U bcome a phat-@$$. -.-

 

 

 

*presses a button with a pic of Paris Hilton on*

you get caught drunk driving without your lisence and get put in the women's jail... in solitary...

 

then when you leave.. you---

 

 

 

*presses the button shaped like a phallic object*

 

Come on! is it going to be guns? The CN tower.. what?

presses the botton with "warning dont press the button " and a police officer shows up and arrested u for pressing the button

All you hear is non stop sirens going off and then the trap door under you opens! You fall and crocs munch ur flesh!

 

 

 

Press Lemon Button!

a lemonade stall falls from above, u drink some lemonade and then the children take out a big-[wagon] (delete if needed) shotgun and tell you that 1 glass of lemonade costs a blue Phat

 

 

 

presses black&white button

A Zebra pops out and attacks you.... you are left with your intestinal tract trailing out from behind you.

 

*presses a button shaped like a heart, but it's black*

A monster comes out of the ground and eats you, you now live inside of its digestive tract.

 

 

 

*presses the button that says "press this and end world hunger(by blowing up the world)" *

This planet blows up so quickly, you don't even have a change to get to outer space. :twisted:

 

 

 

Presses the button that says, "Don't click here, I'm warning you it has something to do with po..." while part of the button is broken, so I can't see rest of the word.

Dozens of poodles appear and lick you on the face.. all over.

 

*Presses the button shaped like a triangle, and its orange in colour*

:-k? *looks down* You are then cooked and sprinkled with orange colored cheese dust.

 

 

 

Press button that looks like a potato dipped in babagunosh

a meork eats your face.

 

 

 

*presses my bellybutton*

Belly button lint appears.

 

*presses a button marked "too disgusting for words.. do not press" it's also vomit green in colour.*

and an adorable little kitten appears, curled up on my lap

 

 

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww O:)

 

 

 

pushes one of those tiny little buttons you have to push with a pen

The button machine resets itself.

 

*pushes a little button that has a piece gnawed off it.. u cant tell what the colour of the button was... it just looks gray like all plastic buttons usually are..*

A bear appears and finishes the job, eating you with it.

 

 

 

*pushes the button that says "Click here to play Whack a Mod"*

A zombie appears and hits a mod

 

 

 

*presses a button shaped like a human "behind"*

a giant's naked behind suddenly appears and farts in front of you.

 

The smell permeates the glass protecting you.. and somehow passes through it, stifling you. you throw up.

 

*Presses a button with chinese words written on it.* the button is blue in colour.

Jackie Chan pops out and punches you in the face

 

 

 

 

 

Press the button that has a red cross on it

A giant blade shaped like a cross comes out and chops you in half.

 

 

 

 

 

I press a black button with a picture of a skull on it.

You turn into a pirate and start mutiniying on ure captain

 

 

 

*presses button with a picture of ya mum on it*

my mum appers and blows up in your face

 

 

 

*presses a button shapped as a dougnut*

Homer Simpson runs past eating donughts that he took from the police

 

 

 

*presses button with a :ohnoes: on it*

A VERY scary zombie/demon/ghost like creature comes and scares the crap out of you.

 

 

 

*presses the bottom that says, "Don't worry, you got nothing to be feared of, YET!!!"*

a crazy(not evil) chicken jumps out of the wall and starts hitting u with his beak.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presses button with 1000 lb man

A fatass comes out of nowhere and crashes on you.

 

 

 

*finds the backdoor to Dexter's Lab.*

 

 

 

*about to press the bottom that says "No DeeDee NO!!!!!!!!!"*

 

 

 

and then Dexter notices he says "What the hell are you doing in my lab? Get the hell out."

 

 

 

then I'd say, "You can't stop me, you're just a kid."

 

 

 

*presses the bottom that says "No DeeDee NO!!!!!!!!"*