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Ah, but he used the present tense of the verb "to be." His current forum name is indeed harrinator1, and he never said it could not change at a later date. ^Statement.

Ah, you must mean the car composed entirely of neutron star material. Yeeeah um...slight problem. Either the car's density is so high that it sinks to the center of the Earth, or the car's mass is actually large enough so as to exert a significant gravitational pull on the Earth itself (not to mention the moon and any other object within a close enough range) I wish to be severely injured :mrgreen:

Soo...going back to the statement on hand :anxious: I am pretty sure that the device stating "I am human" is not even a living entity. At least, it better not be :ohnoes: It is virtually impossible for a human to hit the bullseye (which is 1 cm in diameter) of a moving target from 500 yards away using a bow and a single arrow (made from wood, stone, feathers, and sinew) while riding on a unicycle which is atop a galloping horse. While juggling tic-tacs with his/her tongue. To disprove this, I demand you furnish video evidence of an actual person (not a cartoon, clay animation, lego animation, etc.) performing this feat.

Three words: cattle branding iron :mrgreen: I wish I had a taser (and that I wouldn't do anything resulting in criminal charges being filed :anxious: )

But...but...Superman is older than Spiderman. And Superman had parents who lived nowhere near Earth and...hey is that a rip in the space-time continuum? I wish for you to shave your head bald.

You're a terrible master of disguise and you have to surrender all your money to get these abilities. So basically, now it takes freakishly long to obtain the supplies necessary to build a bomb made out of a 0.5 L water bottle, baking soda, and vinegar, much less a conventional explosive. Also, even if you somehow obtain an explosive device, you are stupid enough to carry it in your arms in broad daylight as a result of being such a poor master of disguise. Idiot :roll: I wish a butterfly somewhere in the Amazon rainforest would flap its wings.

Have fun plowing through solid rock :-k I wish for you to clear out your refrigerator so that you can fit inside, then go inside, shut the door, and stay in there for an hour. You cannot bring in anything with you other than a t-shirt and shorts (which you wear) and a timekeeping device that cannot be used as a significant heat source. The door must be sealed and the refrigerator must be fully operational (as in not broken or unplugged)

Outside Soviet Russia, money controls YOU! (Please don't turn me in to the government :pray: ) Bear

In Soviet Russia, requirements bother YOU "The"

You're not the first person to wish that. A very effective counter was actually given earlier in this thread. I'll let you go find it 8-) I wish that you would eat an apple right now (at no cost to me)

Nope. All in favor of continuing to post Dragoonson until he appears, say aye.

Mmhmm I'm sure everyone was impressed when they had to call in security to get you off the set. YSLE. (If your feeble Induhvidual brain can't comprehend that, I won't be surprised)

Yes, if we assume that "do" truly is a misspelling of "to." However, as a person who does not speak German and as a person who did not write the post, I cannot tell whether the "do" truly is a typographical error or if it is part of a German phrase (namely "do die") =; Death or serious injury may occur if you do not wear a seat belt.

That's great except that only blood from the dodo bird is not excruciatingly painful to digest. I wish for you to slip on a banana peel, then throw it in the trash (littering is bad!)

Teleportation technology is still in its infancy. He is there physically, but his consciousness is literally floating around somewhere, hoping to find some vessel to occupy. I wish for you to have a good day. OR ELSE!

No, no...they ban you for having 999 billion gp, which exceeds the maximum amount of gp you are allowed to have (which is actually a limitation within the game engine itself, not an arbitrary chosen limit). So basically, they ban you for hacking into the game engine and rewriting part of it, which is a perfectly legitimate reason (in fact, you should be glad they didn't sue you : ) I wish the "Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer" thread would come back. I'll be good this time, I promise. Only questions that are possible for humans to answer. I'll even change my last question if someone asks me to :cry:

(gaah ignore my post >_<)

What is this "2" of which you speak? :-k You will not die within the next five seconds.

They do, but then the people at Blizzard realize that your game is exactly the same as WoW, only cheaper. You get sued for all the money you ever made off your game, plus $1.84 more. I wish you knew how to play the didgeridoo.

I kill you with an overdose of laughing gas (and by overdose, I mean it's exactly 6.02 grams above the absolute maximum limit your own body can tolerate). It's my signature tactic for soul harvesting through euthanization :mrgreen: I wish that from now on, you (as in the next poster) use the title "Comrade" whenever you speak to anyone. For example, say you have a friend called Bob. From now on, I want you to refer to him as Comrade Bob. If you forget to do it sometimes, that's ok. Just remember to always do it whenever there's a politician around :thumbsup:

Then shall I assume the soil beneath you does not exist? :P Nobody is about to sneak up behind you and slit your throat.

They're all stalkers :uhh: I wish for you to go to a crowded movie theater, hold up a lighter, and begin yelling random gibberish about leprechauns and voices inside your head. Make sure that you also mention the word "flamethrower" every once in a while :thumbsup: (Optional [and therefore cannot be used to corrupt the original wish :P ]: do it while wearing a straitjacket from your local mental institution)

No, you perfectly anticipated my responses and neutralized them. Congratulations =D> You (as in whoever posts next) cannot solve this puzzle after it has been randomly scrambled.

36E9 :D Q: If you and DEAD people understand hex, how many people understand hex? A: 57006 :mrgreen:

What about diabetics or those who are lactose-intolerant? You can understand this statement.