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At what speed does Saturn spin?

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At the same speed a coin does when you flick it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is binary?

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There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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Rick Astley is

 

 

 

 

 

whats the meaning of life?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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God, duh. ::'

 

 

 

Do these philosophical questions really count as "smart"?

*resists urge to answer with a paragraph about philosophy and/or another philosophical question*

 

 

 

Yes, because this dude -> :thumbsup: told me so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What form of martial arts is the oldest?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Chuck Norris

 

 

 

Who will discover the cure for cancer?

Bob Sagget. Don't ask me what made me think of this answer because I seriously don't know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much faster is the human brain at prossessing information in comparison to the world's greatest super-computer?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL, DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

 

 

Who is the owner of Tip.It?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Your mum.

 

 

 

What's the point of neutrons in an atom?

CAKE!!!

 

 

 

How many miles away is the moon from the earth?

Miles? Who uses miles?! Are you talking about The Green Mile? Why a mile? Why didn't you asked how many nanometers away it is? Then i could have answered! And in nautical terms it would be 3.

 

 

 

How many MOSFET devices can you fit into a toothpaste tube?

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Why does Jagex dumb down such an awesome game thanks to immature kiddies that deserve to get banned?

cuz teh immiture kiddiez talkz leik tis an they b using teh mind controlz on jagix.

 

 

 

how do you count to infinity?

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asking a mathmetic nerd

 

 

 

What is Runescape?

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Run-Escape is a 64-bit cartridge game made for the Sega Genesis where the point was to run and escape from zombies.

 

 

 

What will I have for breakfast next Saturday?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I declare hax!!! OMFG teh end is (0lVl1n'. :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Is there life besides ours in the universe?

Yeah, didn't you watch the star wars movies?

 

 

 

If you were given a chance to forever be happy but you had to sit in a box for the rest of eternity, would you do it?

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Only if the box had cable TV.

 

 

 

People who believe in a God believe the universe to have been created by him, then who created God?!

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I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage

Who cares?! Seriously, though, you should learn some theology; Christians believe that God has always been and always will be.

 

 

 

 

 

What causes ignorance?

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binary and those who don't.

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$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

the interwebs

 

 

 

why is the internet full of trolls

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Well when a man and a women love each other very much... they decide "l34l33 l_375 5p41\/1 73h i1\173l21/\13l35" Wow that's annoying to type out.

 

 

 

What really did kill the dinosaurs?

a fire burned ina big hole and they all ran into it

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What really did kill the dinosaurs?

 

 

 

Aliens

 

 

 

What is the capital of Uruguay?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

That one place with the dude that has a really ugly face.

 

 

 

 

 

When and where was the world's first cloned camel born?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

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france when fashion was born

 

 

 

 

 

what are the main effects of herione in a rodent

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