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I like my men like I like ice cubes... melts when I um...[note to self: do not associate the word mouth with ice cube....] um.. wehhn... um...I mean.. they make um.. they make my glass of drink look good... [ie they make me look good.. therefore I'm a lot more attractive than them...]

 

 

 

books [hahahhaha this is one time when people might say they like thick books?]

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I like my women like my crayons-plenty of color in them(that is to say,they ain't anorexic/bulimic)

 

 

 

Faeces,just to poopify your day.

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I like my women like my crayons-plenty of color in them(that is to say,they ain't anorexic/bulimic)

 

 

 

Faeces,just to poopify your day.

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my crap. BROWN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My Grandmother has the most brilliant one of these, ever-

 

She'll go to a cafe, and if she orders a coffee, and they ask "What kind?" Or "How do oyu want it?" she'll go,

 

"Like my Men, Black and Strong."

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My Grandmother has the most brilliant one of these, ever-

 

She'll go to a cafe, and if she orders a coffee, and they ask "What kind?" Or "How do oyu want it?" she'll go,

 

"Like my Men, Black and Strong."

 

 

 

 

 

L2 read.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll do the thread necromancer.

 

 

 

I like my women like my thread necromancers. They'll bump you even if you're old and almost dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tacos

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I like my women like i like my pigs, covered in filth and snort when they laugh

 

 

 

lol, that could be further from the truth XD

 

 

 

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I like my women like I like my apes.Wild.

 

 

 

Heavy metal.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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