Resonae Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Cuz ur dragon took a dump on him. Why is Omnitec bashing his/her head against a wall? MR. OCTOPUS BEARD DISAGREES! No, THAT's what she said. Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Read below.Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Read above. [hide=OMG DRAGON KITESHIELD IN-GAME!!!!] Never gonna give you up...[/hide]I cant use a chair, evidence that Lucien's men are sitting on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnitec Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Cuz ur dragon took a dump on him. Why is Omnitec bashing his/her head against a wall? Because its not easy being green ;) Why is this dudes nose so small? =P~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resonae Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 He doesn't have a nose. What is the meaning of meaning? MR. OCTOPUS BEARD DISAGREES! No, THAT's what she said. Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Read below.Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Read above. [hide=OMG DRAGON KITESHIELD IN-GAME!!!!] Never gonna give you up...[/hide]I cant use a chair, evidence that Lucien's men are sitting on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_arty Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 The fact that gives meaning to meanings within meanings everywhere. Why is the answer 42? [hide=My Dragcave stuff][/hide]Or maybe I don't have a rod lodged firmly in my anus.;)They're very scared of mickey mouse though. He's so stealthy, disneyland never saw him coming.If you were inquisitive enough to see what this actually said, put it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammartin Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Cause my unborn dragon says so why is there a dragon egg in my sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yerer0 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Because you put it there. Why does mass times volume equal density? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olenik2 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Cuz osmium is damn heavy!!!! Why does osmium tetroxide form a tetrahedal formation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 because a lolrus is angry it losts its bukkit! why is icanhascheezburger so funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogogopie Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 because cats r so 1337 that they make yourbrain do the disco Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Google is evil!Donut!I like pie!That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Because people like driving through picnics How do you make bbq sauce? It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Melt down a Barbeque. Add Soy sauce. Sprinkle some fries. Add some roasted squirrell. And then put it all in a MAN BLENDER(!!!) 100 + 100 = ? /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 1000 (its true if were doing binary) Why is there 26 letters in the alphabet? Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix2613 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Cause Americans are stupid and can only remember 26, unlike those silly chinese who know 1000's If you are running away from a cop and you go in your house and start taking a crap, does the cop have to wait for you to finish or does he arrest you on the toilet and take you away? woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 He takes a crap with you. What is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 To stop everyone else from being lonely. Why is the sky blue? [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Because the sky isn't blue. Why do people waste their lives playing stupid games on the internet? sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Because they can. What is the point of the Periodic Table of Elements? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 A; It has something like 10 points, one at each corner. Q; What is the second law of thermodynamics? Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Ambrose Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 To kill noobs who are hatin' teh nubs. Why didn't that make sense? My blogTwitterTwitch Stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Because the Floffelgagger just sucked your brains out through your ear. That's also why you can't hear out of your left ear and why you're dead. What is the average rotational speed of the planet mercury? Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I don't know, ask a scientist. What is Newton's third law of motion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 You put your left foot in and shake it all about. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz_knight Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 to poop on you why is the sea salty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 'Cause it just got dissed What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everthing? Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz_knight Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 42 why is there gravity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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