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At the same speed a coin does when you flick it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is binary?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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*resists urge to answer with a paragraph about philosophy and/or another philosophical question*

 

 

 

Yes, because this dude -> :thumbsup: told me so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What form of martial arts is the oldest?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Bob Sagget. Don't ask me what made me think of this answer because I seriously don't know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much faster is the human brain at prossessing information in comparison to the world's greatest super-computer?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL, DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

 

 

Who is the owner of Tip.It?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Miles? Who uses miles?! Are you talking about The Green Mile? Why a mile? Why didn't you asked how many nanometers away it is? Then i could have answered! And in nautical terms it would be 3.

 

 

 

How many MOSFET devices can you fit into a toothpaste tube?

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Run-Escape is a 64-bit cartridge game made for the Sega Genesis where the point was to run and escape from zombies.

 

 

 

What will I have for breakfast next Saturday?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Who cares?! Seriously, though, you should learn some theology; Christians believe that God has always been and always will be.

 

 

 

 

 

What causes ignorance?

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0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Well when a man and a women love each other very much... they decide "l34l33 l_375 5p41\/1 73h i1\173l21/\13l35" Wow that's annoying to type out.

 

 

 

What really did kill the dinosaurs?

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That one place with the dude that has a really ugly face.

 

 

 

 

 

When and where was the world's first cloned camel born?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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