leebrave Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:- Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love Ron. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing. Gorak Chronicles Ended, thinking of something new for next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 LMAO@!!!!! If this is as true as you say (and it seems too good to be true tbh) he's got some 'splaining to do :XD: :XD: :XD: Edit: Looking back at it, I realized that where I thought it said his friend did this, it was a young man named Ron. Evidence of copyandpaste from some urban legend site. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Copy pasta. Keep this [cabbage] off the forums please. If you must share it forward it to your friends and family, I am sure they will love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Funny, but at least give credit to whoever made that surprisingly perfect letter and situation for the scenario -_-". [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 lolol Not really. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 at least give credit to whoever made that surprisingly perfect letter and situation for the scenario -_-". Somebody needs to take a chill pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leebrave Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 It wa sent to me from a friend I had to share Gorak Chronicles Ended, thinking of something new for next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. I wasn't trying to be, tyvm. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Story gets a good lol, but there's no way it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. I wasn't trying to be, tyvm. You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious. CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. I wasn't trying to be, tyvm. You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious. CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty! Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you? When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag.. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
look_its_rob Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 paperclip. you fail me with your rudeness. :-X Look its rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilperson Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I must be out of the loop because i really can't think of any sexual innuendo that talks about the "ring" (the pair was tight and kept her ring really shiny). Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I must be out of the loop because i really can't think of any sexual innuendo that talks about the "ring" (the pair was tight and kept her ring really shiny). Neither can I, but I laughed anyways :D . And Paper clip...you suddenly seem very...off....like your most recent posts on the emo topic.... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. I wasn't trying to be, tyvm. You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious. CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty! Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you? When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag.. And you're just the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with our society! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Lies, that wasn't true. You need to be more assertive.. Try something like.. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!? You're not funny. I wasn't trying to be, tyvm. You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious. CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty! Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you? When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag.. And you're just the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with our society! Wait, you started taking shots at me, so I'm the problem? How many times have you been told to go f*ck yourself? Throw another one on there.. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous! He kills people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous! He kills people!! F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now. Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I'll throw in some pink styles tonight. My gf had to leave early so I've got some time to work on things around here ^_^ Oho! Somebody likes to play dress-up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous! He kills people!! F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now. Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly I'm so glad you understand, I was getting worried there for a second *phew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I'll throw in some pink styles tonight. My gf had to leave early so I've got some time to work on things around here ^_^ Oho! Somebody likes to play dress-up! Wow, somebody is [developmentally delayed]ed. I know where that quote came from and what I was talking about. If you care to know I was talking about pink forum styles for Suzi. Thanks again for being a douchebag. Try a little harder to find some dirt on my next time. Trust me, there's some out there You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous! He kills people!! F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now. Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly I'm so glad you understand, I was getting worried there for a second *phew* Now you're just being an [wagon]. Go f*ck yourself. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Now you're just being an [wagon]. Go f*ck yourself. Calm down del, I'm just screwing with you. :wink: Don't want you to go postal or something. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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