noname713

It's a Polaris 897 :ohnoes: What do you mean there is no 897? How else do you think they got to the current 900 model? I wish for TheBlazikenMaster to post a link to an audio file of himself singing the Pokerap (think Season One) in its entirety.

Because people refuse/are too lazy to answer your questions correctly. Annoying, isn't it? :-$ \ What was the impact of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act on large American corporations and labor unions?

Soccer is a sport in which players attempt to kick a ball into a goal to score points. At the end of a specified period of time, the team with the most points wins. Outside the US, soccer is known as football, or some translation of the words "foot" and "ball". I can understand where the names for blueberries and blackberries come from. In fact, I am even willing to accept such strange and arbitrary names as boysenberry, cherry, apple, etc. But one thing I cannot understand: why call strawberries strawberries? What do they have to do with straw? I would be much happier if they had been assigned some random name not associated with a common object, such as gerdofpleberry :(

No bad befalls you, but plenty of harm befalls you when people use a complicated array of mirrors to redirect your magical energies and trap you for all eternity in your own dimension, which is small and slightly uncomfortable :ohnoes: I wish that you take a hammer and use it to break all the bones in your fingers and thumbs before you begin to type a response to this entry.

1+1 is 10. The number 2 doesn't exist :roll: EVERYTHING SHALL BURN!!! :twisted:

Unfortunately, your farming skill IRL is one, potato seeds are extremely flammable, the dragon requires a lot of food, and you have no idea whether the berries in your hand are poisonous or not. Good job =D> I wish that I get a free pie. By that second "I", I meant you

They develop in all humans. Since the nipples do not cause any harm, there is no reason to get rid of them. It's pretty much the same reason that we have a tailbone and an appendix. How are you going to make sure that the next poster gives a legitimate answer and does not simply post random garbage (like certain individuals on a certain Q&A thread ) and a question?

Do you honestly think the KBD will limit its destruction to individual houses? :roll: I wish that an anvil falls on you, and that it is incapable of harming me, as I am located a safe distance away and cannot be hit, even if the anvil is somehow deflected. Oh, and you can't deflect or block the anvil :P

Everybody knows that the opposite color of green is red. Therefore, all we need to do is take red chile pepper, squirt the juice onto your gills, and then you won't feel green anymore :D Add some habanero too, just to be safe :wink: I wish that you run into a wall. A hard durable wall, without any sort of padding. And no, nothing stops your face from slamming into the wall at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour (40 km/hr) the instant before it contacts the wall (which means that your speed hitting the wall cannot be significantly lower than the speed given earlier in this sentence).

What do you mean "one of the first"? You either are the first, or you aren't :roll: Ninjas in large groups tend to be relatively easy to defeat, yet for some reason, a small group of ninja (or even an individual ninja) is exceedingly difficult to overcome.

Being larger than the rest simply means you have more pain receptors that can be stimulated :roll: . I think you can figure out the rest... I wish that some random person (who cannot track me down) gets a free pie.

You said enough to just barely prove him wrong (with several loopholes I might add :P ), though you did still manage to prove him wrong. The person who posts next is intelligent, good-looking, and/or charming (prove me wrong! :P ).

You apply for the position, and you are accepted on the condition that you pass each of the existing bosses' challenges, each more impossibly difficult and more horrific than the last. For the sake of the other forum readers, I won't go into specifics, though I will reveal that you fail 3/4 of the way through when you are asked to eat at Arby's :ohnoes: I wish that you trip and fall down your stairs (without anything that will significantly lessen the injuries you sustain) and that you cannot take revenge on me, either directly or through family/friends/pets/minions.

A combination of society and their own corrupt minds. Do people actually believe supermarket tabloids? :-k

You can be much more creative with the first option :twisted: WTDB (1+tan(x^2))/(sin(x^2)+cos(x^2)) and 1/(1-sin(x^2))? You cannot use different letters/numbers/symbols/functions/length as your answer :twisted:

*Sigh* Do you money people ever give up? :roll: A wealthy person dies and leaves you a billion dollars in the will. Eager to increase the money even further, you decide to invest it in stocks. While attending a seminar, a salesperson gets you to put all of your money into a company that produces solar powered flashlights, and solar powered flashlights only. Needless to say, your money quickly dwindles into nothing. On the bright side, at least you helped fund major technological developments in the field of solar powered flashlights :) I wish that you are struck by lightning, and that the current travels through your body (and your body only!) before it is neutralized in the ground.

Because you are what you eat :D Which annoys you more: people who refer to themselves in the plural or people who refer to themselves in the third person? Noname713 finds the plural people to be confusing, but he sees those who refer to themselves in the third person to be entertaining for short periods of time.

Allow me to first explain to you why there is a dragon wc axe but not a dragon pickaxe. You see, wood is softer than stone, meaning that a dragon wc axe generally uses less force per swing. Furthermore, when you swing the axe at an object, the head is pushed against the axe handle. If you will look at the basic design of the two axes, you will notice that a wc axe head is supported by a good portion of the handle, whereas a pickaxe head is only supported by the tip of the handle. Add that to the fact that you have to swing a pickaxe harder (see second sentence), and it's a wonder that pickaxe heads don't fly off more often. Jagex has only relatively recently developed materials and magical forcefields that are capable of holding a heavy magical wc axe head on the handle. Forcefields required to stabilize a dragon pickaxe head, on the other hand, must be stronger for reasons discussed above. Jagex is still working on figuring out how to make a forcefield that is strong enough to hold the pickaxe together but won't deliver a lethal magical charge to you the second you touch the pickaxe. Gah I still haven't corrupted your wish yet #-o Okay, Jagex uses you as a test subject to see if they have finally devised a workable dragon pickaxe :P I wish that you trip on something while you are running on a concrete floor and fall face-first onto the concrete. Nothing other than air at normal atmospheric pressure comes between your head and the concrete (this also means you have no helmet!), and you do not throw out your arms in time to prevent severe injury to your head :)

The people who invented the first desktop didn't really care about portability...what was important was the fact that the computer didn't take up the entire room -.- . Then people invented the laptop and realized that if they could make the screen fold down, then the computer would take up even less room :shock: . So basically, the reason is that laptops are more highly developed that desktops. Why does the space-time continuum bend as you approach the speed of light?

To create another incentive for f2p'ers who want to gain fast levels to show off to their friends. And because most of the higher level items require the same hunting level to both make and use them, meaning that there isn't really that much direct profit in the skill. Could fire technically be considered a disinfectant? (Kids, don't try this at home :roll: )

It's unsweetened chocolate, and your body is incapable of processing sugar and sugar substitutes. I wish that you slip on a banana peel :mrgreen:

African or European? When you (personally) allow toilet paper to kinda hang over the roll, is the sheet closer to the toilet or closer to the wall/counter/whatever the roll is mounted on?

Fine. But just for that, my next wish is that the person who posts next gives you a horrible, slow, painful death. Part of it should involve ants :)

From using multiple words over two characters in length, you die the moment before you hit the "submit" button. However, doing so prevents your message from getting out in the first place, thus making you live again. The universe is not suited to handle paradoxes such as this, and as such, your wish was granted only for those few femtoseconds in which you were both dead and alive. I wish for a free apple pie. It must be prepared using only fresh, uncontaminated ingredients, be properly cooked, not choke me, not carry a curse, not injure anyone else, and be both edible and delicious. It cannot be stolen or tampered with, and it cannot be destroyed by any processes other than cutting, digestion, and metabolism. EDIT: Gah I'm late again :wall: Ok, Jafar comes back to life, but I see no reason for him to listen to anything you say :P (for wish, please refer to previous paragraphs)

You don't solve theories like these. You prove or disprove them :P The inertia of an object depends on its mass and velocity.