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Bannned fer accusin' me! Three strokes o' the cats tail fer ye, Cap'n!

Christopher Paren, a dangerous sea-faring criminal. If I ever get me 'ook on that lad he'll 'ave 'is guts fer garters, aye he will, Cap'n!

Hearty, me' hearty, what a silly question. An 'ook allows fightin', and contributes to it...where's a young pirating lass with no leg, I ask yeh? Would you rather be mutinied or shot out of a cannon at your enemy captian's 'ead?

Banned fer bein' a naughty boy pirate n' stowin' away on the Golden 'Ind. Bring me a fish n' don't ask fer a fool/

First mate Ragen, formerly monkey-runner, promoted to three pounds and six shillings a month. Mock me if ya can, hearty.

Eh, hearty. Walka tha' planky course, ain't takin' a fool fer a fish are yeh? Thought no. Ah'm a good swimmer, back in tha galley in nah time! Woulda rather be killed in Battle or stranded? Think 'ard, me lad!

STOP ACCUSING ME! I ORDER YOU TO WALK THE PLANK. SHIVER ME' TIMBERS, HEARTIES! GET YOUR USELESS BOTTOM OFF MY SHIP! TPUM owns a Jolly Roger.

Darleks you see! MOCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Short awesome one, definitely. If you could experience life as somebody else, who would it be? WRY experience Winston Churchill's or Jonathon Ross's life?

Umm. I nearly did...got a tooth stuck in a pana-chocola lol! My brother has though! TPUM has a nephew or niece. Edit: *Cough,cough*

But then again everything really depends on your fashion sense and how much you want to fit in... Sorry. Just trying to fit in a bump or two.

Well, my hair is probably around 12 inches long from my scalp. Lucky me, I have a long, elegant ( O:) ) neck, so my hair comes down to just below my shoulders. I don't particularly like short hair on girls, but it's none of my business what they do with themselves, if they like it that's all that matters. But then again I think longer hair looks better...but of course there are exceptions.

Lol...it only takes 112 hits to completely smash the screen...lol.

Well. What do I say? I'm eleven years old and I've just left my primary school at which I spent eight years. Four of my mates are going to my secondary school too, but to be honest I'd prefer a clean break from my old classes and form. My first day is this Friday, September 1st, for induction. Term starts on the 4th. Got all my uniform except trousers, they had a shortage so I might not have any on time. I enjoyed primary school alot; I had alot of good friends. But only one who was really special. I had alot of arguments with the teachers and I had a bad reputation among them, just for having my own opinion, or asking questions. All in all I'm glad to leave. In general I don't have any trouble getting to know people, and I'll use that to my advantage. O:)

4/10....haven't seen you on any forums except Games.

Lion

Actually I'm in the same situation in rl...Well kinda...someone I regard as a very special friend (nothing more!) has a crush on me...but I dunno whether I feel the same. Lol. That sounds weird doesn't it... Neither, the same...Can't choose. WYR destroy the internet through a super-virus and not be found out or destroy all the books in the world through the super-mega-lasers in your eyes?

3/10...a little dull. At least it's not RS related.

False, nearly 76:) TPUM uses internet shorthand. :shame:

Oh yes, and Adam lived then for what, 7 billion years? If we are to assume that no matter how the hebrew word "yom" for day is to be intepreted, there was some man who lived 930 years? Do you, as an educated person, actually believe it could be possible for a human being with nearly no technology, intelligence or advance to live up to billions of years because a hypothetical "God" granted him the ability to do so? I am rather well educated, thank you. I don't pay $14,000 a year for nothing. The reason they lived so long back then was because there were no diseases, they ate pure food, and did not have habits such as smoking or other ways we kill our bodies. If you just came out of Paradise, I am sure you would live to a ripe old age, too. Oh, and God is not hypothetical to me. I may be an unsure athiest, but wouldn't it be fair to say the Bible is just metaphorical, written by God to show us what is right and what's not? God's week may have last seven-billion years.

Long hair is cuuuuute. :3> :3> :3> And I think most girls would agree with me. O:)

I kiss my grandmother quite often, considering she lives 90 miles away. :cry: Even if she did have a moustache or beard. Which she doesn't. WYR you rather go back in time to the Egyptian times for a week or go forward in time to watch the destruction of the Earth?

Lol .... 3259 hits-ish. That's funny. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The majority of religious people on this thread seem to agree they're definitely right. In fact the majority of athiests on this thread claim they're definitely right too. Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite, but how can you say those things, with absolutely no proof he does not exist, with absolutely no proof he doesn't? If God implants hope and love into your heart with every living moment, then I hope everyone goes to church. If you believe in God because you've been brought up like that, too immature to question what you're told, then you need to stop and think about it.

Again, name me an animal with 3 eyes. An eye doesn't just occur. And animals with more than 3 eyes? There are none, or at least none that are succesful. The very complex evolution of the eye is one that took several hundreds of millions of years. Almost every creature has 2 eyes, simply because 'creatin' another, no matter how useful it sometimes may be, is too complex. It was possible to develop it over so many years because no real threats existed in the world more than half a bilion years ago, before the dinosaurs. Single cellular creatures evolved into more cellurar creatures that may have had a very, very primitive version of the eye. This evolves throughout the millions of years, and it's possible to do so, because no big share of predators were around back then. Eventually, this miniscule creatures evolved into fish and insects. The facet-like eye of an insect is a great link between a single cell and the eye we have now. It consists of simple cells that detect movement, but not colour. This is what the eye serves it purpose for: so that insects can detect enemies attacking them. They can track food in other ways. Eventually, the simple fish with two (needed to estimate distance) eyes evolved into amphibia, so they needed to adapt their eyes as well. A long trail of evolution led to mamals and birds, that all have more or less the same kind of eyes. (and here the circle endeth :)) Actually, spiders and arachnids in general are a very popular species. They have eight eyes.