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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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WRONG GAME.

 

 

 

anyways, my cat's 2 years old. she;s an old lady. she's supposed to make me comfort and cudddle her in her old age!

 

 

 

why do peanuts make peanut butter? why not peanut oil?

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You make peanut butter by mixing peanuts and butter, and you make peanut oil by mixing peanuts and crude oil. Duh!

 

 

 

Why on earth is it so hard to keep track of which game is which?! Why?!?!

because you're a psycho.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is silver wits so mean?

She's not! :P

 

 

 

Why is RuneScape so delightfully addictive?

because it has cheese in it.

 

 

 

wait... this is stupid answer. *looks at psycho* grrrr

 

*looks at psycho's last answer*

 

 

 

why is psycho soooo mean!!!! :shock:

Because I don't like cheese!

 

 

 

If someone's actions are determined by their personality, and their personality is determined by the chemical makeup of their brains, and since no one has any control over how their brains were created, can you really blame anyone for their actions?

yes

 

 

 

did anyone just understand psycho?

Not a bit!

 

 

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and on one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

yes.

 

 

 

why does psycho ask yes/no/maybe questions?

Dunno!

 

 

 

Could the universe really go on forever? Wouldn't you reach the end of it eventually? And if it doesn't go on forever, what IS at the end? What's beyond the end?

the universe does not go on forever and forever. it ends. after that there is nothingness...

 

and... the universe is always expanding. soon some scientist, experimenting on the big bang theory.. will cause antimatter to collide with matter... and the universe will implode and then explode again.

 

 

 

[well it was a stupid answer.. it needs restructuring]

 

 

 

what do you think about my answeR?

It explains everything I need to know (Or wanted to...)

 

 

 

Why does both silver_wits and Psycho_Robot appear in like every Forum Game thread and repeatedly reply to each other?

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Break the Walls down!

Because there was a temporary, localized glitch in the system that only allowed Silver Wits and I to post replies to a number of threads in the Games forum. Either that or no one else wanted to reply, but that's not as likely (or as stupid) as the glitch.

 

 

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the oppositie of progress?

obviously. :shock:

 

 

 

Do you think psycho deserves to be in congress? :lol:

Hey, I can take a bribe, call it a "campaign contribution", and vote on whatever profits my "contributors" the most just as well as any of the other congressmen and senators can! Fortunately I'd be on vacation for most of the year, so my corruption wouldn't be noticed much by you, my valued constituents!

 

 

 

Do you think Psycho deserves to be president? (SAY YES AND YOU CAN BE MY VICE PRESIDENT!!!)

it would depend. Silver Wits is going to take over the world one day after all... maybe she;ll be the puppet master pulling the strings on the prezzy? 8-)

 

 

 

What do you think about puppets? :lol:

I've played with puppets! They're awesome, but only if you do something completely ridiculous with 'em!

 

 

 

Why do so many people think Reality Shows aren't scripted when its obvious that they are?

Dunno... the only really unscripted reality shows are the ones where you secretly tape someone witout their knowledge.

 

 

 

Why is Silver Wits smiling evilly at psycho's last answer?

Heck if I know!

 

 

 

Why is Silver Wits smiling evilly? :ohnoes:

Because she's thinking of making a prezident puppet and doing stuff to it. :shock: :?

 

 

 

Why are flowers never green?

Because green isn't as pretty as other colors!

 

 

 

Why was Futurama canceled? It was like the best show ever!

dunno

 

 

 

why isn;t green pretty?

It is but not for bees and other pollinators, they are attracted to colors high in ultraviolet light, something which green is not.

 

 

 

Was that answer too smart?

no

 

 

 

Is god real?

I am god. I am real. Therefore I am god and I am real.

 

 

 

Is the economy crashing?

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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