December 7, 200718 yr Simple game, try and say an awesomer Chuck Norris fact than the one before. Try and make your facts clean and original not just ones that you've seen on sites like http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Chuck Norris is the reason no one messes with Texas. [hide=favorites!] nothing yet! [/hide]
December 7, 200718 yr Chuck Norris is why this thread already exists: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=707344 Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
December 19, 200718 yr http://chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html Have fun. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 21, 200718 yr chcuk norris can touch mc hammer OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
December 21, 200718 yr Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris. Old jokes are old.
December 21, 200718 yr Chuck Norris is so awesome it only took him all of his lifetime to realize he was a n00bert.
December 22, 200718 yr Old jokes are old. Classic jokes are funny funny jokes are funny classic jokes. :-k Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
December 22, 200718 yr Chuck Norris has complete control over America's legal system. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
December 28, 200718 yr there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live
January 1, 200818 yr - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. - Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter Also read my sig
January 2, 200818 yr The only reason that Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him up there...
June 14, 200818 yr chuck norris dosnt sleep he waits. OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
June 14, 200818 yr chuck norris can impregnate a wommen just by staring at her...he can also do that to men
June 14, 200818 yr Chuck Norris dosen't live on the Earth, The Earth lives on Him. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
June 14, 200818 yr Speaking of which, when Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
June 14, 200818 yr outer space exists only because its afraid to live on the same planet as chuck norris
June 18, 200818 yr wasn't there another one like this? chuck norris can roundhouse kick a corpse to death
June 23, 200818 yr Chuck Norris went to the Virgin islands one time...now they're just called the islands. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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