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Excitement = Massive Cabbage on crack.

 

 

 

 

 

What, besides living creatures, that doesn't use a computer(s) in some way.

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in this world: those who understand

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Blueberries.

 

 

 

Why wasn't the last Ottoman siege of Vienna in 1683 successful?

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Retired from runescape. I will be on every now and then though. :)

Excitement = Massive Cabbage on crack.

 

 

 

 

 

What, besides living creatures, that doesn't use a computer(s) in some way.

 

 

 

I was lurking in this forum after studying when I found this fundamental formula. I lol'ed and lol'ed and lol'ed, oh boy.

 

 

 

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The chocolate pies made the invaders obese.

 

 

 

What is the limit of sin (x)/x when x tends to zero?

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Blogs are dead

x^2 + y^2

 

 

 

 

 

I was lurking in this forum after studying when I found this fundamental formula. I lol'ed and lol'ed and lol'ed, oh boy.

 

I'm glad you liked it. It actually took me a couple minutes to think of that. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

What makes something funny?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

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This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

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When my Biology teacher Laughs at it. He be serious.

 

 

 

What is a polymer?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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A polygon that can't spell.

 

 

 

Why were there new inventions at the start of the Industrial Revolution?

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Because the almighty lolcat was born back then, giving free cheeseburgers to whoever had a good invention in mind (James Watt for example).

 

 

 

Which catalyst is tipically used in the production of Sulphuric Acid?

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Brain fluid is commonly used.

 

 

 

Why does the bank charge you for not having enough money in your account?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Because they have a money monster in the back room and have to feed him somehow.

 

 

 

 

 

How long is the Wall of China?

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binary and those who don't.

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As long as SirEatAlot's belt.

 

 

 

What is the electronic configuration for a stable Vanadium atom?

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My face.

 

 

 

 

 

What is the purpose for RAM modules in computers?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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in this world: those who understand

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This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

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Their only purpose is inside their horns.

 

 

 

Why is the sky blue?

Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..

Because God doesn't like pink and purple pokadots.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do humans like music?

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Because they're deaf.

 

 

 

Why did dinosaurs die?

Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem..

Because Elvis Presley got annoyed that they were drowning out his music and killed them all with a microphone.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is the human brain so powerful?

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:ohnoes: .

 

 

 

#-o ?

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"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

I assume the question is: Why do I fail so much? In which case the answer is: because you looked in the mirror.

 

 

 

Why do people get so attached to such wierd things as memes?

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Because in Soviet Russia, memes get attacked to you!

 

 

 

Why is snow cold?

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Because the only way for it to bite you is via frostbite.

 

 

 

 

 

What changes to the Greek style of fighting did Alexander the Great make that allowed him to conquer all that land?

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He introduced mudkips.

 

 

 

Why is the Atomic Bomb so dangerous?

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Because it haz big splosionz and goes boom!

 

 

 

 

 

Why does history repeat itself?

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Well, it started doing that with a keg of beer, some bananas and a lot of imagination... I won't go into the details.

 

 

 

 

 

Why are (most) cats scared of dogs?

Many believe that the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens was a catostrophic geological event, in reality it was the day that Jimi Hendrix returned to Earth from the next world and actually stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.

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because cats don't like sniffed butts O_O

 

 

 

why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they're made from beef?

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Because secretly, they're not made of beef.

 

 

 

Why are Coke so awesome?

Because that's a stupid question in a game where you're supposed to ask smart questions.

 

 

 

Let me rephrase it in such a way that it becomes a smart question:

 

 

 

What is it about the chemical composition of Coke and the way taste buds work that makes it (Coke) such a delicious drink?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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