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Ok...what pain? You guys never actually carry out my wishes. I mean, if you're still typing, that must mean you're not hospitalized in the ICU :roll: I wish for you to use the letter "x" exactly eight times in your next post. The "x" has to be part of an actual word in a grammatically correct sentence.

This doesn't prove me wrong. I thought I proved that something had more sugar than Lucky Charms :-k As for flava, you'd be surprised how barbaric and inhumane people can be :P Liquids can flow.

A lightning storm fries the entire RS database. Now nobody can play. now back to blazi...> Ok...so lemme get this straight... You have the VERY FIRST example of TRUE artificial intelligence. Every freaking research laboratory, technology firm, and government in the world will be willing to pay any price for this toy cat. And you're going to sell it for what, a few baseball cards, random coins, and a stick of gum? Clearly the kids win :roll: I wish for you to lie down in the middle of a busy interstate highway for 15 minutes.

If we're comparing the sugar content of processed foods, then I'd have to say that sugar has the most sugar of all... There is a door somewhere in your house.

Banned for knowing I was talking about the "corrupt a wish" game even though I never mentioned the "corrupt a wish" game.

First off, banana nut muffins have nuts. That alone makes them better than plain banana bread (for most of the world's population, anyways) Second, banana nut muffins are muffins. Usually, someone will give you an entire muffin. With bread, however, you are usually limited to a single slice. Third, banana nut muffins look much better in gift baskets. If you give a muffin gift basket to someone, they'll show appreciation. You give a loaf of banana bread to someone as a gift, that's like saying, "I have to give you something as a gift, so here you go." What would life as the worst member of the NBA be like? :-k

How so? Poisons are chemicals added to cells to kill them through various means. Bleeding deprives cells of oxygen and nutrients. Your sense of vision is good enough to read this statement.

Banned because I had no opinion whatsoever on the subject. I was merely granting urbestfreind's wish.

He doesn't, but I'm afraid I already had you banned (as per the request he made two posts ago) I wish I could digest poisonous berries without the poison having any effect.

Banned for insulting urbestfreind's spelling abilities.

...and do what? Re-abolish slavery? Spend the rest of his life trying to figure out modern technology? :roll: I wish I could digest poisonous berries without the poison having any effect.

Jagex is a company. The main goal of all companies (that are not non-profit organizations) is to make money. Diamonds are composed primarily of carbon.

Clearly you're using fresh applesauce that has been stored in a well-ventilated area. You need to let it ferment so that there's (flammable) alcohol present in the applesauce :roll: (EDIT: actually sugar will never decompose unless you get it wet :P ) Paper does not conduct electricity as well as copper wiring.

No, but it's kinda implied that if you have multiple wishes, they have to be related to each other in some way and that you need to limit the number of wishes you make every post. I mean, nobody wants to read through 48 completely unrelated wishes and have to corrupt them all. Aaanywho, people actually begin to read entire posts. Regrettably, they do not respond to the entire thing. I wish for you to squirt fresh lemon juice (not from concentrate) all over your arms, and leave it there for 24 hours. You are not allowed to wipe it off, wash it off, etc. Just let it air-dry on your arm and let it stay there.

Pie is a baked good. Cabbage is a vegetable. Most people prefer baked goods to vegetables (people on a diet still enjoy the taste of baked goods, but they must restrict themselves from eating them). Therefore, pie is better than cabbage. Glass will never decompose.

They kinda have several hundred million years' head start ahead of land animals... If Superman is faster than the Flash, why does the Justice League need both of them?

NOOOOO!!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT!!! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU! This message is composed entirely of recycled electrons.

Sorry but those two wishes are not related. By default, I am to grant the first one. You get 50M, but then something bad happens to you :twisted: (Specifically, the internet connection in your neighborhood is severed and it takes a very long time for the company to respond. Even then, the connection is unreliable and very slow) I wish for you to draw a smiley face on a blank sheet of standard computer paper.

Okay... Remind me again how you're invulnerable to psychic and dark type attacks? :-k I wish for you to walk into a crowded, public area wearing a tinfoil hat.

But 006 through 001 do pretty much the same thing as 007 :( Why won't they promote 007?

I'm Chinese (even the smiley is yellow so HAH!) Besides, lots of nationalities don't speak English as a primary language (specifically, countries that use languages other than English :P ) There is a tissue box somewhere in your house.

The movie (produced in a German-speaking country) is about a poor French family that is seeking opportunity in Berlin. Regrettably, none of the comedy is slapstick and the film relies mostly on spoken humor. Oh, and the translators were terrible. I wish for you to eat at Arby's sometime this week :ohnoes:

You can actually live perfectly well with half a liver (by the laws of this game, it doesn't count as a full liver, and the person with half a liver is an organ donor =; ) The Earth is currently orbiting the sun.

You broke the rules of this game by giving a stupid answer. Shame. :shame: Should junka666 be sued for that? I have decided to drop charges. You can answer that question if you'd like : As for flava0falcon's question, I see no lions. Should there be lions in suburban America? :uhh: I thought they were endangered! Why isn't James Bond ever promoted from rank 007?

It's better than mine was at 109 posts -.- If you had to change your name as part of the witness protection program (which you may need to do sometime in the near future :twisted: ), what name would you choose?