Suddenstrik0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 "Damn poison" or in the politically correct: "Darn poison" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreno89 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 -Here lies zorro, a guy who tried to keep a chinchompa as a pet R.I.P Moreno89 01-04167th to 99 hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n4h Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Here lies Agszza. Matter of fact you should be here, but... I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Sponge Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Here lies some guy who didn't have enough money to have his name carved into this. :D : Did you Know? 99% of sponges aren't made of sponge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I am what you will be. What you are, that's what I was. I want it! I want it! "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 IDK if someone else already said this but mine would be: Bless me and win 10M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicguy09 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 "i blame evil chickens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doradoswim Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 here's some others: "so THAT'S what that button is for...." "im jugex u n00b, blus my ghrave ar i bannn u 4evur!" "never mess with an angry mother-in-law" "take some advice: never call zamorak fat" "whoever killed me, im telling my mommy on you!" "this is why you don't lie to santa..." "well, reldo was right, i can't fly" "too much salad is bad for your health" "memo to self: pick up a loaf of bread and some lobster for supper tonite" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenmas Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 You examine the grave, and read: ''The last enemy to be defeated is death himself.'' And now my funny one: ''What is pink, and the excact size of a egg? You're brains that you're so stupid to take your time standing here reading this.'' And now, for my last one; You examine the grave.... And your getting shot by a ranger. KTHXBYE!.-Server Evreyone has a weakness.Some hate the light, some hate darkness.My weakness?People who start tickling me >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_de_b Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 My grave stone: "so, does this mean i'm dead?" or "I asked for pizza not poisen!" possibly "sorry,my party hats in here with me and it aint never coming out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_de_b Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Just thought of one "Not fair! i lagged" "if you read this for an hour, 10mil appears" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hevendor_Guy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I got NH'd. There's cake through here, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weraslolreee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Examine Gravestone: I'm not quite dead yet! 111 CombatI own in Guitar Hero :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maciarc Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Never PK with Leroy Jenkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 "Bless me please" PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho56 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 "Poor bugger got teamed" Snah? I, as well, feel all confused like one of those cakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfanbj Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 None of these are my own (and i'm not bothering to say who said what), I'm just picking out the best ones and in no particular order No Spoilers, I just hid some of them to lessen the length of my message. Some minor changes made and names replaced with [hide] Here's a great actual headstone from Tombstone, Arizona, ironically enough: Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a forty-four. No Les. No Moore. My brother went to hell and all i got was this gravestone Last words: "Hold my beer while I show you a trick" "Wanna know how to keep a noob busy? (See other side)" and on the other side...... "Wanna know how to keep a noob busy? (See other side)" Don't pee here pl0x [/hide] [hide] I only followed him because he promised me candy... If life is a joke, why I am not laughting Help keep the noob population down, Spay or Nuder your noob! Not interested in any post-death relationships You are reading this. In the time you have taken to read this, 60000 yew logs have been lost to autoers. 50 green dragons have died. 5 b3gg45 ch00bz have been wh4cked with t3h b4n h4mm4h And I will have no doubtedly come up behind and whack you with my rubber chicken for reading all of this Help, Trapped in gravestone factory [/hide] [hide] How was I supposed to know that somebody spilled arsenic on the cookies? Note to self: Don't try that again... When you said we would dine in hell, I didn't know you meant that literally... Hey, uhhh..could get the rest of my body? it's off to the right somewhere, i think... At least I get to rule the world when zombies take over Connection Lost... Please Attempting to Reestablish... I've totally got a hot blond down here [/hide] [hide] Note to self. Get a faster computer. It's just a tombstone. It's not like I'm right behind you right now with an axe ready to kill you or something. That would be silly. I was either runecrafting or doing a clue whilst you pked me; your mother must be proud AaaaaAAAH I fell on my keys! What do you mean duck? I don't see a duck... If the gravestone is a rockin' don't come a knockin' Only noobs examine gravestones [/hide] [hide] got served well this sucks Caution : Moose Crossing Here lies Cookie Monster OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! wow this new update is even worse then i thought (no comment) Hey, wanna do something real cool? Fix my gravestone. Yeah. Thanks. Brb. [/hide] [hide] Oh dear, I am dead. Dry clean only Note to self: don't hug the dragon Did I taste like chicken? here lies RWT (and the economy) so thats what the ditch and the warnings were talking about... While your reading this, I'm in Seers, hitting on your girlfriend... Thnx my lumby teleport had another 10min left 1 Emo down 929382 to go [/hide] [hide] Noobs kill each other, does that mean that TzTok-Jad is one? Never tell anyone what life gives you, cause life might of given then something crappy, and then they kill you for what you got Would you mind going 25 paces due north and collecting my hand, damn raccoons I poked the Chaos Elemental... I'm never doing that again :wall: If found, please return to , House Portal, < your world> (\__/) ( O.o )This is Bunny. ( > < )Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. [/hide] Yes, I know these are mine, but I think they're all still great (no generic/overused ones, except for one, but that's an actual quote...) If you've read my previous post, you can skip these, but there is one new one at the very beginning [hide] I can't feel my torso! It wasn't a spider... Remember, it's like ten bucks to get into heaven--remember to carry it, pretty crappy reason to be damned to hell for all eternity OH GOD MY SPINE! PUT IT BACK IN! PUT IT BACK IN! In my 37th zombie plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you! Today feels like a good day to die! Oh you effin camping [bleep]! I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive... Or, a cowboy! Church, I'm so glad you're here! Now, we get to be smithereens together! [/hide] Just in case you're wondering, I'm doing this cause I've got a writing portfolio to turn in for my expository writing class, and I really don't want to do it right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfanbj Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Here is my Wall Of Shame (well, it's not a wall, it's a post...) Most are just repeated way too much, others are just stupid If any of yours are used here, you should feel deep, deep shame. If any of yours are duplicates/mods of these here (except those noted in my last post), you should feel even deeper shame, you unoriginal [hide]bastards[/hide] Some small corrections made [hide]when you are done reading this gravestone it will explode which started 3 seconds ago happy death! Sorry, my party hats in here with me and it ain't never coming out Not fair! I lagged If you read this for an hour, 10 mil appears Examine Gravestone: Here lies (insert readerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s username) Pked whip, then I went on to lose 18 in a row. Was actually 17 in one day You're next.[/hide] [hide] Here lies . He died a very fateful death and he lost items that he probably didnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care about because he wanted to see what his gravestone would look like. HeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s thinking about getting that super dooper gravestone... he wonders how much it costs. "Is it tradable?" he ponders. Well hopefully he can make it with the smithing skill or something like that he thinks. Well maybe there could be some more updates on the gravestone... make it look prettier. If you've read this far then you're a saint with too much time and you are going to be killed in 5-4-3-2.......... Stop examining my gravestone right now! Get off my lawn. Here lies a noob that likes to pot, tele and pray You will pay for what you've DONEEEEE!! Behind you... a PKer! Ouch, that Abyssal Whip should hurt. But at least youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got company[/hide] [hide] Please move, you're standing on my face Here lies , PKed by whilst rune crafting. I'm behind you HELP ME! THE WORMS ARE EATING MY GUTS! But I can eat burnt food in real life! If I don't come back immediately to get my things, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t worry, Jagex gave me an hour to do it so I'll get around to it sometime. I didn't die, I stole this gravestone and set it up here[/hide] Just in case you're wondering (and didn't read my last post all the way through), I'm doing this cause I've got a writing portfolio to turn in for my expository writing class, and I really don't want to do it right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent1777 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Right Now..Im Dining....IN LUMBRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decebal Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 hmm... my jad one is a good one then :D . I got another one, not that good but still: "Phr33 bl355 pl0x!" Not that good though. Some others with Runescape Christmas Spirit: "Hey Mr. Snowman! Can I have your Dragon Full Helm?" "I listened to my Mom telling me that snowballs can hurt you, just that she didn't tell me that they are useless here." "Shouldn't have made snow fall on me...." Not festive, but who cares? "W00t! 90 Mage! Now I can tele to Demonic Ruins! Revenants are rare anyways..." "JaGeX, I found a bug! The Revs can hi..." Here's a JaGeX one: Here lies Guy Who told a lie So we swung him in the gallows up high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfanbj Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph_rosiek Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 aah, home sweet home!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustsrage Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Examine Gravestone: I still have my dragonfire sheild :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Examine gravestone: Stop reading me! :'( Not that good, meh. \ :-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellman199 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Howabout... It was going to be a fight to the death best 2 out of 3... But he cheated. (\_/) Hell Man 199 was banned wrongfully(o.O) <--This be Bunny... Bunny like cookies...(>< ) Add this to your sig so bunny can take over /_I_\ the world!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA*whispers* "I think he's evil..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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