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The second coolest number in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

Why was the Roman battle strategy superior to that of the Greeks?

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Cuz the romans totally pwn the greek's noob [wagon]

 

 

 

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore is an example of...?

As far as a woman can get in the business industry.

 

 

 

1 u c2 = (1.66054 × 10-27 kg) × (2.99792 × 108 m/s)2

 

= 1.49242 × 10-10 kg (m/s)2 = 1.49242 × 10-10 J (Joule)

 

× (1 MeV / 1.60218 × 10-13 J)

 

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A good excuse for aspirine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why are there people who believe in a godlike creature?

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Because they dig people with huge beards.

 

 

 

How many lines of code went into writing the Tip.it website? Hint: ITS OVER 9000!

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More than the amount of monkeys you need to rewrite Shakespeare.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do we see blue as blue and not green?

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'cause I say so.

 

 

 

What is the origin of memes?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

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The P1G5 took over the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can nothing come from nothing?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

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What?!?!11oneone?!?! Noooo0o0000o!!!!111one1!!!exclamation!

 

 

 

What's the United State's current national debt?

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Since Chuck Norris is from the U.S.A. they have no debt, only pain.

 

 

 

 

 

If god exists then why has no one seen a trace of him/her in 1000 years?

Its not easter yet so he has been reborn yet

 

 

 

 

 

How come docters always tell u to open widE?

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They're checking for tongue gnomes, deadly if left untreated.

 

 

 

How fast does bamboo grow?

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Too slow for anyone to care about it.

 

 

 

 

 

What forces govern the course of history?

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There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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THE CAPS LOCK KEY

 

 

 

How do computers work?

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How do computers work?

 

By smashing it to bits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What prompted me to go back and find where I had asked that very same question, quote my asking of said question and then quote the folling person's answer to said question?

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in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Because you wanted me to die a little on the inside.

 

 

 

How don't computers work?

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Because you wanted me to die a little on the inside.

 

 

 

How don't computers work?

 

 

 

 

 

if there mac's :ugeek:

 

 

 

How come pizza places charge more per each topping?

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By not smashing it to bits. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the definition of "computer?"

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

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Magik box which dun make flashes and beeps.

 

 

 

What is the definition of "definition"?

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Definition.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people lie?

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There are only 10 types of people

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binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Magik box which dun make flashes and beeps.

 

 

 

What is the definition of "definition"?

 

 

 

 

 

An excuse to make up a new word

 

 

 

 

 

How can You can wake up dead if your asleep?

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Because the witch that weighed the same as a duck, which floats like wood and means that said witch was made of wood, said so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people lie?

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in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Because it's a hell of a lot easier than telling the truch, oh wait, I mean eating an elephant.

 

 

 

Why do people hate Captain Falcon so much that he got eliminated?

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Beacuse he screams worse then my sister

 

 

 

Why are people amazed by flashing lights

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Because they're so purty.

 

 

 

 

 

Why don't I like it when people follow the rules exactly like they're supposed to?

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binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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