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Because they're suspicious you'll put them on america's funniest home videos.. even if you don't live in america... and... its probably from them watching too much TV... my cat should just read more... *forces kitty to read more*

 

 

 

Why can't cats wear glasses?

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well.. obviously not by bribing with catnip... it's by first ripping their fingernails and toenails out of their paws... then pulling all their teeth out...

 

then feeding the cat on a weak strain of cat formula.... and then the cat is too weak to get into the clothes...

 

either that or the cat loves wearing clothes...

 

and no self respecting cat would wear clothes...

 

clothes are for the unworthy humans. who are meant to worship me and bring me cat treats-- i mean bring the foolish human, Rachael's cat treats and worship the foolish human's cat.

 

 

 

Why do cats think they deserve to be worshipped?

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Cause I gave him cats.

 

 

 

Why do cats make good lulzs?

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

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