"Damn poison"

 

 

 

or in the politically correct:

 

 

 

"Darn poison"

-Here lies zorro, a guy who tried to keep a chinchompa as a pet

Here lies Agszza. Matter of fact you should be here, but...

Here lies some guy who didn't have enough money to have his name carved into this.

 

 

 

:D :

I am what you will be.

 

What you are, that's what I was.

 

 

 

 

 

I want it! I want it!

IDK if someone else already said this but mine would be:

 

 

 

Bless me and win 10M

"i blame evil chickens"

here's some others:

 

 

 

"so THAT'S what that button is for...."

 

 

 

"im jugex u n00b, blus my ghrave ar i bannn u 4evur!"

 

 

 

"never mess with an angry mother-in-law"

 

 

 

"take some advice: never call zamorak fat"

 

 

 

"whoever killed me, im telling my mommy on you!"

 

 

 

"this is why you don't lie to santa..."

 

 

 

"well, reldo was right, i can't fly"

 

 

 

"too much salad is bad for your health"

 

 

 

"memo to self: pick up a loaf of bread and some lobster for supper tonite"

You examine the grave, and read:

 

''The last enemy to be defeated is death himself.''

 

And now my funny one:

 

''What is pink, and the excact size of a egg?

 

You're brains that you're so stupid to take your time standing here reading this.''

 

And now, for my last one;

 

You examine the grave....

 

And your getting shot by a ranger.

 

KTHXBYE!.-Server

My grave stone:

 

"so, does this mean i'm dead?"

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

"I asked for pizza not poisen!"

 

 

 

possibly

 

 

 

"sorry,my party hats in here with me and it aint never coming out"

Just thought of one

 

 

 

"Not fair! i lagged"

 

 

 

"if you read this for an hour, 10mil appears" :)

I got NH'd.

Examine Gravestone: I'm not quite dead yet!

Never PK with Leroy Jenkins.

"Bless me please"

"Poor bugger got teamed"

None of these are my own (and i'm not bothering to say who said what), I'm just picking out the best ones and in no particular order

 

No Spoilers, I just hid some of them to lessen the length of my message.

 

Some minor changes made and names replaced with

 

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Here's a great actual headstone from Tombstone, Arizona, ironically enough:

 

Here lies Lester Moore.

 

Four slugs from a forty-four.

 

No Les. No Moore.

 

My brother went to hell and all i got was this gravestone

 

Last words: "Hold my beer while I show you a trick"

 

"Wanna know how to keep a noob busy? (See other side)"

 

and on the other side......

 

"Wanna know how to keep a noob busy? (See other side)"

 

Don't pee here pl0x

 

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I only followed him because he promised me candy...

 

If life is a joke, why I am not laughting

 

Help keep the noob population down, Spay or Nuder your noob!

 

Not interested in any post-death relationships

 

You are reading this. In the time you have taken to read this,

 

60000 yew logs have been lost to autoers.

 

50 green dragons have died.

 

5 b3gg45 ch00bz have been wh4cked with t3h b4n h4mm4h

 

And I will have no doubtedly come up behind and whack you with my rubber chicken for reading all of this

 

Help, Trapped in gravestone factory

 

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How was I supposed to know that somebody spilled arsenic on the cookies?

 

Note to self: Don't try that again...

 

When you said we would dine in hell, I didn't know you meant that literally...

 

Hey, uhhh..could get the rest of my body? it's off to the right somewhere, i think...

 

At least I get to rule the world when zombies take over

 

Connection Lost... Please Attempting to Reestablish...

 

I've totally got a hot blond down here

 

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Note to self. Get a faster computer.

 

It's just a tombstone. It's not like I'm right behind you right now with an axe ready to kill you or something. That would be silly.

 

I was either runecrafting or doing a clue whilst you pked me; your mother must be proud

 

AaaaaAAAH I fell on my keys!

 

What do you mean duck? I don't see a duck...

 

If the gravestone is a rockin' don't come a knockin'

 

Only noobs examine gravestones

 

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got served

 

well this sucks

 

Caution : Moose Crossing

 

Here lies Cookie Monster

 

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

 

wow this new update is even worse then i thought

 

(no comment)

 

Hey, wanna do something real cool? Fix my gravestone. Yeah. Thanks.

 

Brb.

 

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Oh dear, I am dead. Dry clean only

 

Note to self: don't hug the dragon

 

Did I taste like chicken?

 

here lies RWT (and the economy)

 

so thats what the ditch and the warnings were talking about...

 

While your reading this, I'm in Seers, hitting on your girlfriend...

 

Thnx my lumby teleport had another 10min left

 

1 Emo down 929382 to go

 

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Noobs kill each other, does that mean that TzTok-Jad is one?

 

Never tell anyone what life gives you, cause life might of given then something crappy, and then they kill you for what you got

 

Would you mind going 25 paces due north and collecting my hand, damn raccoons

 

I poked the Chaos Elemental... I'm never doing that again :wall:

 

If found, please return to , House Portal, < your world>

 

(\__/)

 

( O.o )This is Bunny.

 

( > < )Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.

 

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Yes, I know these are mine, but I think they're all still great (no generic/overused ones, except for one, but that's an actual quote...)

 

If you've read my previous post, you can skip these, but there is one new one at the very beginning

 

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I can't feel my torso!

 

It wasn't a spider...

 

Remember, it's like ten bucks to get into heaven--remember to carry it, pretty crappy reason to be damned to hell for all eternity

 

OH GOD MY SPINE! PUT IT BACK IN! PUT IT BACK IN!

 

In my 37th zombie plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!

 

Today feels like a good day to die!

 

Oh you effin camping [bleep]!

 

I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive... Or, a cowboy!

 

Church, I'm so glad you're here! Now, we get to be smithereens together!

 

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Just in case you're wondering, I'm doing this cause I've got a writing portfolio to turn in for my expository writing class, and I really don't want to do it right now...

Here is my Wall Of Shame (well, it's not a wall, it's a post...)

 

Most are just repeated way too much, others are just stupid

 

If any of yours are used here, you should feel deep, deep shame.

 

If any of yours are duplicates/mods of these here (except those noted in my last post), you should feel even deeper shame, you unoriginal [hide]bastards[/hide]

 

Some small corrections made

 

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when you are done reading this gravestone it will explode which started 3 seconds ago happy death!

 

Sorry, my party hats in here with me and it ain't never coming out

 

Not fair! I lagged

 

If you read this for an hour, 10 mil appears

 

Examine Gravestone: Here lies (insert readerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s username)

 

Pked whip, then I went on to lose 18 in a row. Was actually 17 in one day

 

You're next.

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Here lies . He died a very fateful death and he lost items that he probably didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care about because he wanted to see what his gravestone would look like. HeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s thinking about getting that super dooper gravestone... he wonders how much it costs. "Is it tradable?" he ponders. Well hopefully he can make it with the smithing skill or something like that he thinks. Well maybe there could be some more updates on the gravestone... make it look prettier. If you've read this far then you're a saint with too much time and you are going to be killed in 5-4-3-2..........

 

Stop examining my gravestone right now!

 

Get off my lawn.

 

Here lies a noob that likes to pot, tele and pray

 

You will pay for what you've DONEEEEE!!

 

Behind you... a PKer! Ouch, that Abyssal Whip should hurt. But at least youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got company

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Please move, you're standing on my face

 

Here lies , PKed by whilst rune crafting.

 

I'm behind you

 

HELP ME! THE WORMS ARE EATING MY GUTS!

 

But I can eat burnt food in real life!

 

If I don't come back immediately to get my things, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t worry, Jagex gave me an hour to do it so I'll get around to it sometime.

 

I didn't die, I stole this gravestone and set it up here

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Just in case you're wondering (and didn't read my last post all the way through), I'm doing this cause I've got a writing portfolio to turn in for my expository writing class, and I really don't want to do it right now...

Right Now..Im Dining....IN LUMBRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

hmm... my jad one is a good one then :D .

 

I got another one, not that good but still:

 

 

 

"Phr33 bl355 pl0x!"

 

Not that good though.

 

 

 

 

 

Some others with Runescape Christmas Spirit:

 

 

 

 

 

"Hey Mr. Snowman! Can I have your Dragon Full Helm?"

 

 

 

"I listened to my Mom telling me that snowballs can hurt you, just that she didn't tell me that they are useless here."

 

 

 

"Shouldn't have made snow fall on me...."

 

 

 

 

 

Not festive, but who cares?

 

 

 

 

 

"W00t! 90 Mage! Now I can tele to Demonic Ruins! Revenants are rare anyways..."

 

 

 

"JaGeX, I found a bug! The Revs can hi..."

 

 

 

Here's a JaGeX one:

 

 

 

 

Here lies Guy

 

Who told a lie

 

So we swung him in the gallows up high.

aah, home sweet home!!!

Examine Gravestone: I still have my dragonfire sheild :P

 

 

 

Examine gravestone: Stop reading me! :'(

 

 

 

Not that good, meh. \

 

 

 

:-$

Howabout...

 

It was going to be a fight to the death best 2 out of 3... But he cheated.