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Q: What is Murphy's law?

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A: Anything that fail will so that means everything eventually will fail.

 

Q: How dose this make you feel?: :mrgreen:

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this doesntdose me at all ? i found it hard to swallow.

 

 

 

How come so many people have bad spelling

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Because they're spell checkers are plotting against them.

 

 

 

What is the square root of 3.14? or Pie

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Its 69.

 

 

 

Who invented the first plane?

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Answer : Me

 

 

 

Question : Why does 1 + 1 not = 3?

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A:If it did my pie would explode.

 

 

 

Q:When will we reach Mars and live there?

A: after everyone dies

 

 

 

Q: What is the limit of U as I soar over infinity!

 

(I think he's saying he's better than you, I'm not sure...)

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Yes, I like cabbage with mint sauce.

 

 

 

How does one design a website?

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A. You design it on photoshop and print it out; then you glue the paper to your screen.

 

 

 

Q. How do I learn to play the drums?

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A: You hit the post and pans with sticks \'

 

 

 

Q: Explain this:

 

 

 

There is one barber in a town. Everyone goes to that barber. He has a sign in the window that says:

 

 

 

Everyone in town will come to me and will not shave himself. No exceptions.

 

 

 

So someone was walking along the road one day and the sign caught her eye. She went in and told him that his rule contradicts itself. She tells him that when he wants to shave himself, he can't go to him without shaving himself. He took the sign down.

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Set your beard on fire!

 

 

 

How old is Chuck Norris?

 

 

 

P.S. I don't get that riddle like thing. Someone explain?

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If the Sign says that everyone in town will go to the barber to shave and they CAN NOT shave themselves, the lady who went to the barber to tell him his sign was contradictory saying that when the barber wants to shave he can't shave himself and has to go to himself to get a shave. Which is contradictory. He took the sign down.

 

 

 

I hope I made it clear to you... Its a pretty silly riddle.

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A: D Jay99, How old is the Earth? Does that answer your question?

 

( :lol: Ah, ya gotta love the occasional Chuck Norris joke)

 

 

 

Q: So, If a person walks up to you and says that they will shoot you if you say a true statement or stab you if you say something false and you say: "So i'm going to get stabed", what happens to you?

 

You see, if you say that you're going to get stabbed, that would be false, but seeing as it's false, that means you will get stabbed making it true, and false, and so on, and yeah, you get the point.

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A: One fish, two fish. \'

 

 

 

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(pi)*453+102-Fish/Route66

 

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Infinity/928*Brownie+DOOM

 

 

 

Good luck ::'

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6,66*10^8(Brownie-(DOOM*DOOM)) - 69. I think.

 

 

 

How old is the earth?

 

Don't say the earth is as old as Chuck Norris :D

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A:Pie is good.

 

 

 

Q:How do you condense DOOM into a laser?

 

No, seriously.

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With pieces of tomato, drowned in the sauce of a hundred rutabegas and topped with whipped mayonnaise.

 

 

 

How do you put out a grease fire?

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Why does i hate mudkipz?

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A: 'cuz they ate your uncles ex-wifes brother.

 

 

 

Q: Why is why Spell W-H-Y?


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Why?

 

 

 

Why is a platypus a mammal?

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A:They are no fish! ::'

 

 

 

Q:Who invented the rubber band?

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Ah, yes, that's an interesting story.... You see, way back when, there was a music band, called The Rubber Band. You see, they needed something to use to keep their um..... awesome music together, so one of them invented... the rubber band, and named it after them. :) Yup, that's how it happened.

 

 

 

What is the meaning of life? (Don't say Chuck Norris!)

Penguin Power!

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^The last great war of the Wilderness....

Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....

A: Jack Morris.

 

 

 

Q: Why does blue + yellow become green?


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