noname713

You're almost there, but suddenly you get stopped by a mob of English teachers and the ghost of Webster himself. So sorry. I wish for you to remove the labels on every mattress you have access to :shock: PS you aren't allowed to blame me for making you do this :P

If the urges truly are insatiable, I highly suggest you see the nearest neurologist, as something in your brain has clearly been mis-wired. Why is it that I have to put up with some people giving truly useless and idiotic answers, yet when I post an answer that technically works (see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy if you don't understand the 42 reference), I get shot down? :evil: Sorry just needed to get that off my chest. It really only concerns one forum member (you know who you are). If you (next poster) don't quite feel like answering that question, here's another: Was Coca-Cola really green when it first came out on the market?

42 =; No, seriously. 42. Is there intelligent life outside the Earth? :uhh:

Um...I'm pretty sure dwarves don't even like going near the North Pole. They prefer staying underground in rock, as opposed to ice. That, and the fact that santa uses elves :roll: I wish for you to not speak for 24 hours after reading this post. You are free to write, gesture, etc. but you cannot use oral communication.

The next time you see something on TV with a caption saying something along the lines of "do not attempt," I wish for you to attempt exactly what the people are doing. You are not allowed to communicate to anyone your reasons for doing this. Better? :)

PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!! :shock: I have also figured out how to thoroughly explain the color green to a man who has been blind all his life.

I'm pretty sure your stomach would rupture by then. If not, your blood would probably become toxic due to a massive overdose of nutrients. The next time you see something on TV with a caption saying something along the lines of "do not attempt," I want you to attempt exactly what the people are doing. You are not allowed to communicate to anyone your reasons for doing this.

*Sighhh...* Must we go over this again? :roll: I'll put it bluntly: guns require paperwork and waiting time to obtain, and I don't think your target is going to wait in the same spot for several days while you go get a gun. Plus, you can't exactly carry them everywhere your target might go. On the other hand, sharp objects such as pens or car keys will not look suspicious anywhere and can be used almost instantly once you spot your target. Pluto is no longer considered a full planet.

What about that episode where Peter's car crashed into a huge storage tank of lard and he drank the whole thing? The maximum weight Homer ever reached was slightly over 300 lbs. When a female asks you if she looks fat while wearing a new outfit, you should automatically say no if you wish to avoid injury.

Uhh...I think I'll answer your second post : Love is an emotion that was developed to help humans form social communities. It promotes unity in the group, thereby helping the unit function as a whole and helping each member in survival. Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Okay? :wink:

I have been asked by an anonymous party to hunt you down and TP your house :anxious: I wish someone else would hunt down ThruItAll and TP his house for me.

Means next item is member of group or collection, but is one member in general, not specific member. Is someone at Microsoft on a personal mission of revenge against me? It feels like every other piece of hardware or software I get is destined to not be compatible, get corrupted, abruptly crash, and/or burn (like actually light on fire) :cry:

They start targeting random individuals by giving them huge fines, much like the music industry is doing with college kids right now. Naturally, more people start sending the chain messages to protect their friends by reducing the possibility of being randomly selected. I wish for you to eat one standard-sized square of toilet paper. It helps if you break it apart in some liquid :thumbsup:

The appendix was crucial before the ancestors of humans could digest meat. Therefore, the appendix served a vital role in ensuring the survival of what would later become humans, giving it a purpose in our lives. Prolonged exposure to temperatures in excess of 108 degrees Fahrenheit will denature enzymes in humans, which may cause death.

"Most" is a very subjective term. You might define "most" as over 75%, though I might define "most" as virtually every species of bird. Since this is my post then, you are wrong. I can name several species of penguin, ostrich, and chicken which are flightless. The exams for AP Chemistry and AP Psychology will have been conducted 24 hours after this post has been made. Do not assume these exams are limited to my school district :shame:

The pink color is caused by the presence of a large number of capillaries near the surface of the skin. It would be a bad thing if the skin were red, since then the bloodveld would have an excessively large amount of bloodflow to the skin, which could easily result in the monster bleeding to death from a single cut. What shall we do with the drunken sailor ear-ly in the morning?

Noname713: March 20 AKA the "perfect number" of days after pi day :wink:

I consider the universe to be my house. As of now, I am unable to access the nearest black hole so that I can move my phone out of the universe :( I am not going to strangle you within the next five minutes.

Your computer already has plenty of firewalls (at least I should hope so :ohnoes: ). Not like they're gonna do you much good against bulls :lol: I wish Blaze would put some kind of picture back into his avvy or sig so I could identify him better. Right now I keep assuming he's some new person who just joined the forums :wall:

Uhh...I assume you mean maximized? :-k You are granted any power you want in this dimension. However, in return, you agree to be trapped in a time loop of one minute, in which after one minute of wreaking havoc, you find yourself back where you were one minute ago, the universe completely restored. Anything you do has no effect whatsoever on the universe outside that timeline. I wish for you to take 5 ounces of glass, crush it into powder, then inhale all of it. No coughing, sneezing, or visiting the hospital allowed :twisted:

Rocket fuel refers only to chemical explosives. You could easily launch a bottle into the air using only vinegar and baking soda (in fact, it is highly recommended you do not use rocket fuel in this case), and ballistic missiles are powered by gravity for a longer period of time than they are by fuel. The United States government does not conduct alien-related operations at Area 51. :anxious:

To quote the Red Mage... What exactly does an eye of the beholder do, and where might I find beholders?

You hire someone to stand over you with a shotgun, threatening to shoot you unless you bury one regular bone every five seconds. Eventually you get there, but the guy won't leave. I wish for you to get kidnapped within the next 48 hours. In an incident in which I am completely uninvolved, except for the wishing.

Theoretically you could cryogenically freeze yourself forever. All you need is a perpetual motion machine than can provide an infinite source of energy 8-) The speed of light is equivalent to the frequency of any photon times its wavelength.

To either, if they have not taken the required courses to understand, or if they just aren't nerdy like we are 8-) I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with U. What's your sine? It must be pi/2 'cause you're the 1. Our love is like dividing by zero. You cannot define it. Are you the square root of two? 'Cause I feel irrational when I'm around you. I (r = 1 - sin(theta)) you. Our love is so powerful, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. You're attracted to me. I know you are. I can prove it! (Write down the equation Fg = (Gm1m2)/(r^2)) Bonus points if you ask the other person her mass (no bonus points if you ask a guy for his mass :P ) I'm a fermata...hold me. I think my heart just lagged. If I were (sin(x))^2 and you were (cos(x))^2, then together we could be 1. If I move my lips half the distance to yours, then half again, then half again, and keep going like that, would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption. Can I get your seven significant digits? You're so hot, you must be the cause of global warming. You're so hot, you denature my proteins. You must be absolute, because every time you're around me, I feel positive.