June 25, 200818 yr When Chuck Norris makes a 360 degree turn he doesn't move, but the earth makes a 360 degree spin. My blog
June 25, 200818 yr The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to harness the power of Chuck Norris's round house kick. They didn't even come close. With the rising cost of gasoline Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habits. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.
June 25, 200818 yr Chuck Norris can make this sentence seem funny. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
November 24, 200817 yr There is no such thing as a first time for Chuck Norris. [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide]
November 26, 200817 yr B.C. really means before Chuck Norris Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
December 1, 200817 yr the stone of jas is actually the only physical manistifation of approximately 1/10000 of a chuck norris roundhouse kick. The rest of the kick is the reason guthix is sleeping. ok...that one was too nerdy It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox
December 13, 200817 yr Chuck Norris does not jump, he only pushes the Earth away from himself. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
December 13, 200817 yr All Brad Pitt movies were originally turned down by Chuck Norris. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
December 13, 200817 yr Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a full erection..... There were no survivors. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
January 5, 200917 yr When Chuck Norris pees, the stream of urine can weld titanium. When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, his foot travels so fast that it can go back in time and kill you yesterday. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.
January 12, 200917 yr When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. If Chuck Norris falls in a river, Chuck Norris doesn't get splashed, the river gets Chuck Norris'd. Mr. T pities the fool, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him. A person made Chuck Norris go on a rampage, it was called the Walker Texas: Chainsaw Massacre. Mr. T and Chuck Norris can't be in the same building, the combined awesomeness would cause it to explode.
January 13, 200917 yr Chuck Norris does not fear the power of the Dark Side. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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