmass and all, was sent to Europa. Permanently. Sweat to God. It's really not even funny any more, and it sure as hell ain't going to get any funnier. For the sake of the world, North Korea should not exist.

None of you people have any idea how f**ked up, corrupted, and down right insane North Korea is, right? I hope not, for I fear for you if you do and you're making posts like these. WWIII. Ha. The only thing that would result from NK launching a nuke would be the creation of a gigantic crater above SK.

What a waste of money, why didn't she come out of her room? wish I had an answer for that.. after I knew it was impossible to have anything else with her I just wanted to at least see her and just say goodbye, but she just threw me out like an old rag and made me into nothing LEARN YOUR LESSON DON'T BE A [kitty].

Ya, being a teenager can suck sometimes. Don't worry man, once you're an adult you won't have all those hormones flying through your body and then you're going to be like "Man, I'm F**KING AWESOME!" Stupid hormones.

Shoot, I remember playing that in middle school. It's definitely not blackjack... crazy-eights? 'cause that's the name. Gin Rummy. Government's a good game too. As well as Egyptian Ratscrew. And Euchre. And Hearts. God this brings me back. You could lock me up in a room with a deck and someone who plays cards for ten years and we'd be more than fine :D .

I went to a poker (semi-)tournament the last time I was at a casino, bought in with $100 and made $100 :thumbup: . Last year at high school we held a poker tournament, 200 people bought in. I made it to the final table, fifth place. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Go play blackjack.

'Quintessence' is far too sissy of a word to be used in the same sentence as 'man'. Say core or something.

I'm pretty sure this joke was unfunny before even Sir Berners-Lee was born. Regardless of the fact that I have no idea who the hell you are, you have three thousand posts. I mean, really man?

Male lions will murder their children to [bleep] their moms. That's pretty ridiculous. Ha, the biggest [bleep]s of the animal kingdom. I love Cracked.

I was considering it until you used that abomination of a smiley. Twice, no less.

Don't you mean men have it harder? Haha, double entendre, you always make me laugh.

I thought we already established that PETA was bat[cabbage] insane.

I don't think the term "multitasker" should be applied to teenagers who can't get anything done without distracting themselves and making the task at hand take three times as long as it should. Listening to Rise Against while reading Lord of the Flies does not count as multitasking. Completing expense reports while dealing with clients over the phones does. Either learn to concentrate or stop glorifying your negative qualities.

Is it just me or is the popularity of these kinds of stories based less on the actual interest of the story and more on peoples unwillingness to examine their own misgivings?I mean, a what's stealing some candy to this kid? In comparison to an eleven year old killing a pregnant women, I guess all of you are practically saints, right? Look at any any developing country and you'll see that [cabbage] like this happens on a daily basis. Honestly, this has nothing to do with any of you, and nothing you say here is going to affect what happens to him at all. Why the hell do you care?

In crowd and out crowd? The teenage mindset is depressing.