Big_Stingman Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 When Chuck Norris makes a 360 degree turn he doesn't move, but the earth makes a 360 degree spin. My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to harness the power of Chuck Norris's round house kick. They didn't even come close. With the rising cost of gasoline Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habits. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Chuck Norris can make this sentence seem funny. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammartin Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 All beings are inferior to CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 there is no skin behind Chuck's beard, only another fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior_B666 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 There is no such thing as a first time for Chuck Norris. [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 When the Boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 B.C. really means before Chuck Norris Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 the stone of jas is actually the only physical manistifation of approximately 1/10000 of a chuck norris roundhouse kick. The rest of the kick is the reason guthix is sleeping. ok...that one was too nerdy It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Chuck Norris does not jump, he only pushes the Earth away from himself. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 All Brad Pitt movies were originally turned down by Chuck Norris. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a full erection..... There were no survivors. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 When Chuck Norris pees, the stream of urine can weld titanium. When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, his foot travels so fast that it can go back in time and kill you yesterday. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. If Chuck Norris falls in a river, Chuck Norris doesn't get splashed, the river gets Chuck Norris'd. Mr. T pities the fool, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him. A person made Chuck Norris go on a rampage, it was called the Walker Texas: Chainsaw Massacre. Mr. T and Chuck Norris can't be in the same building, the combined awesomeness would cause it to explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Chuck Norris has won The Game twice. P.S. You all just lost The Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Chuck Norris does not fear the power of the Dark Side. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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