I have a naughty one! (Mod, erase this if it's too dirty!) A woman decided to go to the doctors offcie because she was having stomach discomfort. She walked in and: (Woman = w, Doctor = d) d:so what is the problem? w:i've been having some stomach discomfort, can you tell me waht the problem is? d:yes, i will help. first though, you must go behind that screen and take off all your clothes. The woman seemed skeptycal (sp?) about this, but, seeing as how he was a doctor, she listened to him. w:now what? d:now, come over here in front of this mirror. She did. d:now, stand on your head. w:what does that have to do with stomach discomfort!!!?? d:just do it. She did a perfect headstand. d:spread your legs now. She was completely flustered at this point, and spread her legs wide open. w:now what??? d:hmmmm, hmmm, yes, very interesting. w:what is it? d:my wife was right, i do look pretty good with a gotee.