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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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because Bees like honey.

 

 

 

Can a flower self-pollinate?

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Only if it's got a bottle of hand lotion handy. ;)

 

 

 

What's the cube root of 64?

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Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D

 

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how many barnacles are there in the sea?

One. I think?

 

 

 

How did the Big Bang happen?

Some idiot was playing with the banhammer and accidently dropped it.

 

 

 

Why is it that some wireless devices do not support wpa?

Because wpa isn't made of cheese.

 

 

 

Why don't phones get service far underground?

because they are afraid of the dark.

 

 

 

just what is a banhammer and may i have one?

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Questcape first achieved: Sept 20, 2009
99 agility march 11th 2010

99 Magic - some point in 2012

A hammer that was banned from the union and is now out for revenge...No

 

 

 

 

 

Is mr pibb and dr peper the same drink?

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What ever gave you that idea?

 

 

 

Why do all overly complex SAT math questions equal 1?

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How many fingers am i putting up?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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1 ,,!,,(-.-)

 

 

 

Cake or pie?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

That's not a smart question. You want the other thread.

 

 

 

Why is it impossible to divide by zero?

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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The cake vs. pie is a smart question (what makes one better than the other), and you cant divide by zero because I say so. (The SMART answer would be that people smarter then us say so :D)

 

 

 

Why is it that in American society we live in huge numbers in cities but we find it odd to converse with new, unmet people?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Teh care bears r controllin are mindsssssssssss.

 

 

 

Explain why 321 said "cake or pie" when what he meant was "Which is better and why; cake or pie?"

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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to mess with your feeble and mortal brain so that your response shall be used in his mind control via internet machinecontraption

 

 

 

Why is the Runescape "emblem" a sword?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Beacuse The Fcc censored A gun emblem

 

 

 

How did the simpsons last so many seasons?

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teh fat yellow man is :lol:

 

 

 

Why is the average person more afraid of public speaking than death?

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Because public speaking often=death

 

 

 

Why are more people afraid of big open spaces than tight enclosed ones?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

More people can see you have sex in a bigger space than a small space.

 

 

 

Who am I?

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genius answer:Z0mg jooo are da light of ma life

 

 

 

Dumb questions:You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, its raining

 

heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people

 

waiting for a bus:

 

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once

 

saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

 

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

 

there could only be one passenger in your car?

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The poor, poor cat under the bus seat...

 

 

 

What is Pi to the 100th number?

  • 3 weeks later...

A different number.

 

 

 

How many desimals will pi have when we finaly manage to find the entire number?

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

OVER 9000

 

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Why is the man in the above picture angry?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Because his headset said something about his mother.

 

 

 

What are black holes made of?

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

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