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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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Because we came from hairy animals.

 

 

 

Why does the :thumbsup: have 2 thumbs up, but only 2 mouth. :P

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This is my 3rd day of new character. Pretty awesome eh?

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so that we would not be able to:

 

open mouth insert right foot. close mouth.

 

open mouth, insert left foot. close mouth.

 

 

 

Why do some people like biting their toenails?

so that we would not be able to:

 

open mouth insert right foot. close mouth.

 

open mouth, insert left foot. close mouth.

 

 

 

Why do some people like biting their toenails?

 

 

 

good source of calcium

 

 

 

Is there really a Jagex conspiracy against Runescape?

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elves are hot!!!!!!!!!

 

[hey! they said stupid answer!]

 

 

 

When are people going back to school?

When school starts.

 

 

 

Why do Cows like to be milked.

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This is my 3rd day of new character. Pretty awesome eh?

I'm not going to go into that one... :shock: Just watch "Family guy" episodes pertaining to cows.

 

 

 

Which is coolest elf: a high elf (not drug high), blood elf, night elf, forest elf, crystal elf, swamp elf, or a snow elf?

 

high: look humanoid with human-like features and point ears going up

 

blood: the abandoned version of a high elf

 

night: elves with white eyes, purple or blue skin, and long ears going out to the sides instead of up

 

forest: usually have strange marking on the face but elves in LLetya can be considered forest elves

 

crystal: any elf living in Prffindias

 

swamp: usually have brown hair with pointed, but not long ears, and half strange markings all along their body

 

snow: white complexion with red eyes, basically albinos

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a red hippo elf.

 

 

 

 

 

how many flying gorillas exist?

Way too many.

 

 

 

Why is this topic still alive?

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Because of people like you and me.

 

 

 

Why do people ask stupid questions?

to make themselves feel smart

 

 

 

 

 

what comes after 5?

99 Hunter - November 1st, 2008

99 Cooking -July 22nd, 2009

99 Firemaking - July 29th, 2010

99 Fletching - December 30th, 2010

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Why do people get obsessed about Caramelldansen?

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Because there are really aliens.

 

 

 

Do you believe in aliens?

Yes because I saw them on south park

 

 

 

Where do babies come from?

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

That question has been asked countless times.

 

 

 

Why is this devil sad when he rules the underworld? :evil:

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Becaue pureprayer doesnt wannna go out wid him :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

Why am I wearing red today?

Because red is the colour of blood, and you like cutting your wrists.

 

 

 

why does E = mc2?

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I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage

It dosent. E = MC^2 (Sorry, that was just boiling in my head)

 

 

 

What is the name of the job where people put the little plastic tips onto shoelaces?

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Break the Walls down!

It has no name because those people don't exist.

 

 

 

What is the cure for boredom?

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playing with your toenails. painting them. neon green.

 

 

 

Why did I put my glow in the dark nail polish? #-o

Somewhere where the sun don't sign

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do I sometimes sleep until 4:00pm

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Because you've probably been up till 4-6am. if you haven't then... you need to get a doc...

 

oh.. wait.. stupid answer?

 

um... because you're lazy!!!!!!! :D

 

 

 

why isn;t there a lazy level in runescape?

A: Because I took it for myself and never gave it back.

 

 

 

Q: What is the significance of the western world's philosophy on morality based on Biblical standards versus the middle-eastern side of the world where it is based on their own specific religion for the area?

 

 

 

 

 

Knowing complicated but interesting questions is always a big win. :thumbsup:

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A: It makes people angry at each other for not believing the same thing.

 

 

 

Q: Why is it that every time I throw a crumpled up ball of paper, my cat runs after it?

Because your cat's not lazy. she/he/it knows it has to work for its kitty litter, catchow, and a warm body to curl into when it's cold.

 

 

 

 

 

why is it that my cat would prefer to die in the cold than snuggle with me? :?

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