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Hey

I didnt make this game up, but its great fun if everyone gets involved

The rules of the game is that I start this by asking a smart question, then the next person responds with a wise-[wagon] or stupid answer. Then that person has to ask another intelligent question for someone else to give a stupid answer and ask a question. OK?



I'll start.




e.g.

Q:How are viscosity and density related

A: I believe they are distant Cousins


Okay, lets get started

Question:Why does the moon appear larger when it's closest to the horizon





Also dont forget to visit the brother thread: Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer!! (1k posts)
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Answer: Because it's like that, and thats the way it is! << Run DMC song :)



Question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Answer: egg.i saw it fall out of heaven.



Question:how big is the internet
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Answer: 2500 liters



Question: When will the world end?

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Answer: When I feel like destroying it.



Question: Why is the universe so big?
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To make room for *ahem* UR MUM!!11!!!11shift11!!!oneone11eleven!!!!

(no offence intended)



Why are mudkips so cute? <3:

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Answer because they put on Jiggilypuff costumes.



Question: What does E=MC2 stand for?
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Elephants = Movie Critics x 2



Is there life on other planets?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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A: Planets? Those huge triangle things that are glued to my door? I guess, lots on elephants on there. They like cake.



Q: Why is 666 the 'evil' number?
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Because after 7 ate 9 three 6's grouped together and took out 7.



Why does the Earth spin?

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Answer: Because its trying to roll away from me.



Question: Why do birds fly south for the winter.?
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To the north is a big wall that prevents them from flying there.



Why isn't it possible to convert tin to gold?
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Answer: Because I already converted all the gold convert able tin to gold.



Question: Why is it that the sunset is different every single evening?
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Answer: Because i went to the mall and bought some clothes.



Question: Why do dogs always want to eat my food?


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Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death.



Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )
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Because it has Self-esteem issues and wants to make a good impression



Why cant the moon be seen during the daytime?
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Answer: Because it's hiding, waiting for the right moment (aka, sunset). It'll get you when your least expecting it. You'll never be ready! 'memba I told you! (Wow, sorry about that, had a flash back of Alex from Big Brother...Please say somebody knows what im talking about!)



Question: Why do Jagex customer support use automated replies Alllllll the time?

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Because Jagex is actually a company of robot overlords. Bet ya didn't know that, huh?



Why don't I know what Earpy is talking about?
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Because they're plotting against you, and want to starve you to death.



Why is lightning so loud? (Just had a severe lightning storm here :ohnoes: )




Lighting doesn't make a sound... Your confused with thunder.
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Answer: cuz he r 1337 and has a cat that name r being robert, with T spelled with 3 R's and 2 B's.



Why are there so many annoying kids here running around screaming?


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