joke_slayer

gratz on the 85 (beat ya to it though =P)

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ok, story time: i was training slayer as usual, got a bad task from shilo, so i burnthorped and got ghosts. Usually i kill the ones in melzar's maze, but i wanted to change so i went to kill the ones in the death altar. After i finished i decided to go outside and remind myself of mep 2, so i talked to the dwarf and got another list for a death talisman then i talked to the dwarf again and the conversation went as follows: Dwarf: Hi again, how're you doing with those items we need? Me: What do you need all this stuff for? Dwarf: Oh well we don't get many deliveries down here, so it's supplies mostly..... Me: How do you explian the door key? Dwarf: ah.... um... I'm not sure how that got on the list.... Can we have it anyway? Me: Right, why do i get the feeling i shouldn't ? Dwarf: pretty please with a blood talisman on top?! Me: A blood talisman?! Dwarf: Oops, I meant "death talisman"! all this looks extremely suspicious sry if this has already been posted before

i didn't witness this myself, but i'm pretty sure my sources are accurate this was just after pohs were released: Scammer: selling house insurance 50k

i know about whips and i have asked a few authorities on slayer and they say rcing and barrows are better than whips and i also lost my guthans and whip which means they would be slow to kill and i would have to bank often

i have already got some money back but i doubt it would be enough for barrows equipement, also what set/sets should i get to barrows

ok, yesterday i died and lost about 10 mil worth of items (guthans, whip, rune boots, barrows gloves.....) i have not got a lot of money left and i was looking for advice on how to make that 10 mil back quickly the two things that i think would be best are either barrows or rcing, however which one is better, or are there any better ways NOTE: no merchanting or staking

judging by the conversation i say their iq was more or less equal to that of a potato (no offense meant to potatoes) seriously though, next time don't talk, in most chases they would go call you a "n00b" and go away, unfortunatly i have experience in this sector :(

but were those trips after they nerfed the drop rates ?

ty for the messages, now ill be making some money before going back slaying

o well, i finally seem to have beeten you in drops for assignment: 112 nechryeal assighnment 3 boots 3 rune helm 1 rune square a ton of seeds 88 strength (and i also got 85 slayer a couple tasks afterwards :D ) anyway your doing great

lol....... :D is it me or did they forget to mention horses

since when can we smith pickaxes ?

full lederhosen is part of my skilling outfit (along with phasmatys flag) that answer it ?

just a quick question: what ring do you wear while slayering

that quest was easy, and for the shortcut, you still have to do the maze

good point, i have to say that i failed to spot that, anyway that would take unrealistically long

100 X 2000,000 200,000,000 -22,222,20 where did you get 22,222,20 gp from 22,222,200 gp is the money i calculated they would lose, the total cost of the diamonds would be 222,222,000 gp

how exactly could they make 150 mil ?

diamonds dont cost very much last i checked diamonds cost 3k ea you can only sell unnoted cabbages (i think) therefore you can only take 27 cabbages at a time = 2,7k per load 3k - 2,7k = -300gp so a 300gp loss ber load they dont have to buy them someone known to the group could be suplying them free of charge trust me people drop party hats and wait for them to go away thats stupider than the ooc doing the cabage - money thing why would they want to do anything like that, a few more calculations: lets say they have 2 mil cabbages (i think they have more though) 2mil cabbages = 74074 loads 74074 loads = 74074 diamonds = 22,222,200 gp lost why would they want to do that

diamonds dont cost very much last i checked diamonds cost 3k ea you can only sell unnoted cabbages (i think) therefore you can only take 27 cabbages at a time = 2,7k per load 3k - 2,7k = -300gp so a 300gp loss ber load

you would need 1 diamond to acess it every time, so i think they would be operating at a loss

1k mining copper and tin in varrock east mine, walking to lumby, smelting, walk to varrock, smith, sell to general store, repeat (very efficient and quick \ ) 10k see above, but with iron as well 100k mining, smithing and selling steel to shops, had discovered about al karid mines and lumby swamp mines and that you could bank ore 1mil, merchanting rune ess (coulb probably have got a lesser rare with that money then, dont remember the prices though, so im not sure) F2P 5mil, either clues, or, most likely, buying iron and coal, smelting, selling for 600 ea (in F2P) 10mil, still need to get there, will probably come with slayer or rcing though

full lederhosen, phasmatys flag, glory ammy, boots of lightness