joke_slayer

newbie combat stats? then what would you call all those ppl under you...................................... newbie combat stats compared to others with my slayer levels, and my mage and prayer are just low

the real losers are the people who carried on slaying past 85 but only got up to 86-88 by now (like me), just hope i will be able to power up to 90 in time for update anyway, im 88 slayer and i have newbie combat stats so i should get to 90 way before i max anything

pl8 and thx (ty is so much better, for me at least)

besides the fact you can buy them from a store for 5gp so you can buy phats from a store for 1gp anyway i remember when they updated miscellania (royal trouble) they made iron sickle discontinued and kept it tradeable, however they soon realized it and i think it is now available at a shop there this to point out that: i will eat my hair i jagex release a new discontinued and tradable item knowingly and do not make it untradeable within a week

trouble brewing is the best ftw, if you want to try it, play a few games to get the feal of things, don't base your opinion on your first came since it can be confusing and you could get put off

yes i did read that and i knew that it was the area around varrock as well, however i just realized they included the champions guild, i surely hope its not a champions challange EDIT: i voted fremmy btw

+1 is there anything that goes in case 17 ? im stuck on 148 kudos =/ Yes you fill it by doing the observatory quest. I have a quest cape, not filled though :-s same, and it is very annoying, i know i already got enough to go to the island, but i want to get it completed

+1 is there anything that goes in case 17 ? im stuck on 148 kudos =/

there are several different conversations you can go through, an interesting one is when he claims to be in a secret meeting with important leaders in rs however random npc contact is more entertaining there are some 30-40 different conversations, these are the best ones simpsons ? hehehehe penguins using submarines errrrrrr...... typical <_<

indeed, some people i know could get that exp within a 24 hour period, still if you cannot manage that, many people could get that exp in 3 days if they have nothing to do and are trying to get as much exp as possible so going at a modest pace you should be done in about a week ?

good guide, but i heard flesh crawlers drop a lot of herbs, also, when i killed chaos druids, the spot in yanille dungeon was pretty empty

slayer is a great skill and wb

well........ for some reason i found mountain daughter annoying, it was not hard, just a little too isolated for my liking (at the time at least) next is rag and bone man next up is rat catchers, that mansion was horrible but the quest that i found most annoying, without a shadow of doubt is one small favour just going from karamja to feldip hills and back, passing through draynor, lumbridge, varrock, faladore, taverly, camelot and port khazard was just so annoying and time consuming

considering that your bank picture is over a year old (according to what you wrote on the fornt page) it looks like its about time for a new one :P

anyway here is some advice on what to do 1) when you feel frutrated and stupid for doing certain things, read the darwin awards 2) i suggest you start pursuing a sport, it doesn't have to be athletic or anything, just something to take out your anger and frustration. Golf for example, you don't need to be very athletic and after hitting some 50 balls at the driving range your anger/frustration should be gone since you took it all out hitting the golf balls EDIT: and don't say your no good at anything, someone who can write a 7 page essay (or whatever), on an obscure cambodian dictator no one ever heard of (at least in this part of the world), is capable of something

24 july

nice level and gl on 99 i probably already mentioned it but i'm going for 99 too, about 70k from 87 currently :oops:

rallor i think

1. Wheres you favorite place to craft armor? varrock 2. Wheres your favorite place to mine coal or any ore higher? coal = mining guild mith = lumby swamp/hobgoblin mine abby = hobgoblin mine rune = can't mine yet 3. Wheres your favorite place to train? slayer tower 4.What do you train on there? slayer (duh) 5. Whats your favorite Regular monster? greater demons 6. Whats your favorite Slayer monster? abyssal demons 7. Who's your favorite slayer master? duradel 8. Wheres your favorite place to firemake? yannille 9. Wheres your favorite place to farm? catherby 10. Do you love to pk? Do you like to pk? OR do you hate pking? i hate pking 11. Where in the wilderness do you like pking? N/A 12. If your running away from someone trying to kill you, where do you run to? south 13. Whats your favorite emote of a cape of achievement? slayer 14. Whats your favorite kind of magic? regular, Ancients, lunar, or none? lunar 15. Do you range with bow & arrow, knives, or darts? cbow or mith knives 16. Whats your favorite kind of quest? Easy, Medium, Hard, or Very hard? very hard 17. Do you PC for your combat skills? NO WAY, I SLAY 18. Whats your favorite potion? (can be ANY potion) Super restore 19. Wheres your favorite place to fish? shilo 20. Finally, how do you raise prayer? Pc, Gilded Altar, Ecto, or just burying bones? Guilded altar from now on

spent 6,1mil (more or less all my money) on planks then had to dig into my slayer supplies to find another 2,1mil for guilded altar, burners and mahogany lecterns on the bright side took less than 2 days to get there from 63

well slay of course, anyway nice bank

guthans + b2p = hardly any need for food, if i need some i usually get 200-1k feathers/bait and go fishing in shilo, i don't really need any better, or, if i do, my needs are satisfyed by the clues i do

Attack: 70 i am quite accurate Strength: 80 it can take 5+ people to take me down, playing rugby Defence: 90 i seem to have a very high pain threshold and others seem to fail to hurt me Range: 10 you should see how accurate i am at throwing snowballs Prayer: 40ish Magic: 10 i attempt some "magic" tricks with debateable success Construction: 10 i don't really do much Health: 99 (see defence) Agility: 30 i am agile, but my stamina isn't that great Herblore: 60 i <3 chemistry Theiving: 1 O:) Crafting: 30 school projects Fletching: 20 i can get by sharpening a pencil with a knife if i lack a sharpener Hunting: 40 i am great at catching flies in my fist without killing them Mining: 1 Smithing: 1 Fishing: 2 i caught 2 trout in my life :P Runecrafting: 1 Cooking: 60 i know my way round the kitchen firemaking: 30 Woodcutting: 2 i once cut a log :P Farming: 20 used to plant something once Slayer: 1 :(

there are 3 things i do in such situations: 1) ignore them and carry on doing what i was doing, they'll get fed up eventually 2) if they follow me begging for things like money i just say a plain "NO", usually gets them away 3) if i happen do be near a "dangerous" area i just go there until i succeeded in scaring them away, this is not luring, luring is when you say something like "follow me for a drop party" and take them to somewhere dangerous where they would die, but in this case they are insisting on following me so it is their fault. I do this very very rarely though