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How to kill a noob

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As the name says, this is a forum to start a conversation on funny ways to kill noobs, this is my way.

 

 

 

 

 

The noob begs "phr33 st00f Pl0x"

 

i say "@$#%!" then i pick the noob up and throw him from lumby to the ruins with the Greater Demons :twisted: but before he gets pwned by them he runs away, #-o but gets pwned by pkrs \' :XD: :lol:

Knock him unconsious and then build a time machine, get a laser gun, shoot him/her in the face, eat their flesh, wear their clothes, bury the bones, pee and poop on the grave and then finally take my dog to the grave! (To dig up the bones, ofcourse)

I dont need a siggy no moar.

it asks me how I get Death Runes...

 

I tell him by killing any runes of course... making them dead...

 

I laugh as he takes a knife and begins to kill them...

 

him dying as the runes blow up in his face. :-w

 

[hide=.....]I actually did tell someone recently that you get death runes from killing runes... :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w [/hide]

Ask him to follow you, then go to lumby swamp with a Rubber Chicken. Whack him and say, "You're in the Wilderness! You're gonna lose all your items!!!"

 

 

 

Hopefully he runs down to the lumby caves and gets killed by the swarms :lol:

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The construction emote should be a person burning a bag of money.

Add me on Xfire! User = loopydood

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^Click the smiley. You know you want to.^

plain and simple, take there bread and shrimp.

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Can't beat the guy above me.

 

Take their training shield and sword and destroy them.

 

And then when they respawn right by you say "|-|/\|-|/\! P/\\/\/|\|Z (_)!1"

P2p: 135 F2p: 124 as of July 29, 09.

P2p: 137 F2p: 126 as of September 25, 11.

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Tell them by killing themselves they get free cash...

Get me a whopper!

  • 2 years later...

Jive them an explosive potion that deals 25 damage and tell him that dropping it gives you 1m cash.

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

Tell them if a monster's name and level is red it means it will not attack them :evil:

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I'd try to explain to them why I can't give them my armor. They'd die of borredom, or maybe espontaneous combustion.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Give them a chinchompa and tell them that eating it will give you infinite health. Or just tell them that there is a huge pile of shrimp that will appear if they stand in front of an undead tree all day.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

I sting him.

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My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :)

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