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A: Beat good into him with a drum set....then kill him.

 

 

 

Q: Is it possible to swim in pudding?


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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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A: Depends if you like it stirred or strained.

 

 

 

Q: Why is Firefox like the best web browser ever?


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Because it is.

 

 

 

 

 

Question: What?


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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

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I love camels.

 

 

 

Question: How should i burn down my house?



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A: just look at it.

 

 

 

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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A: None

 

 

 

Q: What is 1+1?



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how do you know ? Blue is just a word. It could be commonly mistaken for something like purple.

 

 

 

Why does :ugeek: look like Evil_mumm_raa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Guys 1+1 isnt a smart question >.>


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Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals...

"Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'
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So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. (family guy \' )

 

 

 

why do some men have boobs? :-X


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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

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Because now even men can get pregnant ( well He/She/Whatever used to be a she) (kind of confusing if you ask me....)

 

 

 

Why wont you give me a smart answer?


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A. Because the title told me not to.

 

Q.Why are Ninjas sugar free?


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A: because sensie says sugar is the work of shredder - teenage mutant ninja turtles enemy.

 

 

 

q: Why am i such a geek :geek: that rocks \' ?


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A: Because i killed your parents and ate them.

 

 

 

Q: Why cant i find any Iron Maiden CDs here in USA?



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Because iron maiden is a name of a tree =D

 

 

 

 

 

If there is a sound in a forest and no one is there, does anyone hear it?


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A: Well it depends on if you count trees, bushes, flower etc.. as anyone. I do so I would say yes.

 

 

 

Q: How can someone survive on universe juice?


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A sound doesn't have ears.

 

 

 

Why don't humans have 4 belly's?

 

 

 

Too late -.-


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Answer: I'll answer that with a rhetorical question. Why should humans have 4 bellys?

 

 

 

Question: What is a rhetorical question? (btw, this is a rhetorical question)


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A: Something that aliens invented.

 

 

 

Q: How should i take over the world?



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...you should kill yourself, get revived as a ghost..and use your ghost powers to revive hitler...

 

 

 

 

 

What is this?


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A:That is space duuuuh!

 

Q:Why is the meaining of the universe 42?


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Answer: Because if it was 43, that would just be stupid.

 

 

 

Question: Why do they call a millipede a millipede when it doesn't have nowhere near a million legs?

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A: Because my dog (Which i dont have) ate raw Chicken.

 

 

 

Q: Why is my mouse so slow?



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Answer: Because it's dead.

 

 

 

My question: Is anyone going to give a smart answer to this question?


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A: No, cuz purple elefants r after me, tbh..

 

 

 

Q: Can someone give me some ideas for good questions?



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