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You see that weight thingy? You're supposed to lift it! Last summer I tried eating as much as I could fit in my body. I made a deal with friends that whatever they bought for me, I'd eat. Didn't gain any noticeable weight for those 3 months. This summer, I hit the gym. Within the first month I started filling out. My shoulders are broader, the length from my nipples to my back has practically doubled, and my shirts are getting harder to take off. ^For LittleBoy, if you haven't shaped your lower abs (aligned with your bellybutton) do a set of situps with your legs in the air, as if you're putting them up on a table. In the first month? Baring the fact that that description is disturbing to no end... uh, seriously? I'm pretty sure muscle takes time to grow. Excuse me if you're exagerating to make a point. Doesn't take much time to grow muscles if you don't have any to start.

Actually pot is more harmful than cigarettes, but nobody smokes 20 joints a day. It's the volume of smoke that ends up killing people.

'tis true. :) idle conversation

I'm trying to get my "Send 10 packages, get 1 free" coupon finished. :) Hmph.

Screw you. That was starting to turn into a nice conversation. Y'know what's funny Reb? I've never seen anyone else actually copy-paste that signature of yours (aside from those random steal the avatar/signature times). I guess that means you're crazy.

From page 60. :P Ima pm you my plan for dealing with Russia. Umm, no you can't, they have anti-tamper devices, which means you can't just open one and engineer one yourself. Trying to just destroys it. What happens when they break then? I don't want to have to ship them back to you so that UPS can just happen to "lose" them in the mail. Ugh. There's three of you that have almost the exact same avatar.

From page 60. :P Ima pm you my plan for dealing with Russia. Been around 3-4. Idk.

Pff he's not offering you drugs. If they where drugs why say no :roll: And really most people that ask me to add them are low levels that annoy me. Everyone annoys me.

Distributed Denial of Service Attack http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack Though I very highly doubt that someone who had access to a botnet would use it for something as pedestrian as cheating people out of their pixels on RS.

Pff he's not offering you drugs.

It doesn't look like anyone is going to get it, post another and tell us what it was.

Really? That was the first thing you thought when you turned 18? :lol:

Eh I just bombed it a bit. Okay good. Then my SAMs should be able to handle them :) Huh? Or Germany! Lol. What a waste of money. I know something that could take it out that costs around 100k max. --- Oh and Ross, I'll join your alliance for the war so I can trounce up Russia a bit. And bloody hell sell me those damn exosuits I wanted already :x German news: An extensive network of underground tunnels was discovered, a relic of the previous administrations defensive military policy. It allows for concealed deployment of a large number of troops to virtually anywhere within German lands. (Think of them as big subway tunnels, except for troops to move around in without being spied on by satellites). Roughly 250,000 German troops have entered the tunnels, and it is unknown where they will pop up. Several German troops transports that were on training missions disappeared in a violent storm in the North Sea. Around 50,000 were lost and presumed dead. Sad day :( And Germany's secret military project has finally started to show fruition, with the first alpha prototypes working better than it was expected, and with significantly less "accidents" with test subjects then were projected. The only clues as to the project is that it is something to do with manipulating human genes (no I'm not going to release a zombie invasion -.- ). More updates as the project moves further along - another 2 years (days) and it should be ready to mass production.

Looks like he succeeded to me... German news: The budget for my secret project has been increased to $46b, following major breakthroughs. Germany's top scientists from all across the country and now working on it, and an alpha prototype should be available next year. Training of conscripted soldiers is going well, and 1 million or so are now deemed "fit for combat". However, they are being used to train the other conscripted citizens. Another 2 years should bring all of the conscripts to an acceptable level of soldiering. The new anti-tank brigades are in heavy production now, and are starting to churn out of factories at a very high rate. They should all be ready 2 years from now. 500,000 troops have been moved to the German-Poland border, due to the recent belligerence of Russia. The first AA and SAM sites across the country have finished being built, and post a strong deterrent to anyone wishing to control the skies over Germany. The German navy has also left port, to patrol the seas on Germany's northern border. 100,000 troops have been moved to the border with Luxembourg, because I felt like it :lol: They have begun entrenching themselves in case Luxembourg decides to attack. Oh and to Luxembourg, the pope has only ever had power because he was a quasi-neutral faction. Nobody would listen to a pope that was a puppet of another country, except the country that owns him. Anyways, the German people have embrace their true religious heritage, and are now a Norse-pagan country. And Ross, you still haven't said yet whether I can buy 2 of those damn exosuits.

Ah ok. You should've said something when I posted the map. I think you're over-reacting a bit though, as I've only had a little scuffle with Holland. Eh whatever, I shall start phasing out this ludicrous puppet pope then, we German people shall embrace our true religious heritage. Rise Sons of Odin! Tech support staged a walkout? I can't imagine Italy would be very acceptive of 100,000 troops moving through its territory, though. Okay. Are LAARTs tanks? Or aircraft? Stealth bombers? Old news really :P

He's Russia, I think. So he has the advantage of numbers, you have the advantage of advanced technology and allies. Most of Russias military tech is still from soviet era. he wont have any sort of technological advantage soon, as soon as i finish developing my plasma weapons i can level his entire nation to the ground. i am also developing my own versions of the suits now, too. and who says that all my tech is still soviet era? you honestly expect russia to have stopped military tech development, totally, since then? wrong. Besides, Walka has picked up Russia from Mlb, and Mlb spent most of his time building his military up.

hi sau

Toast when we gonna do shrooms?

Kill 'em obviously.

Eh Belgium had it coming, 'e was lookin' at me funnylike. And you can't really blame me for attacking Holland, he dumped nuclear waste into my territorial waters (or at least verrry close to it). And why does Luxembourg get to decide who stays in the EC? I'm the most active member in the Confederacy, and part of the agreement was to not attack other European countries. Seeing as how Belgium is my territory, this is not looking good for you Germany. The 175 LAART's in Mozambique have been ordered to return to the homefront. Yes I can blame you for attacking Holland, as you took an accident to be an offense against your country or something. 100,000 Zimbabwe soldiers(upgraded militia) are being shipped out into North-West Italy to march Northward within a few weeks. The remaining Belgium citizens have found it wonderous to be attacked by bombers that didn't relly exist, but found new love of patriotism of the motherland of Luxembourg. 20,000 very upset citizens demand that Luxembourg remove Germany from the Confederacy, and to declare an all out war on them. Citizens of Luxembourg are advised to purchase bomb shelters. The Pope has decreed that Germany's actions of late are dispicable and something should be done about it. He asks that all Catholics do what ever they can to help the survival of Catholisism, as Germany is out to destroy them. The Pope has also been relocated out of Luxembourg to a more secure area in an unmarked transport. I never actually agreed to join the EC, you just said I was part of it and I went along with it. You can declare war on me, but be forewarned that I fight dirty, and losses will be high for you. And since when do you have Belgium? Also, the Pope has no authority. This isn't medieval Europe, so I could care less whether he excommunicates/ calls an anathema on High King Lahtor Field. Oh and the bombers that bombed Belgium did in fact exist, though I'll leave it to you to determine the extent of the damage they inflicted. Alert fighters have been launched, and are patrolling German air space. I will not be the aggressor in this war, so the ball is in your court. Also, what the hell are Zimbabwean militia doing in Italy? :?

Eh Belgium had it coming, 'e was lookin' at me funnylike. And you can't really blame me for attacking Holland, he dumped nuclear waste into my territorial waters (or at least verrry close to it). And why does Luxembourg get to decide who stays in the EC?

Little heavy for recommended armour but atleast it's better than most 'plans' people have. Backpack is a good start, carry some food with you. One thing we can't stress enough is the main point should be to avoid zombies. Fight the ones you must, leave the rest. I think this quote from Auron on FFX sums it up perfectly: Nono, the backpack would only be for the music while I chop. I don't plan on surviving any apocalyptic event (let's be realistic), so I'd rather go out in the craziest way possible - in this case running around fighting zombies with a sword.

I would put on some chainmail, grab one of those portable backpack music players, and sword and shield, and blast All Along the Watchtower while I sliced and diced my way to death.

Pff don't tell me what to do! Posted!

Can I get a tl;dr version? I don't feel like wading through a wall of text that just looks like a bunch of [bleep]ing and moaning.