Buckeyemange

Toledo, Ohio here. The site of the border battle! :)

...And hello Glendale! "Win one for Bo" did not work. The Buckeyes, after looking out of it when Michigan drove right down the field, all but dominated the rest of the game. Michigan fought well, and played to the end. Troy Smith locked up the Heisman, with 29/41 passing, 318 yards, and 4 Touchdowns. Hart was impressive, with 140 yards and 3 TD's. What whas odd was the lack of Gonzalez, who had 4 for 49, and 1 TD. Picking up the slack was Ginn (8, 103, 1 TD), and Robiskie, who, after a realitively quiet season, went 7 for 91, and 1 Touchdown. Those stats don't show all of his catches in the clutch. He came up big. But it is over, Ohio State wins 42-39, and is headed to Arizona on Jan. 8th, to take on one of many teams. But who is that team? In can happen a few ways... Michigan-If Cal can beat USC tonight, and Arkansas beats Flordia in the SEC championship, who knows? This, however, hurts them because many don't like the idea of a rematch. USC-Win out, and it's theirs. A big game tonight or against Notre Dame will help. Flordia-Win the SEC, hop USC loses to Notre Dame or Cal. Notre Dame-Hope Flordia drops the SEC championship game to Arkansas and they need a big win over USC. Arkansas-Beat Flordia, hope USC loses to Cal and then beats Notre Dame. Rutgers- USC loses to Cal then beats Notre Dame, win BIG against West Virginia, Arkansas loses to LSU and beats Flordia, and pray Michagan drops lower than them. Those are the only teams that, inm my opinion, will be able to paly in the big game. GO BUCKS! (Does anyone know where I can get an Ohio State Avatar?)

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TomKat getting married. Britney and "KFed" in hot water. Some one gains 10 pounds or gets a nose job. Quite frankly, who gives a (Kitten)! Why do people buy things like "US Weekly"? Why do people care about Tom Cruise getting married? At the same time, there are hundreds of normal couples getting married. Oh, someone is getting nose work done! Who cares? What is this facination? Is it because their lives are worse then your own? Is it because it's cool to see them slandered? Does it make you feel bad when you see these pictures of a wedding more expensive then what most make in 5 year? Why do people read about these things? Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

I wish... Under 350

I know it's in Ohio, but the point is there still might be a moment of quiet for him, he and woody built this rivalry. Well, actually, it was the battle over toledo that spawned this anger. I live in toledo, so it's like 50/50 with fans here. All the better when Ohio State wins!

I am a Buckeye fan, and have been for the 13 years of my life. But to lose someone like Bo is a loss for all of college football. He is one of the greatest coaches ever, and, as much as it pains me to say it, beat Woody Hayes 5-4-1 in the 10 year war. He was, and will remain, a ledgend among all college football fans. But my question is about the effect on the big game saturday. Will the Maize and blue rally and win one for Bo, or will it sadden the Michigan? I REALLY hope it isn't the first one.

Thanks guys!

Now with chapter 6!!!

Yes, I did...Thanks for the corrections though!

The wars of Runescape, the battles there are, The battles that take place here and far, The Generals who do these things, They are all puppets, and I pull the strings. I have done this before, as my one poem said, A berserk warrior who ended up dead, He was controlled when he did these things, He was a puppet, and I pulled the strings. The spells of the wise, the blades of the strong It is I who makes them do the things called "Wrong," I am the puppetmaster, I do these things, I am the puppetmaster, I pull the strings. Evil bob, Iban, and the Gods of old, I have heard their stories told, They are nothing compared to me, I am the puppetmaster, and I pull the strings. They live there lives, and I watch and enjoy, They are all but my toys, They live their lives, they dance for me, I am the puppetmaster, their lives I see. I am the puppetmaster, master of all, The People, the Places, the Spring and the Fall, All life in Runescape, I control these things, I am the puppetmaster, and I pull the strings. They think that they live their lives, by their own will, But it is I makes them do things, who makes them kill, I control the warriors, the wizards, the Kings, I am the puppetmaster, and I pull the strings. And I leave you here, and give you this fear, I will come for Runescape, the end is near, And when the world ends, I'll end all things, I am the puppetmaster, and I'll cut the strings.

This story is just a one part thing, and there are other stories and poems I have typed. Thanks for the complements though!

In the days of Runescape, young and old, Tales of an ancient warrior are told, A knight who was honest and true, And in his journey, slayed many, not few. The warrior's life was filled with strife, Yet he lived a legendary life, He fought the evil, gave to the poor, And never wished that he had more. There was not an opponet who he feared, Not the Dragons, the Bugs, the giants with the beards, He killed the monsters, one and all, But not any humans, no matter how big or small. He never killed humans, a task he hated, His dislike for this was often stated, He only killed monsters, never his own, Why he changed was never known. It is said that one day, he lost his ways, He lost the valor of his old days, He stopped fighting monsters, and his target changed, He killed humans, with Melee, Mage and Ranged. He snapped, one day, and went berserk, And he did it all, while he smirked, His smile was one of twisted glee, It was one that he had while he watched them flee. He killed the weak, he killed the old, He killed the women, as the tale is told, No one could stop his murderous rage, Not the warrior's steel or the mage's magic cage. He slayed them all, and saw what his work The dammage done when he went Berserk, The darkness had taken, the once great city, And the dammage done was more than a pitty. The Gods themselves made a stand, Taking matters into their own hands, With the power of the three, in one final Blast, They finished the warrior, he had killed his last. Why this happened, it is still not sure, Why the Hero had become an evil cur, Some say it was just the weight of the fame, It caused his crazy, and the muderer came. But that is not true, that is a lie, It was not what became of this once great guy, He was forced to do these things, He was a puppet, and I pulled the strings.

Added chapter 5, feedback please!

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Chapter 4 is now up!

I took stuff to make a bow and about 100 arrows. It was easy. There is a safe spot or two in the cave.

Another great guide!

Unless names AA to ZZ to AAA to ZZZ are taken, I think you could... How many combinations is that?

I was told by a friend that minotaurs drop a lot of Iron arrows, but when I looked at tip.it's page, I see only 5-15 iron arrows per drop. Are there any monsters that drop more that that, iron or steel?

It's the US' fault for what the Iraqi judge sentenced Saddam? It's always America's fault! Everyone on the interweb should know that by now! Otherwise you're a dirty fascist pigdog! I may not completely agree with the War in Iraq, but someone had to stop him, and if the rest of the world won't help at least we had the balls to stand up and stop the genocide. You say it is our fault. I'd be happy to take the blame of freeing a country from a horrible and evil ruler. No, you miss the point. Everything is America's fault. They burned London. They were behind the Gunpowder Plot. They backed the Visigoths who sacked Rome. They looted Constantinople. They made the zealots commit mass suicide at Masada. Did I mention they were also responsible for the Hindenburg disaster? Oh yeah, and that they caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Duh, who didn't know that? But really, for him, no punisment is harsh enough...

NOTE: None of these ways of training give xp. Happy flamers? We all know that many mages and archers dislike the fact that Castle Wars, for them, is expensive. Mages lose money with expensive spells, and archers lose their arrows in large amounts. But how do we fix this problem? A simple idea would be free arrows and runes that don't give xp or half xp. How boring is that? Let me answer. VERY. My idea is new weapons that cannot be taken out of the castle battleground. Three staves, three bows, which would come with arrows or runes. My ideas are below. THE MAGES Two tabels are added to the supply room. The first of which is a table that holds all of the mixed runes (steam, mud, ext.). Only 50 of ONE kind of rune can be taken at a time. Once they are used, you can get more. The second table holds three staves. A Cursed staff, a Bolt staff, and the Thunder staff. Each staff has 50 shots. One staff can be in your inventory at once. Cursed staff- A staff for low level mages, but also for the High levels. This staff casts the weakening spells, which are Confuse, Weaken, and Curse. They also will cast Bind, Snare, and Entangle. And it will also cast the high level weakening spells, Vulnerability, Enfeeble, and Stun. Each spell requires the level for casting normaly. Bolt staff-The name my say it all. Allows casting of the 4 bolt spells. Thunder staff- My favorite. A staff with 4 new spells. Thunder strike-Basic missle attack. Level 19. 10 Dammage max. Thunder bolt- The next step, a level 39 spell. 13 Max hit. Thunder Cloud- A kind of poison. The cloud follows the opponet, hitting them with lightning every once in a while. Same damage table as normal poison. Level 59. Thunder Storm-Hits a 3x3 square. Large bolts of lightning. Level 79, 22 max hit. That is what the mages get. THE ARCHERS Three tables. One has packets of arrows, bronze to rune, which hold 75 arrows. Same rules as the Runes. The next has crossbow bolts, with bronze to rune, no tips. The third has Bows. CWC-The Castle Wars Crossbow. Level 25, uses bolts through steel. Faster then normal cross bow, but doesen't his as often or hard. Battle Bow- Level 40. Uses all Arrows. Longer range than a normal shortbow, but shorter than a longbow. War Bow-Level 65, Uses all arrows. If on accurate, it his hard. On rapid, it hits often. On longrange, it can it the towers in the middle of the battle grounds from the catupult. I do not know about the damage each bow does. I don't know the formula for max hits for Bows. I believe this is a good idea, but I want feedback. Is 50 Runes not enough? Is 75 arrows to much? Did you read all of this? Are the thunder spells good? I will stop talking now, and read your thoughts. Try not to burn the fourm down with flaming. Instead of flaming, tell me what to do and how to fix my ideas

Mario, I have an idea. With the new skill of hunting, have that be part of Castle wars. Alow players to set bear traps and other things that Jagex can put into the game. Think, the main bridge covered in bear traps! These can be disabled by the people who have things to throw into the traps (frogs?), good theiving levels, and/or an arrow to shoot into the trap.

I made myself 100 curry. That's my current food.

Wait. When I write stories, I do not use myself. The editor may be the image of the average Runescapeian.... Can do retribution-Or has seen it in use. Or a friend showed it. Enjoys farming (this should narrows it down a ton :P )-I wouldn't say that, I have 40 farming, and I hate the skill. Many like farming, so being a farmer doesen't give me that much of a clue. In legends guild-A lot are... Has done all holiday events-Or has read the guides.] Vocally hates autoers-Who doesen't? Enjoys quests, especially their stories-Or has read their guides. And A lot of people like the stories, but have not done them. Did One Small Favor-Or read the quest guide Is often at pest control-Or just says he is. You cannont be sure/ Uses a whip-Generalization. Doesn't like players being mad at Jagex-Keep reading, you'll see! Gets bored easily - cannot keep training one skill for more than a few days-which models to a T the average player. Most cannot sit at the computer and train, which makes autoers... Fan of higher level armor and weapons-Which, unless you cannot weild them, you are. As of September 1, hadn't done desert treasures or final part of recipe, but HAD done all other quests-A lot of people have 3 digit combat level-A decent population. Not a big fan of new interface-A lot are... As of October 6, 4 QP away from quest cape-As many other players are questers. Long way from getting any 99 stat-MOST of the players Not that great a fan of Jagex (Remember the removed article?)-Didn't you say he didn't like the people who were mad at Jagex? (FLAW!) Reads Wall Street Journal-I may not, but who says other players do? Analysis... A lot of these go against each other. I removed the skill ones, because a good amount have them. I Belive that "The editor" writes in the voice of the average player. He may not have any of these things, and maybe he just speaks as Joe-Runescape. My crack-pot thinking... :roll: