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Only when I have a remote that needs controlling.

 

 

 

Who invented the internet?

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Al Gore, of course. :lol: For those who are curious, click here to learn about how the internet was invented and who was responsible

 

 

 

 

 

How is it that one of the most powerful people in the world could be so dumb?

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Thats easy! what was the question again?

 

 

 

 

 

how many bicycles are the in Beijing?

Definitely 9001 bikes.

 

 

 

Is hacking a Nintendo Wii the best idea ever?

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Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.

I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0

only if no-one has had a better one

 

 

 

whats the smartest question ever been asked?

"Got Milk?"

 

 

 

Is it worth living if you don't enjoy life?

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Live organ donors are highly sought after so i guess yes!

 

 

 

Why am I spending more time playing forums games than runescape?

Rick-Rolling all the world leaders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What makes something funny?

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You stuff as many internet memes into it as you can and bake for 30 mins at 450 degrees.

 

 

 

Why do whales migrate?

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To decrease their chances of getting Rick-Rolled.

 

 

 

 

 

How does a capacitor work?

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Yo mama.

 

 

 

How much energy does the Hadron Collider use in 1 cycle?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

It wears makeup 8-)

 

 

 

How do calculators work?

BOO

You push the button thingey and it eats part of the calculator and pukes up numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

Is the zombie apocalypse truly a possibility?

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Yes, if you are the zombie.

 

 

 

What is the lowest age anywhere to have a driver's license?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you were to take an infinite number of derivatives of a polynomial equation, what number would eventually become the answer and, once the answer once, continue to be the answer as you kept taking derivatives?

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Yo mama.

 

 

 

Why do watch batteries last so long?

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Because they are secretly planning to kill the Energizer Bunny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What are all the different things that might cause a flash drive to just randomly stop working?

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A ride on a rollercoaster.

 

 

 

Who is the richest man on Earth?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Peter Pan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why did Obama nominate Sonia Sotomayor to take Souter's seat on the SCOTUS?

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Because Senor Obama's got the hots for Senora Sotomayor.

 

 

 

 

 

What is the solution to the world's current economic crisis?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

ZOMBIES!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How do lava lamps work?

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Tiny imps run on hamster wheels to power them.

 

 

 

What does E=MC^2 stand for?

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