like some other nerd, u start searching for a life u can download at google.

 

 

 

*presses huge button with a pic of a waffle on it*

Waffles fall from the sky, and you begin to wail at the fact that you cannot eat them all, so they go to waste.

 

 

 

*presses a button with a green slop pile on it.*

somebody comes and gives u some green syrup. :shock:

 

 

 

*presses funny-smelling button with the acronym ROFL on it*

like some other nerd, u start searching for a life u can download at google.

 

 

 

That's an insult, I wouldn't search for a life, I already have one.

 

 

 

So you get executed for making seriously false rumours about people.

 

 

 

*Shoots the button that says, "Don't press this unless you are a loser and get a life." and yell "...... YOU!!!" NOTE: Since the first word will most likely never be tolerated on these forums I had to cut it.*

 

 

 

This time, try better not to make false rumours about me.

it wasnt bout u... it was ment to b funny in the game z0mg... -.-

 

 

 

sorry, if i hurt ur feelings... :|

 

 

 

*presses small button with the word; DIE!, written all over it*

zeeky h. bomb says zeeky boogy doog[google it]

 

 

 

*Presses a button with hannah montana on it*

the song "o canada" plays from a speaker on the button

 

 

 

*presses button extra hard*

You get hit, extra hard.

 

*presses a zeeky h. bomb button* #-o

The planet Mars explodes!!

 

 

 

Press button with ray of sun on it!

the sun explodes... :shock:

 

 

 

*presses button with the word: TV, on it.*

You are permantley stuck on TV, you no longer can take a shower and clean your, well, the thing next to the [wagon]. I'm not doing that because it would be censored, I'm doing this because I wouldn't wanna speak of that word so you get stinky as it's censored. Also, you can never again go to a good action movie, since most of the swearing get's bleeped since you are stuck on a TV show forever.

 

 

 

*presses the bottom that says, "Scan for pathetic bastards."*

suddenly all the bastards in the whole world comes and beat u up... -.- -.- -.-

 

 

 

*presses a blue and red button with a computer on*

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER USES YOU!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

*presses button with cute puppy dog on it*

u drown in cute puppies... :shock:

 

 

 

*presses huge rainbowcolored button* :uhh: :ohnoes:

zombie rainbowfish begin raining out of the heavens, crushing you.

 

*presses button with a muffin on it*

muffins come fallin from the sky, u start eatin'em, and u explode since u eat so many. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

*presses button with the word; bastard, on it.*

Your parents suddenly appear and tell you that they never married.

 

*presses a button shaped like a rabbit's head.*

Bugs Bunny comes out of nowhere with his carrot, just stands there and says "Meh, wazzup dock?"

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "Superman for the win!!! Spiderman for the lose!!!"*

Spiderman and Superman both pop up, and engage in a massive battle. Silver asks Superman why he doesn't just kill Spiderman with his laser vision.. He slaps his head, says "oh yea.... totally forgot about that" and then kill's Spiderman.

 

*Presses a big red button marked "Danger! Do not press"*

You get shot by a gun, stabbed by a sword, burnt by a flamethrower, are standing on [bleep]es, also a helicopter and a car crashes on you, you also get cancer.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "In Soviet Russia bottom presses YOU."*

Nothing interesting happens.

 

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

 

*Silver presses the small purple button with red stripes*

uncle sam pops out with lots of confetti and a check for a million dollars (along with a marching band)

 

 

 

*lifts the depressed button*

Laughing gass immediately starts gushing out of a tube. You get high and start calling everyone on your cellphone.

 

 

 

*presses the orange button with whiskers*

u bcome an orange whisker... -.-

 

 

 

*presses button with this smiley on; :arrow: *

You are leaded to the exit.

 

 

 

*presses the button with this picture on it.*