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Ha!!!!!

 

You were the one that reported me for asking someone their age huh?

 

My one and only blackmark... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr :shame: :evil: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

I reported an idiot for wearing pink and became a moderator [no this didn't happen]

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Ok, so I have a really funny story to tell.

 

 

 

So the other day I was ranging blues at the entrance to the Ogre Enclave. Well, along comes a little gold farmer, obviously so by his name and inability to speak English, as well as asking me if I am "china". When such situations as this occur when my spot(s) is/are being intruded upon by a mysteriously foreign ranger, I quickly snatch up the aggression of both dragons at the entrance, alternating attacks between the two.

 

 

 

Well, the farmer gets fed up and logs.

 

 

 

Later, however, another one comes up. I quickly snatch up both blues again and proceed to be a nuisance to him. After a while, I report him for multiple offenses. Here's a list:

 

  • [*:137ghosw]Rule 1- Offensive language: I found his explicitly derogatory alphanumeric name rather offensive to my anti-farmer instincts.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 2- Item Scamming: He tried to gather bones and hides from the blue dragon that I was potentially going to attack after the one I was currently attacking. Thusly, he tried to scam me out of my hides and bones.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 3- Password Scamming: His incoherent ramblings were misconstrued by myself to be interpreted as such.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 4- Bug Abuse: He wouldn't leave me alone..
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 5- Jagex staff impersonation: He tried to convince me that it was OK to be there. Obviously, only Jagex staff can convince one of such information, thusly he must be an impersonator.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 6- Account sharing/trading: Read the reason for rule 3.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 7- Macroing: He didn't talk much, and when he did it was, as aforementioned, incoherent.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 8- Multiple logging in: I saw another gold farmer waltz in and knew in a heartbeat that it was the current farmer's other account.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 9- Encouraging others to break rules: He insisted that I kill the monster, which was obviously in breach of rule 4.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 10- Misuse of customer support: He said "re po tedh". I wasn't sure if it was a strange utterance of guttural grumblings or an attempt to report me.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 11- Advertising/website: His name most definitely came from a gold-farming community website.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 12- Real world item trading: He must trade his items for money, or for gold which would later be traded for money.
     
     
     
    [*:137ghosw]Rule 13- Asking for personal details: He didn't.. but I was one short, so why the heck not?!

 

 

 

So later I logged out for the night. Unsuspectingly, I logged on the next morning to see that I have a message from Jagex. "Wonder what it is?" Says I to myself. Upon checking it, I realize that I have been chosen to be a moderator!

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Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!

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I became a mod of Greenpeace after I hugged 712 trees.

 

 

 

rofl I was gonna do a greenpeace one. Well still am.

 

 

 

I became a mod after showing the authorities that Greenpeace actually invented the nuclear-powered seal hunting harpoon............................ OF DEATH!!!!! (could also be used on whales)

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Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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