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Hey

 

I didnt make this game up, but its great fun if everyone gets involved

 

The rules of the game is that I start this by asking a smart question, then the next person responds with a wise-[wagon] or stupid answer. Then that person has to ask another intelligent question for someone else to give a stupid answer and ask a question. OK?

 

 

 

I'll start.

 

 

 

e.g.

 

Q:How are viscosity and density related

A: I believe they are distant Cousins

 

Okay, lets get started

 

Question:Why does the moon appear larger when it's closest to the horizon

 

 

 

 

 

Also dont forget to visit the brother thread: Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!! (1k posts)


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Answer: Because it's like that, and thats the way it is! << Run DMC song :)

 

 

 

Question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Answer: egg.i saw it fall out of heaven.

 

 

 

Question:how big is the internet


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Answer: 2500 liters

 

 

 

Question: When will the world end?

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To make room for *ahem* UR MUM!!11!!!11shift11!!!oneone11eleven!!!!

 

(no offence intended)

 

 

 

Why are mudkips so cute? <3:

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Answer because they put on Jiggilypuff costumes.

 

 

 

Question: What does E=MC2 stand for?


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Elephants = Movie Critics x 2

 

 

 

Is there life on other planets?


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A: Planets? Those huge triangle things that are glued to my door? I guess, lots on elephants on there. They like cake.

 

 

 

Q: Why is 666 the 'evil' number?


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Answer: Because its trying to roll away from me.

 

 

 

Question: Why do birds fly south for the winter.?


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To the north is a big wall that prevents them from flying there.

 

 

 

Why isn't it possible to convert tin to gold?


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Answer: Because I already converted all the gold convert able tin to gold.

 

 

 

Question: Why is it that the sunset is different every single evening?


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Answer: Because i went to the mall and bought some clothes.

 

 

 

Question: Why do dogs always want to eat my food?



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Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death.

 

 

 

Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )


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Because it has Self-esteem issues and wants to make a good impression

 

 

 

Why cant the moon be seen during the daytime?


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"Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'
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Answer: Because it's hiding, waiting for the right moment (aka, sunset). It'll get you when your least expecting it. You'll never be ready! 'memba I told you! (Wow, sorry about that, had a flash back of Alex from Big Brother...Please say somebody knows what im talking about!)

 

 

 

Question: Why do Jagex customer support use automated replies Alllllll the time?

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Because Jagex is actually a company of robot overlords. Bet ya didn't know that, huh?

 

 

 

Why don't I know what Earpy is talking about?


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Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death.

 

 

 

Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )

 

 

 

Lighting doesn't make a sound... Your confused with thunder.


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Answer: cuz he r 1337 and has a cat that name r being robert, with T spelled with 3 R's and 2 B's.

 

 

 

Why are there so many annoying kids here running around screaming?



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Answer: Because you have cookies.

 

 

 

Question: Why does Kingtygy not watch Big Brother?

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Answer: Because his big brother doesn't want him to watch other big brothers.

 

 

 

Question: Why the hell am i so cool?



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I Dont know, have you considered buying a jumper or a jacket?

 

 

 

How come G.W. Bush has been Elected so many times ?


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"Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'
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Answer: He keeps getting re-elected because he has 99 hunter.

 

 

 

Question: Why do dogs always chase their tails?

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Because The evil man john the longface who has face that really isn't long inserted a bag of french fries in their tails. That's why! How do you like that?!

 

 

 

Question: My brother stinks at Guiter Hero. What should i do?



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