GoingUnder

Oh btw, I'm F2p .. No idea what the zoo is :S

There really good, you know, chibi-fied. The one with Cloud in I like the best. :)

Noob who randomly adds me: Hi can i hav a simitar plz? Me: What's a simitar? Noob: its a rune wep Me: Oh, i have never heard of a simitar, what does it look like? Noob: its a wep made out of rune Me: But what does it look like? I never heard of it? Noob: every1 has it i saw u with it Me: Seriously dude, i have never heard of a simitar Noob: plz dnt lie i kno u hav 1 Me: Ever thought that i need it Noob: no u dnt need it u r high lvl Me: Plus i have 0gp (i spent it all on coal) Noob: Haha noob no money 1 ! Me: I can't buy you a scimitar now Noob: plz giv me a simitar I mean I tried to explain I didn't have a spare .. and he was like level 70 too

Another example: Trolls escaped from Ardounge Zoo ! Many hurt ! The main attraction at Ardounge Zoo escaped leaving an emotional scar on all those around. Smarty the Troll pratically starved itself nearly to death. Fooling all those around him watching, he squeezed himself through the tiny bars of his cage and took a swordsman's rune b axe as a weapon. But though he did not attack anyone, there was one thing that will haunt people's minds. Smarty was unclothed. Yes, he was naked! A mage closby said, "I was out with my bf and saw this experiance. I never saw anything so disgusting in my life." Unfortunately, her bf got dumped after this because he would not give her 100k to help her ease her mind. The swordsman whose weapon got stolen from quoted, "To be or not to be? That's is the question." Nobody had any idea what he was on about. Smarty still rampages the street's of Falador and Varrock. Please look at the flier to contact the authroties.

Here's an example: Interview with a noob that got scammed Us: Mr Noob, please tell us what happened on this tradgic account? Noob: well i was tryin to bye som caol an man sed he had som to sell. we traded n he had 10 caol so then i try 2 give 5 gp but he sed 300 gp!! Us: What did you do after this trechurous (sp?) demand? Noob: i reported him for item scamming!~ Edit: Maybe a bit longer than that

It's a good idea, but you need the stories to be longer and a bit more exciting, some are funny.

:shock: why did you get black marks?

Rsn: shewoman2

banned for noticing i crapped up on grammer

Yeah, 9 year olds are the worst. Their like "how old are you?" so I go "15" and they tell me their age which is lower and they still expect me to be their gf -.- and if you wear clothes like the princess top or sara skirt, or the lederhosen bottoms, that attracts more people. Hehe, my science teacher is like 45+ and he plays, no way am I gonna' add him unless he gives me an A :)

I'm happy with my levels, but I'm more happy about the good friends I made on it :D

Banned for have a fire

I'm afraid I have to say I agree, girls are nicer, but there are loads of nice guys out there. I mean when I see someone come up to me and say "Noob!" it's always a guy. :S. And it's always a guy who says "Your a moron" when I mine their mith. :S. But that does not say that guys are mean, just a small percentage of them are. :)

ooh yay thank you

nemo by nightwish is not wierd :shock: and Malchik Gay by Tatu is really really wierd

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8/10 I've been seeing you a lot lately

I know it's like "Do you need a bf?" And I'm like "Er .. No thanks." I mean I'm not sad enough to get a bf online (no offence to people who do) And plus ... Why is it always low level people who ask?! -.-

banned for acting like my mother

10/10 its cool

but it is because you got stung by a bee now why is it stupid to try to hit a bee with a rolled up piece of newspaper?

got stung by

banned for taking bad advice!

person who got stung by a bee

banned because you took my advice! (which was bad i must admit)