A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

 

 

 

 

 

He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers, Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

 

 

 

All my love Ron.

 

 

 

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

Lies, that wasn't true.

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

LMAO@!!!!! If this is as true as you say (and it seems too good to be true tbh) he's got some 'splaining to do :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

Edit: Looking back at it, I realized that where I thought it said his friend did this, it was a young man named Ron. Evidence of copyandpaste from some urban legend site.

Copy pasta.

 

 

 

Keep this [cabbage] off the forums please. If you must share it forward it to your friends and family, I am sure they will love it.

Funny, but at least give credit to whoever made that surprisingly perfect letter and situation for the scenario -_-".

lolol

 

 

 

Not really.

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

at least give credit to whoever made that surprisingly perfect letter and situation for the scenario -_-".

 

Somebody needs to take a chill pill

It wa sent to me from a friend I had to share

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

 

 

 

I wasn't trying to be, tyvm.

Story gets a good lol, but there's no way it's true.

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

 

 

 

I wasn't trying to be, tyvm.

 

You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious.

 

 

 

CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty!

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

 

 

 

I wasn't trying to be, tyvm.

 

You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious.

 

 

 

CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty!

 

 

 

Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you?

 

When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag..

paperclip.

 

 

 

 

 

you fail me with your rudeness. :-X

I must be out of the loop because i really can't think of any sexual innuendo that talks about the "ring" (the pair was tight and kept her ring really shiny).

I must be out of the loop because i really can't think of any sexual innuendo that talks about the "ring" (the pair was tight and kept her ring really shiny).

 

Neither can I, but I laughed anyways :D . And Paper clip...you suddenly seem very...off....like your most recent posts on the emo topic....

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

 

 

 

I wasn't trying to be, tyvm.

 

You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious.

 

 

 

CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty!

 

 

 

Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you?

 

When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag..

 

And you're just the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with our society!

Lies, that wasn't true.

 

 

 

You need to be more assertive.. Try something like..

 

 

 

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT'S TRUE!?!?

 

You're not funny.

 

 

 

I wasn't trying to be, tyvm.

 

You're right. You were trying to be obnoxious.

 

 

 

CORRECTION: You were trying to be more obnoxious than your usual obnoxious self. GF puberty!

 

 

 

Haven't taken a good hard look in the mirrior lately, have you?

 

When I first noticed your posts, you seemed like an ok guy. Now I know you're just a douchebag..

 

And you're just the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with our society!

 

 

 

Wait, you started taking shots at me, so I'm the problem? How many times have you been told to go f*ck yourself? Throw another one on there..

You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous!

 

 

 

He kills people!!

You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous!

 

 

 

He kills people!!

 

 

 

F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now.

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly

I'll throw in some pink styles tonight. My gf had to leave early so I've got some time to work on things around here ^_^

 

 

 

Oho! Somebody likes to play dress-up!

You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous!

 

 

 

He kills people!!

 

 

 

F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now.

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly

 

 

 

I'm so glad you understand, I was getting worried there for a second *phew*

I'll throw in some pink styles tonight. My gf had to leave early so I've got some time to work on things around here ^_^

 

 

 

Oho! Somebody likes to play dress-up!

 

 

 

Wow, somebody is [developmentally delayed]ed. I know where that quote came from and what I was talking about. If you care to know I was talking about pink forum styles for Suzi. Thanks again for being a douchebag. Try a little harder to find some dirt on my next time. Trust me, there's some out there

 

 

 

You should watch your self paperclip, deloriagod is dangerous!

 

 

 

He kills people!!

 

 

 

F*ck those kanji tattoos I was gonna get.. I'm gettin' tear drops now.

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm gonna take that one lightheartedly

 

 

 

I'm so glad you understand, I was getting worried there for a second *phew*

 

 

 

Now you're just being an [wagon]. Go f*ck yourself.

Now you're just being an [wagon]. Go f*ck yourself.

 

 

 

Calm down del, I'm just screwing with you. :wink:

 

 

 

Don't want you to go postal or something. :(