the number two

instead, he decided

to go to

the poo doo

in the weird

talking candy machine

but then he

pooped in the

shiny golden toilet

but had to

go back to

begging for free

too bad he

he got banned

but he appealed

too many times

and got banned

because santa has..

unlimited power to

harvest souls of

cute little ducks

who could fly. (PERIOD)

The poor ducks

weren't very happy

because of the