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Because rules are meant to be broken, or in some cases, beaten to a pulp and left for dead.

 

 

 

What was the name of the first Atomic bomb?

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That dude with the face who's always at that one place.

 

 

 

 

 

What is the "highest good?"

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Well, obviously you made a typo and meant to say the highest Goon. And that would be me.

 

 

 

Why can't homeless people find jobs?

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ofcause dai ees haz no haumz so day caenoot ate daer cheekans.

Wuuh? Im finding it really hard to answer your question for some reason...um.... oh wait I got it, jelly donuts.

 

 

 

Why am I finding it so hard to not post in the "Guess who is going to post below you" thread?

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Because your insanity is catching up to you and you will soon turn into a homicidal freak. :shock: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why am I still awake even though it's late and I really should get some sleep?

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0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Because you're having waaaay too much fun cruising the games forum with me.

 

 

 

Why am I playing barb assault despite the fact I have all the armor pieces, maxed all roles, and have done so many high gambles I know they're pointless?

 

 

 

IM NOT ADDICTED!@! WHO SAID THAT?>!@$?

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Because you fail at other things? *after saying that runs away to not to get hit*

 

 

 

How many books are there in the world?

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My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...

Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.2008

29062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009

Over 9000!!!

 

 

 

What causes a star to explode?

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Cuz that's as high as Jagex can count.

 

 

 

How many atoms could fit in the dot above this i?

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Over 300!

 

 

 

Why are bananas yellow?

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Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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'Cause spongebob wanted to.

 

 

 

How many left-handed people are there?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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Blogs are dead

Not many left \'

 

 

 

Y should i buy coke lime when i an buy a reguler coke and squeeze my own lime into it

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Because coke kills your pets.

 

 

 

Why am I so cool? I am cool, no denying that, but why?

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Because you rickroll people.

 

 

 

Why do I think Woodcutting is awesome?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

Because woodcutting is awesome.

 

 

 

What's the summation of the inverse of X squared when X starts at 0 and approaches infinity?

Its a number

 

 

 

What makes a song remember able

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Why do some people fail to ask a question when doing is clearly part of the game?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Cuz they're too busy pickin der noses

 

 

 

What isn't covered under my health insurance?

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if u stick ur manhood in a convoyer belt they wunt pay for the replacement of the machine and your thingeh.

 

 

 

Why when you try to be friendly with ppl they act as jerks?

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Because friends are like poison to them.

 

 

 

Why dont well all fall off the Earth due to the ridiculous speed it travels around the sun at?

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because you are to fat too fall off the earth

 

 

 

Why is Jimmyw3000 a noob?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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cuz he r1t3s liek dis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How old was Alexander the Great when he died?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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