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Don't waste water 'till he actually starts his official training a few years from now :shame: BTW, how exactly are people getting images from google to load without being massive compared to the screen? :wall:

It becomes more interesting, but the other online games experience a far greater increase in interesting-ness-icity. I wish I were adenine so that I could be paired with U

Geez, couldn't you have picked something faster than cancer? He gets it now, but it takes him another ten years to die of it. Next time use something like Ebola Zaire :roll: I wish for you to type out your next post in Morse Code. To make things easier to interpret, you may substitute 1 in place of dashes and 0 in place of dots, but this is not necessary.

By entering space where there is no friction, you are able to gradually accelerate to almost the speed of light (somehow avoiding random atoms and debris floating in space) using large amounts of regular rocket fuel. By doing this, you bend the space-time continuum, allowing the universe around you to age while you yourself are affected to a far lesser degree. Unfortunately, you have to pay for all the equipment and fuel :lol: I wish someone would pepper-spray TheBlazikenMaster so that he knows exactly what the spray does :roll:

Well, it's called pepper spray for a reason. It wouldn't be very effective if you had to walk up to the person and hold it right up against their eyes, now would it? I wish for you to break the nearest window using only your fist. The hole must be big enough that your entire fist can fit through without contacting glass.

The minute you try to get "dinner", you get pepper-sprayed :twisted: I wish for you to eat a standard 3.5" floppy disk. It helps if you cut it up first or crush it into powder, but that is completely optional :thumbsup:

Why do we spell color without a u? Why do you waste time and ink adding in an extra letter? Actually, the English language wasn't standardized until Noah Webster made the first dictionary (after British colonies had been set up in the Americas, I might add). If you look at documents created before then, you'll notice all sorts of weird spellings, since people were taught different methods depending on where they came from. As for through, we generally use "through" in most writings :-k Before humans discovered how to use sharp objects to cut things, how did they prevent long hair from interfering with what they were doing?

No, you have a playing test the 13th of May. The easiest way to kill a man would actually be to strangle him from behind. Guns are surprisingly hard to make when you don't have equipment, and if you plan on buying one, you have to fill out a bunch of forms. Meanwhile, objects that can be used to strangle can be found virtually anywhere (a stick, some cloth, etc.) :

Hear: an object moving quickly in my direction Smell: blood? :cry:

The term "a lot" is highly subjective and will therefore not be discussed throughout the course of this thread as it is far too opinion-based to be considered fact. =; The emission spectrum of hydrogen contains exactly four wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation that are visible to the average human.

(Future reference, you're supposed to answer the last question posted :wink: ) If you purchase too much metal, the government starts to look in on you :uhh: The electronic components part should be obvious enough : What would life be like as a beautiful woman? (I'm a guy btw :-w )

For most calculations, it helps to get more specific by 3.14, but the extra digits are virtually insignificant. That and the fact that people generally use 3.14 only when they are solving the problem with pen(cil) and paper. Using less digits saves time, space, and ink/graphite! Most calculators use a value of pi that is specific to about 10 digits. Does anybody ever expect the Spanish Inquisition? For those of you who don't know, that's a Monty Python reference

Actually that could be useful if you don't have a lightbulb nearby :P Solar-powered hydroelectric dam

GIMME MAH FREAKIN PIE! IT'S NOT FREE TILL I HAVE IT!!! :evil: What would be the best way to kidnap you (as in the next poster)?

Both deliver 1.5 volts of potential difference. The only difference is that AA batteries last longer since they have more chemicals. So yes :anxious: How does Superman hide his outfit underneath a business suit without any obvious bulging?

Of course you won't. Do you have any idea how freakishly expensive it is to acquire and then maintain a public school, especially if the kids like to engage in senseless acts of vandalism? I wish I knew the average number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

How can a nonexistent person make a post? :-k It is illegal to do window sock puppet shows in New York City. :shame:

Sorry. Next time I videotape you slashing my tires, I won't waste time with that whole "due process of law" business. You're late?

Well, see, you would be dead and the thread would die. I wish for you to not use the letter "e" in your next post.

Weren't you the one that caused the accident on I-42? You're late?

They're euphemisms, not "weaker language" :P I know why the caged bird sings.

Wait...if trolls know how to teleport now, then that means...TROLLS KNOW MAGIC NOW?!?!!!?? :shock: Great...that means we have massive tanks that can fully utilize the combat triangle and appear wherever they want on the map. Imagine the level 360 demons from the fire cape challenge appearing wherever they want, whenever they want. This isn't good... Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner and that I could not feel pain...

Because cabbages have less water content so they don't spoil easily. Plus you can pickle cabbages without it seeming too weird : Is Frankenstein's monster really that much different from a strong zombie?

I always thought it was kinda bluish and moldy :? Did you know that the hobgoblin (there ya go :wink: ) is actually supposed to be a weaker, less evil version of the goblin? All modern depictions of the hobgoblin as stronger than the goblin come from Tolkien.

Oh we've all been taking turns owning the cup. Right now I believe it's your turn to hold it for a week. It should arrive in 4-6 business days or else shipping is free :wink: I wish I owned an attack dolphin. Please avoid all the obvious corrupts (it attacks me, there's nowhere to put it, it's too expensive, etc.)