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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer

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A waste of perfectly good drugs. Don't worry, I'm not a druggy. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it possible for a "perfect" society to form on the earth?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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If Chuck Norris says it can be done, then it can.

 

 

 

Which religion is the true religion?

SCIENTOLOGY

 

(Stupid answer right?)

 

Why is Goonstalf a midget?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Because god wills it.

 

 

 

Will humans ever discover intelligent life in the universe? (Yeah I don't count humans as 'intelligent')

Yeah bro, I mean, like, we've all got things bigger than us, ya know? and like, how can humans be alone in like, this whooole universe, ya dig? You hear me bro, yeah man. Far out.

 

 

 

Why am I so congested?

 

 

 

 

 

[hide=]¿MIDGET????!!!! :shock: :?: :?: -.- :D[/hide]

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Because God created you so.

 

 

 

What's the ultimate answer besides 42?

When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.

All skills 80+

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the square root of 1764

 

 

 

when will this thread end

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When Chuck Norris says so.

 

 

 

What is the International System unit for mass?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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Blogs are dead

Pancakes!!!

 

 

 

Who came up with the idea of religion? (That borderlines a smart question...)

Chuck Norris.

 

 

 

Why does crackers go crumbly whilst baguettes go rock hard?

Because you imagine it's a baguette, it's a rock tbh

 

 

 

Do you like fishsticks?

99 Magic; achieved on 4-4-2009.

85 Slayer; achieved on 6-8-2009.

99 Defence; achieved on 14-8-2009.

99 Constitution; achieved on 12-3-2013.

99 Attack; achieved on 12-5-2013.

99 Slayer; achieved on 21-6-2013.

 

I came, I saw, I ran away.

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How to calculate the derivative of an exponential function?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

throw it at a wall if i splats its x-0.5^(59*10^8) other wise its not real

 

 

 

 

 

what would x need to be in the above equation to make it = 197

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A number.

 

 

 

What is the solution of the sin2(x) + cos2(x) equation?

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

Over 300 of course

 

 

 

Why are there always midgets showing up as an advertisement?

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Because they like Dunkin Donuts.

 

 

 

Why ar emost smileys yellow?

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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because 7 8 9!

 

(I don't quite get the punchline.)

 

 

 

Why are many people reversing the order of smart to stupidity?

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because the zombies are coming.

 

 

 

 

 

why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

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Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009

Because they were named on backwards day.

 

 

 

 

 

Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

13 is considered an unlucky number because GLaDOS ate the Cake.

 

 

 

What is the relevance of this life to 42?

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43.

 

 

 

How was life created out of inorganic molecules?

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Veni, vidi, vici - Julius Caesar

I'm not entirely sure about the whole process but it involved toilet roll tubes and stickyback plastic.

 

 

 

Why does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?

They have food coloring in their stomachs.

 

 

 

 

 

Why doesn't deleting something off of your hard drive actually delete it, but, rather, just removes all references to its position on the hard drive?

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

All references to your position have been deleted. You don't exist. Thank you (who?).

 

 

 

Do you use a remote control?

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