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The second coolest number in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

Why was the Roman battle strategy superior to that of the Greeks?

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There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

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As far as a woman can get in the business industry.

 

 

 

1 u c2 = (1.66054 × 10-27 kg) × (2.99792 × 108 m/s)2

 

= 1.49242 × 10-10 kg (m/s)2 = 1.49242 × 10-10 J (Joule)

 

× (1 MeV / 1.60218 × 10-13 J)

 

=Fill in this blank

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The P1G5 took over the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can nothing come from nothing?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Too slow for anyone to care about it.

 

 

 

 

 

What forces govern the course of history?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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How do computers work?

 

By smashing it to bits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What prompted me to go back and find where I had asked that very same question, quote my asking of said question and then quote the folling person's answer to said question?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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By not smashing it to bits. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the definition of "computer?"

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binary and those who don't.

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Definition.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people lie?

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in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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try: command not found

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Because the witch that weighed the same as a duck, which floats like wood and means that said witch was made of wood, said so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people lie?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Because it's a hell of a lot easier than telling the truch, oh wait, I mean eating an elephant.

 

 

 

Why do people hate Captain Falcon so much that he got eliminated?

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Because they're so purty.

 

 

 

 

 

Why don't I like it when people follow the rules exactly like they're supposed to?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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