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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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Because I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul

 

 

 

That answer was too smart wasn't it?

Because I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul

 

 

That answer was too smart wasn't it?

 

 

 

What else could have been the answer?

36 cubic feet.

 

it's actually none. there's no dirt in a hole....

 

 

 

 

 

and stop asking rhetorical questions.... why do people like asking them? it's against the rules!

I know, but if I had said there was no dirt in the hole, that would have been a SMART answer ;)

 

 

 

Um...

 

 

 

Why do cell phones cause cancer?

cause there had to be some form of air cancer out there....

 

 

 

 

 

why can't I find a decent pic of me anywhere?

Because no one thinks any picture of them self is decent (I know I don't)

 

 

 

Why do cats always bite you when you rub their tummies?

Because they like their tails pulled.

 

 

 

 

 

why do cats like their tails pulled? :twisted:

The same reason you like to stretch out :lol:

 

 

 

Why are cats doing hilarious things 24/7, unless you have a camera pointed at them?

Because they're suspicious you'll put them on america's funniest home videos.. even if you don't live in america... and... its probably from them watching too much TV... my cat should just read more... *forces kitty to read more*

 

 

 

Why can't cats wear glasses?

Because they'd sell them for cat nip

 

 

 

Why do people dress cats up? And HOW?! My cats would NOT cooperate....

well.. obviously not by bribing with catnip... it's by first ripping their fingernails and toenails out of their paws... then pulling all their teeth out...

 

then feeding the cat on a weak strain of cat formula.... and then the cat is too weak to get into the clothes...

 

either that or the cat loves wearing clothes...

 

and no self respecting cat would wear clothes...

 

clothes are for the unworthy humans. who are meant to worship me and bring me cat treats-- i mean bring the foolish human, Rachael's cat treats and worship the foolish human's cat.

 

 

 

Why do cats think they deserve to be worshipped?

Ask the Egyptians :lol:

 

 

 

Wouldn't I make an awesome Egyptologist?

no.. however you would make an awesome proctologist....not that I know of this first hand of course....

 

 

 

Why are there stupid people out there that i have to bold my text so they wouldn't skip or misread my posts?

No it couldn't because Bob is busy being phpBB

 

 

 

Seriously isn't this phpBB, not interwebz? It even says so on the bottom of the page...

Nope

 

 

 

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Srsly wtf is interwebz?

a web that's not ultra.. cause if it was ultra it would be called ultrawebz.... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

Why is Psycho obsessed with cats?

Cause I gave him cats.

 

 

 

Why do cats make good lulzs?

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

Because cats are generally so adorably cute! They get away with anything.

 

 

 

Why do we have toes? (My girlfriend thinks they're completely ridiculous. She hates toes). :P

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So you can play "5 little piggies" with infants, of course!

 

 

 

Why do people fall for infomercials?

Because infomercials are accurate depictions of useful products.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is sliced bread the height that all new inventions must attain?

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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Because with sliced bread, you can make a sandwich with NO KNIFE AT ALL!!! Unless you have to slice the cheese, slice the meat, and/or spread the butter.

 

 

 

Why do I care so little?

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