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The second part is merely a request and as such, can be ignored in the main wish. Please refer to Section III, Article VII, Paragraph IX of the wishing guidebook to clarify which words make part of a wish mandatory, and which words make part of a wish merely optional. I wish that whoever posts next does the following to his/her entire post: make every other letter appear in bold font, italicize every fifth letter, and underline every punctuation mark.

You get stranded in space again. The vaccuum causes all your blood vessels (or whatever it is demons have) to dilate, resulting in massive widespread (not to mention extremely painful) aneurysms. I wish there were a superhero named 8. 8 would defeat his enemies by literally boring them to death with math. This ability would, of course, not extend into the real world and harm people reading or writing the comic.

Nah, it's two hours and 18 mins short of a three-day break. The 40,000th digit of pi is 1.

Since chain reactions involving "pillars" of uranium were devised :P Why won't Jagex let us use voodoo dolls on other players as weapons? :cry:

Foolish mortal. My true name cannot be expressed through any existing language. What you see is merely your pathetic technology's attempt to cope. I ought to banish your soul to my realm, but I feel rather generous today. TPUM believes that the solar-powered flashlight is the greatest invention in the world.

George Bush would never notice that anyway :P While you're distracted hacking into Bush's computer, the CIA is hacking your computer and recovering whatever information you take. Meanwhile, the Secret Service is closing in on your location, eager to test experimental new torture devices :twisted: I wish that the person below me uses exactly 257 characters (including letters, numbers, punctuation marks, and spaces) in his/her post. Hint: it might help to type out your message in monospace font, where everything occupies the same amount of space, then use your amazing powers of multiplication to figure out how much stuff you have to add/delete.

Um...I guess I'll answer the last question :? The steady state theory states that the universe had no beginning: it was simply always there. For the universe to maintain an average density of matter over time (in other words, for the universe to not eventually expand into nothingness), it simply needs to generate one new hydrogen atom per cubic meter every billion years. Many theories exist on how that might happen, but that's not your question :P If Kirk and Picard (if you don't know who they are, you are not a true nerd and should be banished for life from these forums :) ) were ever to battle each other in their starships (with their respective crews, of course), who would win? Assume no freak technological or environmental incidents occur.

The current President's grandfather, uncle, brother, cousin, sister, etc. has not been President, and it is highly unlikely that all members of Bush's family will become President (especially considering that at least one of them has to be dead at this point). Your IQ is greater than the average IQ of all the people who have taken the IQ test.

The other guy is Magneto. I wish that my actual name is 8.

I make you one. FYI, my cooking level IRL isn't that great :) I wish that this sentence ends with a period.

0/10 You're dead to me after leaving me to painfully bleed to death after I was attacked by an army of vicious squirrels

Not yet, but you will be if you don't fix the link in your sig soon. You'll need all the support you can get before the squirrels catch on to you, and a broken link really isn--AAARGH!!! WHERE DID ALL THESE SQUIRRELS COME FROM?? GET EM OFF ME!! GAAAAH *gurglesplurtchokedie* Can someone please call 911 for me?

Some other old guy who knows tai chi comes along and challenges him to a fight. You mean like that? :-k

Alrighty then...since you still want to be the worst criminal ever... The first heist, you successfully rob the bank. Unfortunately, when you attempt to distract the police with a fire spell, you burn all the cash you stole. On your second attempt, you attempt to teleport away. Regrettably, your internal organs are now horribly disfigured and rearranged. The third try, you try to blow everyone away with a wind spell. Unfortunately, the resulting area of extremely low pressure draws air back in with crushing force. On the fourth try, you accidentally shatter your staff with a misguided lightning spell. No more magical rampage for you. :cry: I wish I could fly without getting shot down, struck by some freak weather/climatic incident, shortening my lifespan with some disease/condition, crashing into anything (including the ground), or being forced to eat bird food (or any food humans typically do not eat). Oh, and the force of gravity does not change.

Step into icy cold weather without anything on your head and say that again. :mrgreen: Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be converted from one form to another.

Why would you want to become the worst criminal ever? :-k I wish that the person below me links each letter of his/her post to a different website.

No, you must have me confused with turbosnail1. And it's not cakes, it's crackers that have magical powers. Duh. :roll: 1 = 1

Shaddup and quit bragging about your comfy, comfy bed. I'd argue but I'm too tired. How did people discover butter? I mean honestly, why would you churn milk for hours on end (having no idea if that would do anything), then look inside and eat the lumps floating in the liquid?

The grocer gives you free veal as a thank-you for cleaning out his septic tank. Oh, and while you were doing that, you had on defective latex gloves. While you had a cut on your hand. Plus, someone with (insert multiple infectious diseases here) used their toilet recently. :D I wish that the person below me links his/her entire post to http://www.google.com.

Actually he got in a fight with bang-my-head-on-the-wall smiley's cousin, slap-self-on-head smiley ( #-o ), who has much greater arm strength. I think, therefore I am.

Sorry I had to go, so I didn't get a chance to see whether or not someone posted before me #-o Hmm...they do it using a magmar and try to escape using ponyta that don't like them :twisted: I wish some type of harm to befall the person below me.

Sometimes, at the bottom of the pit, there are two GameBoys (the original version) with an unlimited power supply. One contains Pokemon Red version, and the other contains Blue version. To make your way out, you must do all your training on Route 2 (you are allowed to fight NPC trainers such as Gym leaders and their flunkies, but only once), and you must train every Pokemon to level 100. Oh, and every time your Pokemon tries to learn a new attack after it has learned four moves, you must deny the request. Is that a violent enough punishment for you? I wish that the person below me is blind. PS: (going back to the cruel and unusual punishment in Scrooge's trapdoors) You are only allowed to use regular Pokeballs and potions.

His nephews are there when you try to rip him off with a DVD player that doesn't work. Prepare yourself, as you are about to fall victim to every practical joke in the book :ohnoes: I wish that the person below me posts using red font. (You cannot use color blindness [or any other method of referring to the condition] as your excuse to corrupt this wish :P )

Because blue is Chuck Norris's favorite color. Why does Superman never use his x-ray vision as a weapon?

George Bush is merely a powerless figurehead. The ones who are up to no good are the alien overlords from the planet Emon-Pok who secretly rule over all the world's major nations through their base in Area 51A. You now know too much and must be silenced.