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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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yep, because snake has nothing better to do with his time.

 

 

 

Does a question about snake from the metal gear series qualify as a smart question?

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In Captain Falcon's brain yes.

 

 

 

What would happen if 2 Falcon Punches collided, 2 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks collided, and a Falcon Punch and a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick collided?

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I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

They would both be erased from human memory.

 

 

 

 

 

Can I get a smart question next time?

The Mario side of my brain says "Woo Hoo!". The Captain Falcon side of my brain says

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Is the Street Fighter cartoon bad?

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I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

No it pwns! (actually I have seen it before it it sucks IMO)

 

 

 

Can I please get a smart question?

No, cuz your brain r liek this [ ] and mai brain r liek this [~~~~]

 

 

 

How does one constipate and have diahorrea at the same time?

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Break the Walls down!

Because you're the one asking them.

 

 

 

How come i answered his STUPID question? :wall:

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Because your an idiot like the rest of us.

 

 

 

Now why am I even browsing this forum?

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Because your an idiot like the rest of us.

 

 

 

Why did Microsoft stop supporting XP?

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

Because Chuck norris said he'd stop hiding under their beds.

 

 

 

What is a smart question?

Inferior Super Power.

 

 

 

How do you get powdered milk? I mean, milk is a liquid...but the powder is a solid...so...?

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

You de-pulverize it :lol:

 

 

 

How do you get a super power?

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You eat me whole, alive and raw.

 

 

 

Is runescape fun?

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nope

 

 

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well duh, since thar no1 thar. It dosent maek soundz.

 

 

 

Is me answering a question in "Leet" form cool?

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Break the Walls down!

duh cuz 1337 is teh pwnz0rs

 

 

 

If train A leaves the monkey butt face at 2:00 pm, and it is a caca train, when does it crash?

Owing to the fact the moon isnt purple, he crashes just after tea-time.

 

 

 

Your paddling up a tree in your canoe, when one of your wheels falls off. At thi rate, how many pancakes will it take to reach Mars?

0 i will eat them all.

 

 

 

 

 

why is runescape called runescape?

because neopets was taken

 

 

 

Why eleven, not eleventeen?

oh i dont know? why not twelve tenn and tenteen and why not twentyteen?

 

 

 

 

 

why are there so many smileys? <3: :thumbdown: :thumbup: :ohnoes: \' ::' :thumbsup: -.- :-# :D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :x :P

Because your not on decaf.

 

 

 

Why isnt he on decaf?

Starbucks was out of it.

 

 

 

What does snot taste like?

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Candy!

 

 

 

Why didnt he ask a smart question?

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