Sean Connery comes and beats the crap out of George Clooney.

 

 

 

So now there's so many buttons... I pick.. this one!

 

 

 

*presses the octagonal button with a picture of a diamond on it.*

An evil wizard comes out of nowhere and kills you with his staff and uses a diamond for an orb.

 

 

 

*presses a button with a picture of shark on it.*

you land smack bang in the middle of a jaws movie only thing is the sharks have gone completly out of control and you start swimming for ure life

 

 

 

*the shark hits the button that says super speed*

The shark swims right by you in super-speed and eats the wizard

 

 

 

*presses an itsy bitsy black button with an ant on it*

You shrink to the size of an ant and noone can hear you because your so small.

 

 

 

*presses a button with a compass on it*

You are instantly teleported to the set of Pirates Of The Carribean.

 

 

 

*presses a button that looks like the Q key on the keyboard*

you become a keyboard!

 

 

 

presses cheese button

You are forced to play the "Take the Cheese" game until noone could ever beat you.

 

 

 

*presses a button shaped like a butt*

You fart.

 

 

 

*presses a button with bits of food stuck all over it*

You eat until you get so fat that you can't even reach your remote.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "You're an ignorat. 'nuff said."*

we all mock you 69.54% more times than usual.

 

 

 

presses red button marke DANGER! DO NOT PUSH!

A kitten walks out and cuddles with you.

 

 

 

Pressed the button that says, "What!" on it.

A demon opens the door and says "What the hell?" and closes the door and disapears. Nothing else happens.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "Hey, joe, wazzup? Um, you're joe right?" and say "no" while I'm pressing it.*

Nothing happens. You stand there looking like an idiot

 

 

 

*Presses button that says "pull"*

You get barraged by clay pigeons, interspersed with shotgun blasts.

 

 

 

*Presses a button that has a reaper on it*

The grim reaper arises form the ground and slices ur hand off for pressing that button!

 

 

 

Press the button with a tiny Kah-bah gee* on it!

 

 

 

*For those who dont know what it is i suggest u travel back in time to Kah-bah gee event!

you randomly turn into a chicken with t-rex legs and a great danes head and u wonder why that happened

 

 

 

*presses the button that shows person poking him/her/self

You start being controlled like a voodoo doll and you cant stop poking yourself.

 

 

 

Press tiny button with the picture of a red bogey :-#

A professional golfer hit's you in the eye.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "No Adults."*

Makes every adult in the world disappear.

 

 

 

*presses the neon green button with a big booger on it.*

A robot comes and picks out you boogers and wipes it on the button.

 

 

 

I press a tiny cyan colored button

you turn the colour cyan

 

 

 

presses toasty button

You get showered in flames making you toasty.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says kiss Jessica Alba*

You kiss Jessica Alba.

 

 

 

Makes every adult in the world disappear.

 

 

 

Including me?

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "Ask a question, this button knows everything, but it can answer only one question, so choose wisely." and asks that question.*

Makes every adult in the world disappear.

 

 

 

Including me?

 

No just adults at drinking age 21 and older.

 

 

 

You press the button and ask, "What is the meaning of life?" I don't know what the button says.

 

 

 

*presses a button that has Abraham Lincoln on it.*