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Since I already collect souls, I fill in as both demon and poster. Checkmate! :mrgreen: I wish for the next person to use only those words that consist of five or more letters in his/her post.

No, otherwise there would be no point in making rules :roll: I have no actual intention of physically harming you in real life.

Would you like to trade lives with me? I averaged 4 hours of sleep per night for the last two weeks. Seriously. They need to limit the number of projects teachers can assign you... ^--That was for Blaziken As for you, you get lynched by a mob of English teachers for having a first name that consists entirely of lowercase letters :mrgreen: I wish for you to drink eight gallons of water within thirty minutes, all without me being involved in any way, shape, or fashion.

me speek bak but not cn 2 do dat ting were yoo press wyte tingies on tat big clickii ting I wish for you to take a knife and stab yourself at least three times in the abdomen (make sure that the blade sinks in at least 3 inches) then wait ten minutes before you post.

You stick your wet finger into an electrical socket. Contrary to popular belief, electrical shocks do not instantly kill you (unless they are of an extremely high voltage). You feel the electricity burning your twitching body, unable to remove your finger on account of the involuntary muscle contractions. After one minute, your heart finally overloads and ceases to pump blood. Your brain still functions for a few seconds after that, until finally you go unconscious from lack of oxygen.

I give you the partyhat. You know which one I'm talking about :mrgreen:

They reverse the words so that it becomes [siteForbidden]. We still have no clue what you're saying :P B. :mrgreen:

Are you suggesting that I cut pages out of my Chemistry textbook? :P Anyways, your question is impossible to answer, as your tongue would vaporize before then : Is it just me, or does Mr. Clean look like an ex-con? :-k

It is a molecular structure used to describe a molecule in which whole numbers of valence electron bonds cannot account for all the molecule's properties. Is it possible to be sad when you are hyper? If not, then caffiene must be the secret to happiness :thumbsup:

In order to become an invincible ghost pokemon, you work out a deal with an entity which I cannot name. As part of your agreement, you are to slowly torture to death all family members and friends that you feel close to. You spend the rest of eternity not bored, but wracked with guilt. I wish you would feel slightly uncomfortable for the next three seconds :shock: I'm so evil...

You drown in 1 mL of water. Pathetic. :roll:

It provides an evolutionary advantage in allowing us to manipulate tools. Why is it that rune miner pk'ers are generally accepted, while abyss runecrafter pk'ers are hated by a large number of people? Are the victims in both cases not virtually incapable of fighting back?

Man-made pollution isn't a machine : I wish the world would freeze over. I don't care if anything happens to me in the process =;

*Cough* Someone still needs to prove me wrong first *cough* You will not gouge out one of your eyes within ten minutes of reading this post.

He gets the nightmare. Unfortunately, the rest of the wish cannot fulfilled (and therefore the wish as a whole has become corrupted), as you are struck by lightning, which vaporizes your ectoplasmic form. I wish for you to take several matches, light them, and place each one near some flammable object in your house. Do it in multiple locations. In fact, make sure that the fire catches on some large, flammable object that is touching the wall. Then run out of the house screaming random gibberish. Make sure you mention the word "leprechaun" every once in a while :thumbsup:

The CEO of Microsoft is Steve Ballmer =; You will not gouge out one of your eyes within ten minutes of reading this post.

Just because. In response to Blazi, why not? :D Did anyone miss me while I was gone? If you say no, I will cry :cry:

Nah, it's an understandable mistake to post in the wrong thread. I'm often tempted to do it when I average 5 hours of sleep for a week, and you recently confused two ask a question threads :P Generally speaking, the taste of non-toxic glue is less pleasing than that of glue not labeled "non-toxic" (by adding "generally speaking" at the beginning, I have eliminated the "it's opinion not fact" response so HA! :P )

You have to consider that pretty much all high level range armor not obtained through great effort (by that I mean things like barrows or treasure trails) looks like a giant gecko outfit. Mages get mystic and splitbark, and I'll leave you to figure out how many melee outfits there are. The point is that mages and meleers get to look cool, whereas rangers look like giant lizards :P You can get four cannonballs per steel bar. Each cannonball sells for 150-200 gp each. You do the math 8-) What do 10-dimensional objects look like?

The people there are interested in seeing how the human race is biologically different after 2500 years. Since you are so incredibly stupid compared to them, you are treated like a monkey, not a sentient being. Animal rights have not progressed very far, so when they decide to dissect you, they do it without euthanizing you first :ohnoes: I wish that you stick all the fingers of your left hand into the hinge between the door and the wall, use that to crush all your fingers, then do the same thing to your right hand.

I am not below you. My post is merely situated underneath your post. At exactly 4:26 PM (in whichever timezone you will be in) on January 9, 2018, you will slip on a patch of ice. The resulting injuries will leave you temporarily paralyzed from the waist down.

First, one must realize that we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. This brings us to the point that to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. :thumbsup: How is Nascar racing considered a sport? If it is simply the danger element, then why is Russian Roulette not a sport?

I wish to plead the Fifth Amendment =; Why is the right to remain silent not considered an inalienable right?

I temporarily release a few of the less-froggy souls I have collected (which still technically count as people \ ). They all wish for you to join them :thumbsup: I wish that right before you type your response to this message, you take the nearest stapler (which is in full working condition and contains plenty of staples) and use it to insert at least one staple into each finger or thumb (meaning ten staples minimum). More is always a bonus :mrgreen:

Your statement is opinion, not fact. Therefore you are wrong \ It is also -1 :P The case Marbury v. Madison made the judicial branch much more powerful in the American government.