I like my women like I like my DVDs, ready to play when I want.

 

Blasphemy

I like my women like my blasphemy, very insulting.

 

iPhones

I like my women like I like my iPhones, if you drop 'em the wrong way they break.

 

Mining

I like my men like my mining, only trained for experience.

 

Bottles.

I like my women how I like my bottles, smooth, free-flowing, and goes out easily while being easy to handle. It helps if they are collectible too.

 

Ice cream.

I like my women like my ice cream, refreshing on hot sunny days.

 

Jar Jar Binks

I like my woman like I like Jar Jar Binks, what they do may seem weird but it works.

 

Canada

I like my men like Canada, up North.

 

Bonez899

I like my women like I like Bonez899, really nice smelling.

 

Fruit bats.

I like my women like I like my fruit bats, cute and cuddly.

 

Goon's teats.

Mmm yes, I like my women like I like my teats; voluptuous.

 

Stink bombs.

I like my women like I like my stink bombs: Not exploding.

 

Cats

I like my women how I like my cats: Not clawing and scratching me.

 

Empty buckets.

I like my women like I like my empty buckets, lots of room for fluids.

 

Lokie's sig

I like my women like my own signature; constantly changing and annoying to everyone else.

 

Hipsters.

I like my women like I like my hipsters... Actually, I don't like anything about hipsters. :-k

 

Post-it notes.

I like my women how I like my post-it notes: reminding me of something useful.

 

Black Vultures (yes, it has to be that species of vulture).

I like my women like I like my black vultures, always grunting and hissing.

 

panda's

I like my women like my pandas: a rarity.

 

Advanced mathematics.

I like my women like my advanced mathematics, hard to get a hold of but easy to do afterwards.

 

Stoves

I like my women like I like my stove, easy to turn on and always willing to cook my food for me.

 

Cellphone chargers.

 

 

(I love this game, thanks for digging this up)

I like my women like my cell phone chargers, easy to plug into.

 

Wall socket

 

(No problem, I looked at the content your subscribed to thing and just saw it there inviting me)

I like my women like my wall socket; white, plastic and with multiple holes. I also find that foreign ones are hard to connect with.

I like my women like I like my forgetting to keep the chain going, they only do it once per thread.

 

Game of Thrones

I like my (wo)men like I like my Game of Thrones: the first in an epic fantasy series that's so full of intrigue and worldbuilding that it's hard to tell what's actually going on.

 

The simile kind of got away from me after a while.

 

Shoes.